Naruto Tourture Hour: SEASON 2!!
Me: YAAAAYAYYYYYYYYYY!! MORE EVIL TOURTURES!!
Sasuke: why does the world have to be so cruel!?
Me: because it hates you anyways, here is our first reveiwer, Vikings love ranch.
hmm... at first i didn't want to review, because then sasuke finally die...
but then i thought, "Let's make him die slowly and painfully!"
so sasuke: go uup to anbu headquarters, and moon them,
deidara: What does
everyone have against you?! you're funny! and so, i give
you a
torture free pass for this chappie, and everytime someone wants
to
torture you, that torture automatically goes to tobi, why am i
being so nice
to you you ask? because i like you more than tobi,
and since no one wants to
torture him, he shall take your
place,
tobi: Shave your head, paint your head pink,
and go around smacking people
with umbrellas, and hand them an
umbrella to start smacking you with
(unfortunately, the tortures
that go to tobi, must also go to you... did you
really think we
could have a tortured-deidaraless chapter? ...no, it's not in
the
balance of things)
Sakura: go into A DARK AND SCARY PLACE a.k.a. Oro's love lounge
and Shikamaru: attempt
to make Naruto smarterer, and, when thatt utterly
fails, tie him
to a chair and force him to listen to the absolutely
most
ear-piercing/bleeding mountain yodeling in the world, a.k.a,
the akatsuki's
version of high school musical.
CHYEAH! VIKINGS ARE AWESOME!
Sasuke: i have to...MOON THEM!?
Me: Bwahahahahahah!!
Anbu#1: hey whats that emo boy doing over there?
Anbu#2: i don't know, OMG! I'M BLIND!!
Anbu#1: LET'S DESTROY HIM!
Sasuke: Great...Waaahhh!!
Me: YAAAYYY!! WHat's next!?
Deidara: yay! i'm so revleived, i feel better, un.
Tobi: Nooo!! TOBI LOVES HIS HAIR!!
Me: but tobi, i'll give you a cookie if you do it!
Tobi: yay cookie! -shaves head- now to paint it! -paints his head pink- now to smack people with umbrellas!
Man: Ow! WTF Was that for!?
Tobi: Tobi's being tourtured, now smack Tobi back!
Man: Ok! -starts smacking Tobi-
Deidara:Why me? T.T
Me: because it's funny!
Deidara: -goes through the tourtures-
Sakura: Orochimaru's...LOVE LOUNGE!?
Me: it's a dark and scary place, trust me...
Sakura: -walks into Orochimaru's Love lounge- OMG! IT'S FREAKING HIDIOUS! I'M BLIIINNNND!!
Shikamaru: that's an impossible task, Naruto's to stupid. -points to naruto who is picking his nose-
Me: well, would you rather Asplode?
Shikamaru: no...
Naruto: hi Shikamaru!
Shikamaru: Naruto, i'm gonna make you smarter, so start reading the Konoha Dictionary.
Naruto: uhhh...ok?
2hours later...
Shikamaru: uhh Naruto?
Naruto:-on the floor foaming at the mouth and screaming something about words-
Shikamaru: -sigh- time fo the Akatsukis version of High School Musical. -puts a Cd in a CD player and puts the headphones on Naruto-
Tobi: Together, together, together almost everyone!
Itachi: STFU!! -slams a chair over Tobi's head-
Kisame: Fiisssshhh!! Wonderfull Fiiiissshhhh!!
Hidan: OH MY F GOD! WHY THE HE ARE WE DOING THIS SH ANYWAYS!?
Konan: because we are being paid.
Kakuzu: It's the start! of something new! me and you...MONEY!!
Naruto: OMG! IT HURTS MYMIIINNNND!! -ears start bleeding-
Medic dude: my god, this must have been some horrible singing.
Tester guy: hmmm...-puts on headphones- OMG! MY MIIIINNNNDDD!! -brain turns to mush-
Me: i love tourtures...anyways, next is Zai-chan13
muahahahahaha!
nice. btw, how's your cat doing? you said it was
sick.
anyways...
itachi: do the polka. on national tv. while
wearing purple plaid pants and a
pink 'i love barney'
t-shirt.
naruto: your awesome, but...you must hug orochimaru!
then you can have a
giant bowl of ramen
zetsu: you must eat...SALAD! with ranch dressing of course.
deidara: hm...you must glomp sasori...
sasori: beat the crud out of deidara for
glomping you. then go pretend you're
pinochio for the rest of the
day.
pein: stick a giant super magnet to your face. then try to rip it off.
sakura, ino, tenten, temari, hinata, konan: beat the crap out of sasuke
sasuke: take it like a man! if you
complain, zetsu has my permission to eat
you.
lol, that's all i have for now. here are some kit kats for you all to enjoy.
