Naruto Tourture Hour: SEASON 2!!

Announcer: In a world where Naruto charecters are real, one author will make the funniest fic ever...

Me: WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE!?

Announcer: -sniff- but i don't have anywhere else to go...

Me: really? well i know somewhere you can go.

Announcer: REALLY!?

Me: yeah sure, it's in here. -opens closet-

Announcer: YAY! -goes in closet-

Me: -slams and locks closet- MUAHAHAHAH!! Now you can't get out! and you will have to face teh evil and dreaded Nacho Man!

Nacho man: NACHOOOO!! -throws nachos at announcer-

Announcer: GAH! -face discenigrates-

Me: now that he's gone, allow me to tell you our first reviewer. And her name is Zai-chan13!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA! awesome as usual. oh, a panther! can i pet her?! i'm not
allowed 2 have a cat T.T...

Deidara: you were...WRONG! now go glomp pein and jump into the active volcano
w/ karin. and guess again!!

Karin: in answer to your question, you just annoy me. now get out of the
volcano and cover yourself in shark food. then jump in the shark tank :D

Naruto: you must...take finals for algebra!! they shall hurt your brain!

Itachi: go give Hidan a great big hug!

lol, today's treat is...CHOCOLATE SILK PIE!!

oh, and by the way, sasuke has to go on a date with karin. you didn't think
you were getting out of torture today were u? no, that would be like a crime
or something.

insert evil chuckles here
Zai-chan

Delilah: Meow!

Me: YES YOU CAN PET HER! but how are you gonna get here?

Deidara: I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HATE ME!? yeah. but let me guess again, you hate me because you think even though i'm a guy i'm prettier than you? un.

All: pfft...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Deidara: -glomps pein unwillingly-

Pein: OMG! GIRLY MAN GERMS!!

Deidara: -vein pops out of head- SCREW YOU! -jumps into volcanoe-

Karin: i like sharks.

Me: then you're gonna love these. MUAHAHAHAHAH!!

Karin: YAY! -dumps rotten fish all over body- HERE SHARKY SHARKY SHARKY!!

-giant shark eats karin-

All: o.O

Naruto: algebra?

Me: AHHH!! THE DREADED ALGEBRA! IT BUUURRRNNSSSS!!

Naruto: uhh...-starts working problems- ugh...so...boring...-passes out-

Me: is he dead? -pokes with hstick-

Itachi:...

Hidan: WTF!? WHY THE H( WOULD YOU SUGGEST SOMETHING SO GAY!?

Me: -hiding in tree- u-u-uh because you need to CALM DOWN!! -takes machine gun and starts shooting hidan-

Hidan: WAAAHHH!! -hugs Itachi-

Itachi:...Tsukiyomi...

Hidan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! -foams at teh mouth-

Me: YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY OF MY PIE!! -takes pie and runs-

Zetsu: uh-oh, somebody's hyper...

Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Sasuke: HOW CAN I GO ON A DATE WITH HER!? SHE'S IN A SHARKS STOMACH!!

Me: -pushes sasuke in shark pit-

-giant shark eats sasuke-

-inside shark-

Sasuke: so karin, how are the clams?

Karin: theyre great! oh who am i kidding!? WE'RE IN A SHARK! WE COULD DIE ANYMINUTE!!

-outside shark-

Me: HAH! they don't realize it's a mechanical shark! anyways, next up is Vikings love ranch!

Pie: MWAHAHAHA! ICREAM NANDWHICH!

oh, and canya just call me pie instead of vlr if ya do that?

alright cracks knuckles OWOWOWOWOW! sniffles that hurt...

ANYway...

Sasuke: you must STAPLE YOUR HEAD TO ITACHI'S!

Itachi and Sasuke: Go around like that for the whole chapter! (ha! now itachi
must suffer with sasuke!)

Tobi: replace your head with a furry basketball and see if anyone notices the
difference, and if no one does, you must eat a crobi bar

gaara: eat a strawberry... then go to the police, and attempt selling them a
pretend drug in the form of brocilli! (yay! nowbrocilli will be illegal!)

