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Sorry I took a while to update…I was almost going to delete it. Oh man this is so long…I'm starting to change around the wording a little…it's still really close to the script, but I'm gonna keep making changes. ENJOY! VILIFICATION
VILIFICATION
Inuyasha hoped and begged to the gods that this morning would go smoothly for him. It was only seven-thirty and he still had work until twelve. Only four and half hours to go and then he would be free at last.
Unfortunately the day hit it's first bump with Inuyasha's first customer. A man with a scruffy beard in a suit bought coffee before heading off to work.
"Thanks man. Mind if I drink this here?" The customer said.
"Yeah sure." Inuyasha said and leaned over the counter.
The next customer was a teenager came into the store and asked for a pack of cigarettes.
Inuyasha went to get a pack when the first customer spoke up.
"Are you sure about that kid?" He asked randomly.
"Am I sure about what?" He asked puzzled.
"Do you really wanna buy those death sticks?" He said and picked up his suitcase.
"Oh crap." Inuyasha said to himself.
"How long have you been smoking?" The man asked.
"Huh?" The teen still looked confused.
"How long have you been smoking?"
"What is this a poll?" The kid asked annoyed to Inuyasha
Inuyasha shrugged and the man spoke again.
"How long you been smoking?"
"Uh…since I was about twelve why?"
The man put on gloves. Inuyasha slapped his forehead. It wasn't even eight yet and this was happening to him.
"Twelve." The man shook his head disapprovingly. "Let's see you're about nineteen now right?" He took out a strange object from the suitcase and laid it out on the counter.
"What in the hell is that?" The boy asked.
"That's your lung!" He pointed at it. "By this time your lung looks like this." He put his gloves away and clapped imaginary dust off his hands.
"You're shitting me." The kid said, staring at the blackened lung.
"You think I'm shitting you. Here." He handed something else to him. "This is a trake ring. It's what they install in your throat when you lose your voice box to throat cancer. This one is from a sixty year old man." He said nonchalantly.
The kid threw it out of his hands, disgusted.
"He used to smoke until he died." The man continued. "he even smoked out of this thing."
By this time Inuyasha was fed up. He hated smoking and smokers, but he had to make a living somehow and this guy wasn't helping.
"Excuse me sir…" Inuyasha started, but the man cut him off again.
"This is where your heading buddy. Black lungs, smoking through a hole in your throat…you really want that kid?" He said.
"Well if it's already too late…" He started and pick up the carton.
"It's never too late. Put the cigs back." He took the cigarettes out of the teen's hands and put it on the counter. "And try some gum instead." He took a pack of gum and handed it to him.
"It's not the same." The teen said, still unconvinced.
"It's cheaper though, and it doesn't do this." He handed him a picture.
"Oh Jesus." Was the kid's reaction.
"That's a cancer ridden lung." The kid gave another disgusted look and tried to hand it back. "No keep it."
The teen sighed. "I'll just take the gum."
Inuyasha shrugged and gave him the price for the gum. The kid gave him the money and shoved the gum in his pocket.
"Wise choice. Keep up the good work." He grinned and took another sip of coffee.
The kid nodded and left the store.
Inuyasha leaned over the counter. "Look sir, if you're gonna keep drinking the coffee I think you should to it outside."
"No…I think I'll drink it in here." He challenged.
"Whatever if you're gonna drink it in here then I'd appreciate if you'd stop bothering the customers." He asked as nicely as possible.
"Ok, fair enough." He said and began to put his stuff away.
"Can I get a back of cigarettes?" Another customer asked upon walking in. "What's that?" He said looking at the black lung as the man tried to put it away.
The man in the suit smiled.
"This? How long have you been smoking?"
Inuyasha groaned. That douche...
Outside of the store two people stood in front of the store to begin their daily ritual of loitering and selling drugs.
The first was a tall guy with bright blue eyes, a brown ponytail and baggy clothes. He took a swig from his can of beer and paced around waiting for customers.
