Naruto Tourture Hour: SEASON 2!!

-behind the scenes-

Me: -hiding-

Sakura: DANGIT!! COME OUT OR NO DOG TREATS FOR YOU!!

Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! NEVVVERRRRR!!-runs away-

Itachi: is it that time of the month?

Sakura: yeah, he gots to go to the vet today, BUT HE WON'T GO!!

Itachi: well...you could always tell him you're going to france to destroy the evil rude frenchie people.

Hinata: or you could tell him i'm ready to have 'fun'

All: o.o

Me: fine Hina-tenshi...i'll do it for you...

-at the vet-

Me: NONONONONONONONONO!! NOT THE SHOT! ANYTHING BUT THE SHOT!!

Vet: HOLD STILL!!-injects shot-

Me: OW! YOU WILL BE DESTROYED!! -takes bazooka and destroys vet-

Hinata: that wasn't so bad was it?

Me: maybe...

Itachi: c'mon, lets go back to the studio...it's about time for you to host anyways...

Me: fine...BUT FIRST I WAN RAMEN!

Itachi: -slaps forhead-

-at studio-

Me: -slurping ramen-

Itachi:...he brunt a huge hole in my wallet...-sobbing over loss of money-

Me: -sigh- would you rather me literally burn a hole in it?

Itachi: maybe...

Me: anyways, our first reveiwer is Zai-chan13.

OMG i wanna reeske cup!! lol! and yes i'm a girl. and tell ur cat i said hi.
i like cats. anywho...

Deidara: u must guess y i hate you. if you get it right, u have to glomp
pein. if u get it wrong, u have to glomp pein and jump into an active volcano.
good luck!

Sasuke: lol go buy a bunch of roses and chocolates and give them to deidara!

Tobi: uhh...you must eat a giant plate of...BROCCOLI!! muahahahaha!

Hey...is Karin there too? if she is, she has to go jump in an active volcano
too.

Rootbeer floats for all! :D

Zai-chan

Me: you can meet her now! come on out Delilah! -opens cage and a black panther comes out-

Delilah: RAAWWRR!!

Naruto: -wet himself-

Me: Good kitty! -glomps-

Delilah: -puuuurrr-

Deidara: uhh...you hate me because...i like clay?

Me: i think we have to wait till next chapter to find out the answer.

Sasuke:...chocolates...AND ROSES!?

Deidara: I'M NOT A GIRL!!

Sasuke: and yet you look a lot like one...

Deidara:...

Tobi: Broccoli? did you say...BROCCOLI!? THE DREADED AND EVILI BROCCOLI TOBI WISHES TO DIE!?

Me: YES TOBI! now eat it.

Tobi: B-B-BUT TOBI HATES BROCCOLI!! TT

Me: BUT YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT!! -shoves broccoli in Tobi's mouth-

Tobi: gag! -starts making choking noises-

Karin: What'd i ever do to you?

Me: YOU RUBBED MINE AND INUYASHA'S EARS!! AND IT'S REALLY ANNOYING!!-pushes karin in the volcanoe-

Karin: NOOOO!! -dies-

Me: YAY, ROOTBEAR FLOATS! -starts drinking- Ok's, next up os Vikings Love Ranch!

YAY! THANKS FOR USING THE REESKE AND CROBI IDEA!

…I shall have a Reeske cup! Yum! A knee!

Oh yeah, tortures… right…
Gaara: -menacing voice- Gaara… you shall play… PWITTY PWINCESS DWESS UP!
WHY AM I TAWKING WIKE DIS?! I DUNNO! WAY WAY!

Sasuke: …you shall start a new movie phenomenon (wow, that is a big
word…) SASUKE WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY! MWAHAHAHA!

Tobi: WATCH THE MOVIE!

Deidara: Also watch the movie! And when you realize how completely bad it is,
beat the crap out of sasuke!

Naruto: I REALEASE YOU FROM THE SHARK TANK! Instead, you may go into snake
pit…

Kisame: -starts a chant- WE WANT SUSHI! WE WANT SUSHI! WE WANT SUSHI!

Yay!

Ichiraku's on Naruto's credit card! (ha! And since he's in the awesome
snake pit he can't have any!

CHYEHA! VIKINGS ARE AWESOME!

Gaara: PRETTY PRINCESS DRESS UP!?

Me: NOOO!! THE DREADED PRINCESS DRESS OF DOOMM!! -hides behind tree-

VLR: Well? Are you gonna play?

Gaara: -gulp- y-yes maam...-puts on dress with blonde hair clip things in pink nail poilish pfft...nail polish...BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!-

Announcer guy: Coming this fall to a theater near you... witness a new Wonka movie...

Sasuke: Come with me and you'll get to see my chocolate factory!

Announcer guy: starring Sasuke Uchiha...Itachi Uchiha...and speacial guest star Tobi...witness one of the most idiotic movies of this fall...

Itachi: hey check it out! it's a chocolate fountain!

Tobi: TOBI LOVES CHOCOLATE!! -eats chocolate-

Sasuke: that's not chocolate, that's the sewer line.

Tobi:...-pukes-

Announcer guy: Sasuke Wonka and the chocolate factory!! coming to a theater near you...

Tobi: OMG! TOBI STARRED IN IT AND IT STILL SUCKS!!

Deidara: OMG! I THINK I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE!!

Tobi: -in movie- Hey look! the famous Sasuke wonka candy! -points- FUDGE NUTS!!

Sasuke: you don't wanna eat that.

Tobi: why?

Sasuke: those arent really NUTS like the peanuts...

Tobi:you mean...Tobi's eating...man place nuts?

Sasuke: er, yes.

Tobi: OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Sasuke: it wasn't my idea!

Orochimaru: IT WAS MINE!!

Itachi: OMG!! IT'S MICHEAL JACKSON!!

MJ: OH NOES! I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!! -runs away-

All: WTF!?

Deidara: SASUKE! YOU EMO BOY! YOU'RE MOVIE SUCKS! yeah.

Sasuke: HEY! I WAS FORCED TO DO IT!!

Deidara: I DON'T CARE!-blows sasuke up-

Naruto: Snakes? whats scarey about snakes?

Me: remember when you got eatin by one? -petting delilah-

Naruto: oh yeah...AHHHHH!! -snakes eat Naruto-

Kisame: -hiding in closet- why do they come after me wanting sushi!? WHY!?

Me: -busts open door- THERE HE IS! GET THE FISH MAN!!

Delilah: RAAWWWRRR!! -bites kisame-

Kisame: GAH! -gets malled by my cat-

Me: YAY ICHIRAKUS!! I LOVE THERE RAMEN! IT'S LIKE I'M EATING A FOOD VERSION OF HEAVEN!!

Naruto: YEAH! DATTEBYO!!

Me: GO AWAY NARUTO! -pushes naruto back into the snake pit-

All: o.o

Me: Welp, please review!! and tell you're freinds! seriously, so we can have more chapters! PLEASE!! I BEG OF YOU!!

PLease reveiw! Of you do you get an Ice cream Nandwich! Ice cream sandwich mixed with Naruto! and tell you're freinds! if you do you'll get a free Crobi bar or Reeske cup!

Sasuke: I'M NOT CANDY!!

Seriously though, please reveiw!!