Sasuke: go to a circus, take a clown, and shove it in the closet with
naruto

Naruto: be SMART for five minutes!

sighs okay, that's all i have for now

btw, ZaiChan is so funny! Your reviews rock! Kudos to you!

CHYEAH! VIKINGS ARE AWESOME!

Me: first we must get him out of the mechanical shark!

-Sasuke gets puked out of shark-

Sasuke: GAH! AIR! GROUND! IT'S BEUTIFUL!! -kisses ground-

Me: -points blade at neck- you'll be dead if you don't do the tourture.

Sasuke: why are you so cruel? -sobs-

Itachi: Sasuke? what are you doing?

Sasuke: stapiling you're Forehead protector to mine. -SNAP-

Itachi: AGHHH!! DA!& YOU SASUKE!! -stabs sasuke-

Sasuke: GAH! ITACHIIIII!! -punches Itachi-

-Itachi and Sasuke get into a big fight-

Tobi: a furry basketball? That sounds exicting! -puts on furry deflated basketball-

Deidara: hey Tobi. un.

Hidan: F&( OFF TOBI!

Itachi:Hn...

Pein: sup Tobi.

Zetsu: TOBI LET ME EAT YOU!!

Sasori: TOBI! BECOME MY PUPPET!!

Tobi: nobody Noticed Tobi. Tobi now has to eat a crobi bar! -bites crobi bar- AGH!! TOBI BIT HIS OWN LEG!!

Gaara: strawberry? STRAWBERRY!? -get all menacy looking-

Me: yeah, a strawberry.

Gaara:...OK! -eats strawberry-

Cop#1: man...i need some dope, uh i mean...hugyys...

Cop#2: yeah, but it's really expensive...

Gaara: HEY COP GUYS! CHECK IT OUT! IT'S A NEW DRUG CALLED BROCOFOPOLY!!

Cop#1: GIMME!! -takes brocoli- how do we use it?

Gaara: crush it with sand.

Cop#2: we can't menipulate sand...

Gaara: -crushes brocoli with sand- THERE!

-cops snort brocoli-

Cop#1: -high- heheheheh...

Me: WOW! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!!

Sasuke: a clown? wow...weird...

-at circus-

Clown: HUHUHUHUHUH!! I'MMA CLOWN! AND I CAN DO THIS!! -blows up ramen-

Sasuke: HAHAHAHAH!! THAT'LL TOTALLY FREAK NARUTO OUT!!

-back at studio...-

Me: NARUTO! THERE'S A LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF RAMEN IN HERE!!

Naruto: RAMENRAMENRAMEN!! -goes in closet-

Clown: HUHUHUHUH!! I'MMA CLOWN! AND I CAN DO THIS!! -blows up ramen-

Naruto: AGHHHHH!! TH EBIL CLOWN!! WHAT'S EVEN WORSE IS HE DESTROY'S RAMEN!! -bangs head against wall-

Me: -opens dorr-

Naruto: -comes out wearing scholar outfit- EMc2...

Me: GAH! THE SMARTNESS!! IT BURRRRNNNNNSSSSS!! -hides behind door-

Itachi:...let me read the next reveiw...it's from RakuraIaro.

Yay! a Nandwich! -munch-
Ok my tortures are:

Naruto:make out with sasuke for an hour!

Sasuke:Act as if you like it! -mwahaha-

Sakura:Give Lee chocolate and tell him you would like to go out with him
sometime

Lee:Reject her, then slap her, then go beat up Gai

Gai:When he's done, throw him into a barral of peanut butter

Kiba:Exchange Akamaru for a kitty

Ino:Be a chouji fan girl for a day

Chouji:Go on a diet that involves no barbeque or sweets, just veggies and
fruits and water

Kakashi:Beat up Jiraiya and scream."Stop writing pervy books!"