The other was a girl, covered in a large black coat and wore a white backwards baseball cap. When she got to her post and just stood there, waiting patiently and began smoking a cigarette.
The guy began jumping around and passed the beer to the girl.
"Oh yeah! Let's get ready to kiss some ass!" He did some fake punching while the girl simply rolled her eyes.
KOUGA
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SILENT SANGO
"You know…I feel good today Silent Sango!" Kouga started. "We're gonna make some money…then with that we'll go party and get some pussy…I'll fuck this bitch, that bitch…anything that moves!"
Sango stared and him and took a drag.
"Fine…we'll get you some dick too. I mean I'd prefer it if you got pussy instead that would be awesome…" He was cut off when Sango pointing inside the convenience store.
"What? What you pointed at Silent Sango…whatever man we've got other stuff to do. That guy over there owes me ten bucks. I say we beat that mother's ass and make him suck dick…you know he'll get down." Kouga got down to demonstrate and began bobbing his head. "He'll suck dick like a seal man…"
As usual Sango had no idea what he was saying. She took another few drags and sighed. A few horns honked at Kouga's lewd gestures and one person called him a fag. He took it personally and went into homophobic mode.
"I'm no fag. You're the faggot! I hate men and love women!" He tried to grab Sango's ass, but she stepped away, avoiding it. "Just not this one, she's like my sister yo…"
Meanwhile a 'customer' walked up to them. He seemed clean cut, but wore sunglasses to cover his red, glassy, stoned eyes.
"Hey Hojo." Kouga said.
"You're probably spending more money on cigarettes than you do on groceries am I right?" The jackass out to save people from lung cancer said, rolling up his sleeves.
"Yeah…maybe two weeks worth." A man mumbled.
"Are people fucking serious! Can you imagine paying someone to kill you in a slow, painful death? That's what you're doing now, by paying for this so-called privilege to smoke!"
"We're all gonna die anyway." One defiant person said.
"That's the mentality that allows those cancer starters to thrive!"
"Yeah!" One man called out.
"Of course we'll all die one day! We don't have to pay money for it! Oh please merchant of death!" He pointed dramatically at poor Inuyasha. "Please take my money and give me stuff that'll stink up my breath and clothes, ruin my lungs and ultimately kill me!"
As he yelled this, his voice loud and clear enough to be head outside, Kouga and Silent Sango began to smoke more.
"You think it's ok for this guy over here to be sleeing this because of orders." He said still talking about Inuyasha, who was freaking out. "I'll tell you about others who followed orders to kill blindly. The Nazi's! This man is a fucking nazi…people who wiped millions off of the earth, just like cigarettes are doing now!"
Meanwhile Kouga and Silent Sango continued to smoke.
"Please leave." Inuyasha said quietly.
"You want me to leave? 'Cause I'm telling it like it is? Someone who's trying to save these fine people's lives?"
"Yeah!" They all yelled supporting him.
"No. You're loitering and causing a disturbance!" Inuyasha yelled.
"You're the disturbance." He threw some money at him. "Here I'll take some gum…there now I'm a customer and not a loiterer. Now I'll continue ok." He said smugly.
"Yeah you big cocksucker!" Yelled a customer.
"You see he's scared! He gets it, he's source and don't worry! We'll close you guys down man! And we'll get your ass for this."
Inuyasha gulped. I'm not even supposed to be here today…
And then a girl walked through the door. Her eyes widened listening to the jackass verbally berate her the poor clerk. She decided she needed to take action and thought of something.
Soon enough the smokers were now siding with the anti-smoker guy and were throwing their cigarettes at him chanting:
"CANCER MERCHANT! CANCER MERCHANT!"
They were all interrupted when someone sprayed them with a fire extinguisher. They all looked up coughing and saw a beautiful girl holding the fire extinguisher, with the smoke flying all around her.
Inuyasha smiled. Kagome. She looked heavenly.
The men all began to disband, but the Kagome was out to find the culprit.