Zai-chan
Me: thanks, my cats feeling a lots better :D
Itachi:...no...
Me: can't exactly make him do it...so i'll send the tourture to Madara!
Madara: Wtf!? the polka? how do you even do the polka?
Me: i don't know. but it sounds funny!
Madara: ...i hate you man...
Me: i know. NOW DO IT! -pointing many mechine guns at madara-
Madara: ok...-puts on I Love Barney Shirt- umm...what music do i dance to?
Me: polka music?
Madara: oh...-turns on music and starts dancing-
Announcer guy: Please put you're hands together for Madara the polka dancer!
Madara: -inside mind- GAH! I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU MOTHER FRS!
All: BWAHAHAHAHAH!!
Me: oh yeah...did i mention Naruto is in the shark tank? -Points to tank-
Naruto: -in chains- AHHHHH!!
Kisame: MUAHAHAHAHAH!! -trying to bite Naruto-
Me: so umm...how do i put this delicatley...he will die in ten days.so instead. Pein will suffer hugging the evil Michela Jackson!
Oro: IT'S OROCHIMARU!!
Me: whatever...
Pein: um...do i really have to D-oisan? -Oisan means nephew Oichan means neice i think-
Me: yes. or all of you're ice cream and sake will be destroyed.
Pein: OK! I'll do it...
Oro: awww...peineiekun...how sweet.
Pein: -hugs- omg..i think i'm gonna...-pukes-
Deidara: you gotta be kidding me...
Me: no. i think she's serious. -you're a girl correct?-
Tobi: TOBI GOES FIRSST!! -glomps sasori-
Sasori: AGHH!! IT'S A BUG! GET IT OFF!!-thorws Tobi off and blows him up with a rocket launcher-
Deidara: o.O i'm ascared...
Me: no more clay for you then.
Deidara: fine you jerk. yeah. -glomps sasori-
Sasori: AAAAHHHHH!! IT'S A CLAY WOMEN! GET HER OFF!!
Deidara: clay...WOMEN!?
Sasori: throws Deidara and throws random bras at him-
Zetsu: can it be a human salad?
Me: no.
Zetsu: can it be...a cookie salad?
Me: no...
Zetsu: BUT I DON'T WANNNAAAA!! WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! -starts crying-
Me: but if you dont, who gonna be my man eating plant!?
Zetsu:...you're right...I GOTTA DO IT FOR THE PLANT POT!!
Me: wow...i didn't think that would work...
Zetsu: i-i-i'm sorry vegetables...-starts eating- Waaaahhhh...-sniff-
Pein: -still puking- ugh...i think i need my stomach pumped.
Me: take the magnet.
Pein: -grabs magnet- what the heck am i supposed to do with this thing? -magnet grabs to his face- AHHHH!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!
Hnata Konan Tenten and Temari: WIth pleasure..-crakcs knuckles-
Ino and Sakura: WAAAHHH!! SASUKE KUN!!
Sasuke: hn, those two couldn't hurt me even if they wanted to.
Ino and Sakura: WHHHAAAAAATTTT!?
Sasuke: uhh...-sweatdrops- AHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHH!! -gets beaten into a steaming lump on the floor-
All: HURRAY FOR KIT KATS!!
Me: I GET THE MOST! -jumps into a pile of kit kats-
Itachi: i want reese cups...
Me: how about a Reeske cup?
Sasuke: STOP MAKING CANDY THAT LOOKS LIKE ME!!
Me: -bites- awesome! i got a rib!
Zetsu: -bites- I got an arm!
Tobi: -nites- I got his Eyes!
Itachi:...give me one of those.
Me: Welp, that's all the tourtues we have for tody, i'm sorry if i forgot any, please don't get mad...GET NLAD! -holding candy bar with Naruto on it-
Naruto: what is wrong with you?
Me: nothing. Now please review! for every reveiw you get a free Reeske cup or Crobi bar! -crobi bar. Crunch bar and Tobi- so please reveiwwwww!! or we'll find you...-in men in black suit-
PLease reaveiw...if you don't...THEN WHO'S GONNA GET ALL THESE REESKE CUPS!?