."TOCCATA AND FUGUE IN D MINOR; SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH ME"
The day of the chuunin exam began. I was in charge of the second part. So, this year there were 16 teams; a total of 48 genin, and only eight teams could pass to the next round. I gave them the instructions, the consent forms and the last warnings. So, the exam began and I started my quiet surveillance on the test. Maybe this year there won't be too many deaths; they all looked so strong. But well, things could go wrong.
Pein and Kohan attacked the Forest of Death somehow. Since I was the one who was in charge, I had to be the one to stop them, while I waited for other chuunin and jounin to help me. I started with my water/wind style jutsu; hurricane blades. I took my katana and my saber and I performed that jutsu to them. It's quite strong, so it took me a while to recover some chakra to perform another one. Fortunately, this jutsu managed to hit them quite hard, so, they were weakened a lot thanks to my jutsu, but that wasn't enough. I was a bit weaker, but I was still able to do jujutsu, so I could disarm them. I did that, but they only managed to distract me and threw me lots of kunai at the same time; but they only managed to destroy the sand clones I had made. I was a little confused; I wasn't' sure if that was the time for my secret genjutsu; the sound style Toccata and Fugue genjutsu (this jutsu consist of playing with the guitar I always summon to battle an old horror movie song called "Toccata and Fugue in D minor" by Johann Sebastian Bach. This song creates disturbing images and end up confusing the opponent and he/she eventually kills him/herself instead of me). I learned that jutsu when I was learning guitar back in my chuunin days; I picked up and old guitar and I played old songs. Then, I managed to concentrate chakra energy into the notes and according to the song, different things happened; with Andante in F mayor, good things happened. With the Requiem, I can make someone death less painful and so on. So, it was time; time for my secret technique and just in time to use my brand new electric guitar (powered with a small, compact power supply and wah-wah effect). However, just as soon as I summoned my guitar, a leaf chuunin and a sand jounin came to help me; those were Shikamaru and Gaara's sister, Temari.
"So, you were going to use your secret genjutsu without inviting me?" Said Temari.
"Oh, Temari-chan, I didn't know you were going to help me. Thanks!" I said.
"Temari-chan and Shikamaru, you guys better protect yourselves from the notes. You know how, ok Temari-chan. Now, attack them so I could play the guitar." I said while she and Shikamaru hid for a moment to protect their ears from my music. They did that quickly and started fighting those two.
"OMG, guys are so pointless, why are they even allowed to be ninja?" Temari thought while she was fighting along Shikamaru.
"Girls are so hasty. They never think with the head, only with their punches." Thought Shikamaru while he fought along Temari.
While I was tuning the guitar, I could sense some weird chemistry between those two; it's like they could read each other's movements and techniques; they used their jutsus in perfect sync (Shikamaru paralyzed them, while Temari threw them against the trees with her big fan). They kept on weaken them; now it's time for my secret genjutsu; TOCCATA AND FUGUE IN D MINOR.
The sing has a diabolic tune (intro), so the music was driving them crazy; I mean, Konan started to rip off her own hair and Pein introduced all of his piercings into his face; they screamed like crazy and blood was running all the way from their heads to their bodies (first movement). While I played the third movement (the fugue), Konan took some paper strips and started to cut her arms, stomach and thights (GOSH; PAPERCUTS ALL OVER HER BODY!!), and Pein smashed his own body with his hammer. While I was finishing playing that fugue, they were already dead. However, my two helpers needed "a little help" to get closer. So, I did what I had to do; I created a fake gust. That fake gust pushed Temari into Shikamaru and well, more chemistry between them flowed.
"Hey, don't get too close to me" Said Shikamaru.
"Sorry, but the wind…" Said Temari annoyed.
"You girls are always so clumsy". Said Shikamaru, while getting all blushed.
"And you boys are so useless". She replied, getting all blushed.
"Well, I mean, whatever, forget it". They both said in unison, while they hugged and kissed passionately.
Yay, my plan worked. Well in a weird kind of way, but it worked. I knew those two were meant to be together.
Now, I have to keep on supervising this test.
Ok, everything else went ok in the test. Two weeks after that had passed, 24 people became chuunin, and nothing unusual had happened again. Well, there is something unusual happening to me. Why I'm hungry all the time? I can smell thing I couldn't smell before. I feel with less chakra than before. I'm vomiting every morning pukes.Why? Anyway, it's noon and I want a warm bowl of miso ramen. I know where to go.
So, I went to Ichiraku ramen. I ordered my miso ramen.
"Ittadakimasu". I said, but someone else said that
Puff! Kakashi-kun appeared right next to me.
"Hey Kaori-chan, eating lunch without me? W hat's that?" He replied.
"Well, I didn't know you wanted to see me today." I replied.
"You've been feeling a little different lately? I sense something's not quite right with you." He said.
"It's nothing, I'm pretty sure" I said while I kept on eating ramen. Kakashi-kun was seated next to me, but he didn't order nothing.
I finished my ramen and I left the place with him. I just ate two bowls of ramen. Now I want yakitori. So, I bought yakitori in a street kiosk.
"Hey, didn't you eat two bowls of ramen?" He asked me.
"Yes, but I want more food. After this yakitori, I want takoyaki, and then, I want okonomiyaki and after eating okonomiyaki, I want to make suriyaki at home." I said, feeling hungrier than before, while eating two yakitori at the same time.
So, he ate with me takoyaki and then he also ate with me okonomiyaki. I wanted more. While we were on our way home, I smelled someone; that's Sakura-chan, but she still wasn't visible.
"Hey, Sakura-chan is coming here." I said.
"Where's she?" He asked.
"She's in the other side of the street, but I can smell her." I said.
"And since your smell is so keen?" He asked me.
"I'm not sure, but it's been about six weeks since I can smell this good."I said.
Sakura was getting closer. I saluted her.
"Hey Sakura-chan, working hard at the hospital?" I said.
"Yes, since the chuunin exams I had lots and lots of work." She said.
"Those exams; I didn't only supervised the second test, but I also served as a judge at the last part. But they brought me nice memories from when I took those test in here." I said.
When I said that, I started to feel dizzy and I collapsed. Kakashi-kun was worried, but Sakura calmed him down. They took me home. When we arrived (I was unconscious), Sakura laid me in my bed, and examined me. When she was checking me, she quickly glanced at Kakashi-kun, like he had done something.
"How is she?! Is she gonna be alright?" Said Kakashi-kun very worried, holding my hand, while I was fainted.
"She's ok, don't worry. The thing is…" She whispered something in his ear.
"What?! You mean, she's, expecting?" Kakashi-kun said in shock.
"Yes, she is expecting a baby!! And by the look in your face, it's totally yours. Congratulations sensei, you're going to be a father. I have tell this to Naruto." Sakura said.
"Well, I guess I should've been more careful, but well, that's great." He said, while touching his head and smiling, like always.
I regained the knowledge. Sakura was still at home. Kakashi-kun was really happy, but I still didn't know why.
"Hey Kaori-chan, we're gonna have a baby!" He said in a very relax manner; touching his head while smiling behind his mask.
"We are? WE ARE?!"I said in shock.
Oh boy. I'm pregnant. So, well,ok. Enough about me; what about my new friends? What about Sakura. As for me and Kakashi-kun, we lived happily ever after…yeah right. We had a nice decent living with the baby, a boy named Koji. It might be strange, but he was born with sharingan eyes. My story's over, but neither is Sakura's or Naruto's.