"Ok you stupid little sheep…who's the ring leader here?" She asked, giving the customers a looked that could kill.
"That guy!" The men all pointed to the man in the suit.
He started sneaking away, but Kagome grabbed him by his shirt.
"Hold it right there buster!"
The man sighed and stopped, knowing he was caught.
"Who are you anyway? Let me see some credentials…" She held out her hand. The man frowned and took out his card and handed it to her. Her eyes widened. "You're a Chewey's gum representative!" She exclaimed.
"Yes…" He admitted.
"You jerk! You don't care about these people's lives…you're just here to advertise aren't you?"
He nodded.
"Get out of here!" The pushed him out of the store and then turned to the customers. "And you guys…don't you have jobs! Go please and maybe think about what you're doing the next time you decide to pelt an innocent guy with cigarettes!" She said. The men listened and left the store, embarrassed.
Inuyasha smiled at Kagome who joined him behind the counter and gave a sigh of relief.
"So…having a good morning?" Kagome grinned and gave her boyfriend a kiss.
"Ahem…" One of the customers who hadn't left cleared throat. Inuyasha turned around as the guy put money on the counter. "Uh…can I get a pack of cigarettes?"
Inuyasha angrily gave him the pack.
Inuyasha decided to take refuge sitting behind the counter. Kagome joined him.
"Don't beat yourself up Inuyasha…" She put her arm around him.
"I just feel so violated…they fucking threw cigarettes at me!"
"At least they weren't lit…" She joked.
"God…I'm not even supposed to be here today!" He sighed. "I hate this job."
"I know. I came by your house this morning. Your mom said you left before six…I think you should quit and go back to school."
"Kagome…"
"Come on Inuyasha. You're always saying how much you hate this place…look there's a seminar at my school on Monday. I want you to go…it's for people who want to go back into the school system."
"Look, I don't wanna talk about this right now ok?" He said exasperated. It seemed that all Kagome wanted to talk about was school.
"Fine." She said slightly annoyed. "Don't you have a hockey game at two?"
"Yeah…the manager called in sick, but he's coming at twelve. Doesn't matter. I didn't get sleep anyway…"
Kagome went behind him and gave him a shoulder rub.
Ten minutes later Inuyasha left a sign on the counter saying "PLEASE LEAVE MONEY ON THE COUNTER. TAKE CHANGE WHEN NEEDED. BE HONEST!"
"You're so trusting. How do you know they wont steal anything?" Kagome said as Inuyasha painted nail polish on her fingernails.
Inuyasha still had no idea how she got him to do that.
"It's a weird situation for them. That cant take the trust and think someone is actually watching them…" He explained.
"Honesty through paranoia…nice." She laughed. "Hey you think anyone can see us down here?"
"Why wanna have sex?"
"Can we please?"
"Seriously?" Inuyasha's ears twitched.
"I was kidding." She sighed.
"Tease. You know you love it with me..." He smirked.
"Typical guy response." She rolled her eyes.
"What the hell does that mean?"
"You think just because I like having sex with you it means you're some sort of sex god…I mean guys pride yourself on how well you do in the bedroom…what about what girls do for you." Said Kagome, the college feminist.
"That's the difference. Girls don't need to make the effort for a guy to come. A girl on the other hand, now that's tough."
"Bull."
"I serious…all guys need is a big enough opening, preferably wet."
"You're disgusting."
"I'm right."
"I'm insulted. You just diminished my role in OUR sex life."
"I'm just making a generalization on the few women who were goodly enough to sleep with me…"
"How many?"
"How many what?"
"How many girls have you slept with?"
"Didn't we discuss this already?
"Maybe…I'm not sure refresh my memory…"
"Fine. Including you?"
She shoved him. "Yes, up to and including me."
Inuyasha sighed. "Twelve."
"You pig!" She hit him. "Do you know how many guys I've slept with?"
"Do I get to hit you when you tell me?"
"Three guys Inuyasha! Including you!"
"That's it?"