Jiraiya:Do what he says and stop writing pervy books. Instead, write about
kitties and ponies being friends. Oh yeah, and stop going to the hot springs

Tenten:Stab Neji over and over

Neji:Yell,"AH THAT FEELS SO GOOD!" while she's doing it

Hinata:Make out with Jiraiya

Shikamaru:Stay up for 72 hours

Kankuro:Eat all of Gaara's cookies

Gaara:Kill Kankuro for eating all of your cookies

Temari:Tell Konan that she's sexy

Pein:Exclaim she isn't

Konan:Beat Pein into a bloody pulp

Ok I think that's enough...

WAIT! Give Sasori and Sai a brownie, cuz they're awesome

Naruto and Sasuke: WHAT!?

Me: -mauling mailman-

Itachi: D said that the example shown -points to me mauling mailman- that will happen to you if you donnot do any of the tourtures.

Naruto:...i hate you all...

Sasuke: ditto...-kisses Naruto-

Censoryguys: GAH!! QUICK! PUT A SESNOR BAR OVER THEM!!

-censor bar cnesors sasuke and Naruto-

Sakura: as lng as i don't make out with him. -gives Lee chocolates- wanna go on a date?

Lee: -gulp- N-NO WAY! -slaps sakura-

Gai: LEE!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING!! -getting the shiznit beat out of him-

Lee: SORRY SENSIE!! -crying-

Gai: I'M SORRY LEE!! -throws Lee into a giant barrel of peanubutter-

Kiba:...why a cat?

Me: -eating shrimp- i dunno, wanna shrimp?

Kiba: sure.

Me: WELL TO BAD!! -runs away with shrimp-

Kiba:...jerk...-goes to pet exchange place-

Pet exchanger: WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU!?

Kiba: yeah...can i exchange this dog for a -gulp- cat?

Petexchanger: so sorry...we don't exchange dogs. -kicks Kiba out-

KIba:...wow...

Ino: -wearing choji memorabilia...wait, Wtf!?- -sigh- the things i do for shrimp...CHOJI YOU FREAKIN ROCK!!

Choji: no...Barbeque? Or sweets!? ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! -jumps off of cliff-

All: OO

Kakashi: -shellshock- O.O

Jiriya: uhh...

Kakashi: -under sasori's puppet control- DIE!! AND STOP WRITING PERVY BOOKS!! -blows up Jiriya-

Jiriya: -in heaven- crap...-writing books about ponys...NOOOOOO!!-

Tenten: -sniff- but i don't wanna hurt Neji-kun...

Neji: don't worry Tenten, it's destiny...

Tenten: whatever...-starts stabbing neji over and over-

Neji: OH YEAH BABY!! -holding back tears- THAT FEELS GREAT!!

Tenten:...must...resist...the...urge to...make love...to...Neji!

All: Wtf!?

Me: NO!! HINAT-TENSHIE!! DON'T DO EET!!

Hinata: I WON'T DO IT!!

Me: wait! i have an idea...-puts on Jiriya costume-

Hinata: YAY!!

Me and Hinata: -making out-

All: GO INTO THE CLOSET!!

Shikamaru: 72 hours? that's like...3 days!

Itachi: tsukiyomi...

Shikamaru: -goes into tourture place where he's forced to stay awake-

Kankuro: I like cookies...-eats cookies-

Gaara: -walks in room- Kankuro? did you eat meh cookies?

Kankuro: -face full of cookies- uh...no?

Gaara: -gets all menacy- Die! GIANT SAND BURIAL!! -makes giant wave of sand fall on kankuro and kills him-

Temari:WTF!?

Konan: let's not and say we did...

Pein: YOU BET SHE IS! I mean...NO SHE ISN'T!!

Konan:...you...-shoots Pein with machine gun-

Sasori:...i'm a puppet...I CAN'T EAT!! -crys pleadge tears-

Sai: Thanks? -fake smiles-

Me: -comes out of closet and Jiriya costume is off- WHEW! Alright, our next reveiwer isSkywardShadow! -goes back in closet-

ROTFLMHO!! The awesomeness continues!
Naruto-
Sasuke- grins evilly ask Naruto to teach you the Ninja Centerfold (or Sexy
no Jutsu), and use it to flirt with Jiraiya.
Itachi-You know what? I hate you. Go jump into a sea of rabid Itachi
fangirls.
Sakura-get Gaara to put sand around himself, and then throw water on him. I
always wondered what would happen if someone did this..
Gaara-do what you wish to punish Sakura.
Zetsu (sp?)-Announce that you are a full-time vegetarian from now on!
Hinata-say EXACTLY what's on your mind. For 24 hours. :)
Neji-everyone already thinks you look like a girl, so I have four words for
you: Cut. Your. Hair. Short.
Love this story!! Keep doing what you're doing!!

