Animals

"Squirt." Anthony DiNozzo Halliwell called out to his nephew. His twin sister's son. "Hurry up or we're gonna be late."

Harry Potter rolled his eyes while walking to his uncle.

"Uncle Tony, you have to be the only person I know that is this eager to go to the museum."

Tony stopped what he was doing and looked at Harry with raised eyebrows.

"I don't think he was talking about our residential geek Tony." Jack O'Neill entered with a smirk.

"Hey." Daniel Jackson Halliwell upset.

"But Dad, you are a geek." Harry said with a smirk that matched Colonel O'Neill's. He looked at Daniel, his uncle and stepfather fondly.

Daniel turned to his friend with a groan. "That's it Jack. You are not spending any more time with Harry and Cassie. You're a bad influence."

"Aw, you're just saying that to make me feel good." Jack patted gratefully his friend's back.

"Always the one with the sweet mouth Dan." Tony smirked as well.

"Shut up Ant." Daniel replied.

"Don't make me go get Jan." Jack threatened.

Harry laughed.

"Don't make me go and get the needles Colonel." Janet Fraiser Jackson Halliwell's voice was heard from the entrance. "Are you gonna come soon or do you want to wait until the museum is completely closed?"

"But it's just dusty art thingies. Can't we go to the movies instead?" Harry called back.

"Dusty art thingies. Tee Hee." Jack was grinning proudly.

"Honey, can we just shoot Jack and leave him in the cellar?" Daniel asked his wife whiningly.

"If you do," Jack patted Daniel on the shoulder. "don't forget to leave my Game Boy behind so I can play it before I pass out of blood loss."

"Honey, I've changed my mind. How bout we do a spell and send him to Timbuktu?"

"Oh can I go to?" Harry said excitingly. "They have the most awesome Dragons ranches there."

"Dragons?" Jack perked up interested.

"You never mentioned Dragons before." Tony said looking at his nephew.

"You've never asked."

Suddenly the red haired doctor was standing in the entrance. She gave them one glare.

"You. In the car." Janet growled. "NOW."

All the males in the living room moved their feet towards the entrance.

"But Doc…Dragons…" Jack pleaded with her when he stood next to her.

Janet used her death defy look and found to her pleasure that the Colonel backed down.

"Fine." He huffed and went out.

Janet stopped her son and waited til the others were by the car.

"Dragons? You're not thinking of buying one for the Colonel's birthday are you?"

"Well…"

"Harry. No."

"But…"

"No. If you want to buy him a animal. Buy him a smaller animal." Janet thought for a second. "Like a rat or a hamster"

"My friend had a rat for several years."

"See. Nice pets."

"It turned out to be a wizard who had used magic to turn into a rat so no one would know that he was alive."

"Very nice pe…what?"