"Yeah…because it's special to me Inuyasha…you're such a man-slut! You owe me big after dropping such a bombshell…"
"What could you possibly want from me?"
"Go to the seminar." She said.
"Dammit Kagome. How do you manage to bring up school every time we talk. I'm getting sick of it!"
"Ok…I'm outta here." Kagome said standing up. "I have a class in forty-five minutes anyway.
"Come on Kagome…"
"We'll talk later…oh!" She noticed a guy by the counter. It was the same one who bought drugs from Kouga and Silent Sango. "Hey Hojo." She smiled and seemed to know him.
"Oh hey Higurashi! How've ya been? Do you work here?" He said in an ultra chirpy tone.
Inuyasha wondered what the two local lowlives sold him outside.
"No...just visiting my guy." She smiled and hugged Inuyasha's arm. "This is Inuyasha, my boyfriend…"
"Cool. I'll just take some gum. So where have you been Kags?"
"I transferred schools to stay with Inuyasha. I was tried of missing him." She smiled.
"Wow that's beautiful!" Hojo exclaimed. "You still talk to Ayumi?"
"We get together on weekends."
"Cool. Well I'll let you two lovebirds be! Nice seeing you! Take care Kagome!" He smiled and headed toward the door.
"Yeah you too!" She smiled. "That's snowball…" Kagome whispered to Inuyasha as Hojo bumped into the door and then finally left.
"Why?"
"Ayumi made it up…he has this weird fetish…when a girl goes down on him…he likes the sperm spit back into his mouth…it's called snowballing…"
Inuyasha gave her a grossed out look. "Wow…Ayumi is up for anything."
"Ayumi? No…Ayumi didn't do that to him."
"Then how did she know?"
"I…I did." She said sheepishly.
"That was one of the two guys you had sex with?" He gave her another disgusted look.
"No way…I only went down on him." She said, also disgusted with the idea of sex with Hojo.
"That's still sex Kagome!" Inuyasha exclaimed.
"No it's not!"
"Sure it is!"
"It's not a big deal Inuyasha." She looked down.
'Wait a minute…how many guys have you gone down on?"
"I don't know…"
"WHAT? Are you counting?" He looked at Kagome who was counting silently with her fingers. "FUCK! How many Kagome?"
"GIMME A SECOND!" She yelled.
Meanwhile a customer came up to buy some coffee. The two quieted down until she left.
"So how many?"
"Thirty-six…" She said quietly.
"INCLUDING ME?"
She sighed. "Thirty-seven."
"THIRTY-SEVEN? HOLY SHIT!"
Kagome shook her head and walk away. Another customer came up.
"Can you believe that…" Inuyasha said to the customer. "My girlfriend sucked thrity-seven dicks!"
"In a row?" The guy asked.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes and went after Kagome. "Where are you going?"
"You stupid jerk! Until today you didn't even care how many guys I slept with and act all nonchalant about fucking twelve girls! I didn't even have more than three!"
"But you sucked a lot of dick Kagome!"
"Sure I went down a few guys…" She said.
"A FEW?"
"And one of them was you. The last guy by the way. I've been faithful to you since we started dating! Doesn't that mean anything to you? Stop making me out to be the town whore because you were equally if not more busy when you met me!"
"Why'd you have to suck their dick? Why couldn't you just sleep with them like a normal, decent person?"
"Because it's not like sex which is a huge deal for me…god! I only slept with the guys I loved. I love you Inuyasha."
"I feel sick…every time we'll kiss I'll know I'm kissing thirty-six dicks…"
"Ugh! I can't deal with you! Maybe you'll start making sense when I get back from school." She shook her head and left the store.
"HEY!" He called out to her as she walked to the car. "TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK BEFORE YOU GET TO YOUR CAR!"
Kouga heard the yelling out of context and started walking toward her.
"Kouga one more step and I'll beat the living shit out of you." Inuyasha growled.
Kouga retreated back to his post with Silent Sango who rolled her eyes.
This was so long…you guys better review!