On the First Day of Christmas… Chapter One
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach otherwise Hitsugaya-sama would be in every episode.
"On the first day of Christmas, Ichigo threw at me, two Soi Fong and one Yamamoto." Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her name. Yamamoto looked like he was sleeping.
"On the second day of Christmas, Ichigo threw at me, three Ichimaru, two Soi Fong and one Yamamoto." Ichimaru just smirked. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her name again. Yamamoto looked like he was sleeping.
"On the third day of Christmas, Ichigo threw at me, four Unohana, three Ichimaru, two Soi Fong and one Yamamoto." Unohana smiled. Ichimaru just smirked again. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her name for the second time. Yamamoto looked like he was sleeping.
"On the fourth day of Christmas, Ichigo threw at me, five Aizen, four Unohana, three Ichimaru, two Soi Fong and one Yamamoto." Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates. Unohana smiled again. Ichimaru just smirked for the second time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her name for the third time. Yamamoto began to snore.
"On the fifth day of Christmas, Ichigo threw at me, six Kuchiki, five Aizen, four Unohana, three Ichimaru, two Soi Fong and one Yamamoto." Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate.' Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates again. Unohana smiled for the second time. Ichimaru just smirked for the third time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her name for the fourth time. Yamamoto continues to snore.
"On the sixth day of Christmas, Ichigo threw at me, seven Komamura, six Kuchiki, five Aizen, four Unohana, three Ichimaru, two Soi Fong and one Yamamoto." Komamura just blinked. Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate', again. Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates second time. Unohana smiled for the third time. Ichimaru just smirked for the fourth time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her name for the fifth time. Yamamoto continues to snore.
"On the seventh day of Christmas, Ichigo threw at me, eight Kyouraku, seven Komamura, six Kuchiki, five Aizen, four Unohana, three Ichimaru, two Soi Fong and one Yamamoto." Kyouraku took a sip of sake. Komamura just blinked again. Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate you', for the second time. Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates for the third time. Unohana smiled for the fourth time. Ichimaru just smirked for the fifth time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her name for the sixth time. Yamamoto continues to snore.
"On the eighth day of Christmas, Ichigo threw at me, nine Tousen, eight Kyouraku, seven Komamura, six Kuchiki, five Aizen, four Unohana, three Ichimaru, two Soi Fong and one Yamamoto." Tousen blinked. Kyouraku took a sip of sake again. Komamura just blinked for the second time. Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate you', for the third time. Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates for the fourth time. Unohana smiled for the fifth time. Ichimaru just smirked for the sixth time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her name for the seventh time. Yamamoto continues to snore.
"On the ninth day of Christmas, Ichigo threw at me, ten Hitsugaya, nine Tousen, eight Kyouraku, seven Komamura, six Kuchiki, five Aizen, four Unohana, three Ichimaru, two Soi Fong and one Yamamoto." Hitsugaya's eyebrow twitched. Tousen blinked again. Kyouraku took a sip of sake for the second time. Komamura just blinked for the third time. Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate you', for the fourth time. Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates for the fifth time. Unohana smiled for the sixth time. Ichimaru just smirked for the seventh time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her name for the eighth time. Yamamoto continues to snore.
"On the tenth day of Christmas, Ichigo threw at me, eleven Zaraki, ten Hitsugaya, nine Tousen, eight Kyouraku, seven Komamura, six Kuchiki, five Aizen, four Unohana, three Ichimaru, two Soi Fong and one Yamamoto." Zaraki beats up a random person. Hitsugaya's eyebrow twitched again. Tousen blinked for the third time. Kyouraku took a sip of sake for the fourth time. Komamura just blinked for the fifth time. Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate you', for the sixth time. Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates for the seventh time. Unohana smiled for the eighth time. Ichimaru just smirked for the ninth time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her name for the tenth time. Yamamoto's fukutaichou decided to check on him.
"On the eleventh day of Christmas, Ichigo threw at me, twelve Kurotsuchi, eleven Zaraki, ten Hitsugaya, nine Tousen, eight Kyouraku, seven Komamura, six Kuchiki, five Aizen, four Unohana, three Ichimaru, two Soi Fong and one Yamamoto." Kurotsuchi cackled. Zaraki beats up a random person again. Hitsugaya's eyebrow twitched the second time. Tousen blinked for the fourth time. Kyouraku took a sip of sake for the fifth time. Komamura just blinked for the sixth time. Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate you', for the seventh time. Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates for the eighth time. Unohana smiled for the ninth time. Ichimaru just smirked for the tenth time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her name for the eleventh time. Yamamoto's fukutaichou was forced to poke his taichou.
"On the twelfth day of Christmas, Ichigo threw at me, thirteen Ukitake, twelve Kurotsuchi, eleven Zaraki, ten Hitsugaya, nine Tousen, eight Kyouraku, seven Komamura, six Kuchiki, five Aizen, four Unohana, three Ichimaru, two Soi Fong and one Yamamoto." Ukitake chuckled a bit before coughing. Kurotsuchi cackled again. Zaraki beats up a random person for the second time. Hitsugaya's eyebrow twitched the third time. Tousen blinked for the fifth time. Kyouraku took a sip of sake for the sixth time. Komamura just blinked for the seventh time. Kuchiki frowned and held a gaze that said 'If you mere shinigami say that again I will personally castigate you', for the eighth time. Aizen smiled warmly at Hinamori and his subordinates for the ninth time. Unohana smiled for the tenth time. Ichimaru just smirked for the eleventh time. Soi Fon gave his fukutaichou a smack on his head for using her name for the twelfth time. Yamamoto finally woke up for the last line.
Over in the real world, Ichigo was having a hard time trying to sleep. He was sneezing for the past couple of minutes nonstop.
A/N: The next chapter is going to be the same song except with different words.