JPOV
"Ooo, I'm having so much fun!" Alice exclaimed. We had already gotten the XXL T-shirts and the fuzzy green slippers. We were now looking for bikinis. All of a sudden, Alice stopped short and got a mischievous look on her face. We were outside that Hollister store.
"I have the perfect idea. Let's spice this game up a bit. Jasper, I would like you to go into Hollister, pick out two bikinis, and tell the cashier they are for you because you're going to be in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. And if you don't, I'll be very, very sad." Alice looked at me with the puppy dog pout she knew I couldn't resist. I rolled my eyes and sighed in defeat. I could hear Rosalie giggling behind me and I turned to glare at her.
"Fine, Alice. You win," I said as I stepped into the store. The music was blaring. I looked around, wondering wear they kept the swimsuits. I spotted a salesgirl and walked up to her.
"Excuse me?" She looked up and her eyes went wide. Why do human girls always do that?
"Y-yes? Can I help you?" She stuttered, obviously flustered.
"Could you please tell me where the bikinis are?" She pointed to the back of the store, still staring at me.
"Thank you," I said, hastily making my way to the back of the store. I grabbed the first two I saw and went to pay. After the cashier rang them up, she looked at me and attempted to flirt.
"So, like, are those for your, like, girlfriend or something?" she said in a high, nasally voice. She reminded me of Lauren.
"Um, no actually," I said. Her face brightened. "There for me. I'm going to be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition." Her face turned to a look of confusion, then horror.
"Oh, well, like, have a nice day." She said hurriedly. I forced a smile, then stalked out. As I was coming out of the store, I saw Alice and Rose cracking up. Alice had obviously filled Rosalie in on what was going to happen. I stalked past them and muttered a, "Let's go." Hopefully, the day would get better."
A/N: Yay! I'm happy that a lot of you like my story. And thanks again for your help on posting new chapters, lol. UNICORNS! Haha, Lauren :D