Sasuke: YAY! I mean...Hn...

Naruto: You wanted to see meh Sasuke?

Sasuke: yeah, i was wondering...can you teach me the Sexy no Jutsu?

Naruto: OO Pervert...but whatever...-teahces-

Sasuke: ok, Sey No Jutsu!! -turns into an ugly chick-

All: AHHHHHHHH!! OUR EYES!! THEY BURNNN!!

Jiriya: Hey guys i'm back!

Sasuke: Hey Jiriya-kun!

Jiriya: OMG! THE UGLINESS! IT KILLS!! -kills himself-

Sasuke:...

Itachi:...well if it isn't one, it isn't the other...

Itachifangirl: OMG!! IT'S ITAAAAAACCHIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

Itachifangirl#2: QUICK!! WHEN HE JUMPS LETS LICK HIM!!

All: o.O

Itachi: good bye cruel world...-jumps into sea of fangirls-

Sakura:YAY! SOUNDS FUN!!

Gaara: Sakura: what ius it?

Sakura: Hey Gaara? wrap sand around you're self for a second.

Gaara: uhh...ok? -wraps sand around him self-

Sakura: YAY!! -pours twenty gallons of water on gaara-

Gaara: AWW MAN!! I'M ALL WET NOW!!

Sakura: is that it?

Gaara: YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED!! -pokes sakura- MUAHAHAHAHAH!!

Sakura: eh, wow...

Zetsu: do i have to keep that promise?

Me: maybe?

Zetsu: YAY! -goes up to podium- Attention every one! I am now a vegetarion from now on!!

Me: oh about that promise, you have to keep it. -goes back inside closet-

Zetsu:...NOOOOOOOOOO!!

Hinata:-inside closet- OH MAN! D IS SO SEXY! I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO HIM ALL DAY!!

All:...uhh...

Neji: NOOOOO!! NOT MY BEUTIFUL HAIR!!

Zetsu: -eats neji's hair-

Neji:...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Me: -comes out of closet satisfied- hah...alright, now that that's out of my system...next up is Thiefkingbakura4eva.

-dying laughing-
"can it be a human salad?"
"no."
"can it be a cookie salad?"
"no."
this is gold!
yeah, you forgot my last torture list...but no biggie; it is kinda long...
i have but one torture this time:
Itachi must be strapped to a pole so Sasuke (and others, if they so desire)
can torture him all they want. happy writing

Me: AGAIN! I'M SORRY!! PLEASE DON'T HATE MEEEE!! -crying-

Hinata: there there...let's go to the closet...

Me: YAY!! -grabs hiata and runs towards closet-

Itachi:...

Sasuke: MUAHAHAHAH!! I HAVE YOU NOW ITACHI!!

Itachi:...-strapped to pole-

Sasuke: CHIDORI!! -shocks Itachi a lot-

Itachi:...ow...

Sasuke: HEY EVERY BODY!! ITACHI IS FREE TO TOURTURE!! ANY ONE WANNA HELP!?

All: no...

Sasuke:...You guys suck...-walks away-

Me: -comes out of closet- -pleasured look on face- aahhh...i feel really happy now...AWW CRAP! WERE OUT OF TIME!! Ok, uhh...i'll see you all next episode! And PLEASE REVEIW!! AND TELL YOUS FREINDS!!

OOOoooOOOooOOOO...Behold...the power of reveiwing!! PLEASE REVEIW!! AND TELL YOUS FREINDS!! AND YOU'LL GET A FREE ICE CREAM NANDWHICH, AND ALL THE RAMEN YOU CAN EAT!! So...PLEASE REVEIW!!