(Note: Please forgive Demyx's language…he knows not what he says. )

I love him…God help me.

"What the…!"

What followed next was the loudest scream Demyx had ever uttered since Marluxia told him why Xigbar was always smiling.


Axel and Tori were 'entangled'.

They stood near Axel's desk, the chair pressing into Tori's back. But she didn't feel it. Axel was kissing her so hard it hurt. She wanted to tell him so. She opened her mouth; no sound was able to come out. Their height differential was obvious; his hands resting on her hips, her arms around his lower chest.

She felt so good she thought she would scream, but Demyx beat her to it.


In the Superior's study:

Something was dropped, then, "Shit. Did you hear that?"

"What?" Roxas replied. "Xigbar, I really don't think we should be here. What're you looking for anyway?"

Xigbar, standing at his boss's desk answered, "Evidence."

"Of what?"

"…"

"What if we're caught?" Roxas was standing guard.

"Relax kid," Xigbar said, opening a different drawer. "Nobody's here."

A vicious laugh behind them.

"Exactly," Saix agreed, showing his teeth.


"What. The. Fuck."

"Heh, oops."

Demyx's lower eyelid twitched.

"Umm…" Axel was obviously not going to be doing much of the talking, so Tori stepped in.

"Since Axel seems incapable of speech right now, perhaps I should explain." She looked over at the redhead, who nodded. "Well where do I start? I'll answer any questions you have."

Demyx nodded, then took a breath.

"What the fuck is fucking going on with you two? Why the hell did he have you in a corner like that? I hope you fucking slap him. What the fuck is the problem? And what the fuck were you two planning on doing? Don't answer that…"

Tori stopped him. "Demyx, breathe."


Replacement: two more reviews please!

I wish I could've been more descriptive in the 'caught' scene. They hadn't gotten very far into it when Demyx came in.