Chapter 4- The Hardy's watch- Matt.
Jeff and I spent the better part of the night awake, we like to hang out and stuff until we heard Edge screaming from under the floor. Curious we went to see what was going on. Well, Jeff took the idea from the Deadman by going down the fire escape ladder and peered through the window. According to my brother. Taker was chasing Edge around with his eyes closed threatening to let him 'rest in peace'.
I found that rather hard to believe, I mean how can one chase a man with their eyes closed? Then again Edge was screaming, I suppose you just follow the voice. I was rather amazed that Taker could run around in his sleeping bottoms and tank top that fast while barefoot!
Well, Jeff came back up into the window after explaining Kane managed to convince the Deadman that he 'scared Edge out of the arena' and has since put the Deadman back to bed. We decided to go down stairs for a quick snack from the lobby as Kane went to load up on coffee once more, when we heard a thrashing coming from below us.
Quickly, Jeff and I went to see what was going on. We took the stairs as we found Taker wondering about once more out on his own. Finley's hotel door was nearly ripped off its hinges, and yet neither Finley nor Hornswaggle woke from the destruction!
Taker walked about for a while before making his way to the elevator. He pushed a button and the doors closed. Jeff and I turned to one another and figured it would be best to follow him. Just to be safe.
The elevator took the Deadman to the basement parking lot. This isn't good. Quickly, we got into the elevator and rushed to the parking lot as fast as we could. The moment the doors open, did we find Taker wondering about and bumping into cars. Alarm after alarm went off from the impact of the sleeping Deadman. Jeff and I were quick to approach him. "Undertaker" I called.
He froze in his steps for but a moment. "Hardy boy" he muttered before going on his way.
"Taker please, I need your help!" called Jeff.
I stared at him oddly, Jeff only shrugged to me since we were desperate to see if anything out stop the Deadman's sleep walking rampage! Taker stopped and turned to face Jeff. It was weird. He looked very coherent and yet, he's not. "What is it Jeff? Can't you see I am trying to find Edge?" he demanded of him.
"Oh, I know. Edge rushed out of the building, you just missed him. I need some help looking over my MVP match. Can you assist me?"
"Ask Triple H" he muttered. "I know Edge is here somewhere!"
This was getting us nowhere fast. But then an idea hit me. I turned to Jeff and muttered 'follow along' I threw myself into the wall and moaned loudly. Jeff followed suit as he hit the floor. "Ow! Damn it!"
Taker instantly turned to pay attention. "It was Edge, he went in the Elevator!" I moaned aloud.
In an instant, Taker rushed to the elevator. Jeff and I quickly followed him in as he somehow pushed the button for the lobby. We kept quite as the Deadman snored away.
When the elevator dinged open, Taker seemed to regain his coherent type of state. He growled lowly as he stormed out, screaming drunkenly for Edge to show himself.
It just so happens that Ryder and Hawkins (aka Edge's lackeys) were in the lobby. They approached as Jeff and I tried to wave them off. "What the hell is your problem Deadman?"
Taker snapped.
Zack and Curt went flying across the lobby as Taker kept screaming at them "Where the hell is Edge?" all the while. Lucky for us, Khali came in and restrained the Deadman. I kept begging Taker to calm down as everyone began to slowly stop and stare at us. Jeff only mouthed to them 'too much to drink' as we tried to force the Deadman back into the elevator and get him back to his room. It's a good think Khali is as tall as he is, or else this would have been impossible!
When we got to the room. Taker broke out into a sneezing fit, Khali let him go as Taker hit the ground and began to stir. He woke!
"What the hell?" he muttered lowly.
All of us stood around the Deadman. "Taker, you ok?" I asked.
He looked at each of our faces and couldn't figure out why we were in his hotel room. Jeff gently explained to the Deadman that we were in the hotel hallway and we had to get him back to bed. Of course we were blamed for trying to pull a prank on him, so we just endured the lecture as he went back to his room.
Kane returned a short time later with his hands full of espresso shots. "Anything happen?" he asked
"Nope" Lied Jeff.
"Not a thing" explained Khali.
"We were just playing… tag… Your it Jeff" I announced and smacked him in the arm before running like hell. Khali did the same as Jeff made his way out before Kane learned the truth as to what REALLY happened.