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MIROKU
Inuyasha glanced at the clock. It was 11:15. Only forty-five minutes until his sweet freedom would arrive. He smiled happily at the thought. Unfortunately a grump old man interrupted these happy thoughts by slamming a videocassette on the counter.
"The video store is supposed to be open at eleven you know!" He grumbled. "It's already fifteen past!"
"I already called his house old man. He's on his way." Inuyasha answered, hating that he constantly had to deal with Miroku's unhappy customers.
"The job isn't so demanding you know…it would be nice if all I had to do in my job was sit on my ass and watch movies all day! You know the other day I came in and caught him sleeping on the job! Can you believe it! What an asshole!"
"I'm sure he wasn't sleeping…" Inuyasha said, defending his friend.
"Are you calling me a liar?" The man asked offended.
"No…um just saying he was probably resting his eyes…"
"What from his hectic job. He ain't no air traffic controller or anything." The man said trying to prove a point.
"Actually that's his night job." Inuyasha grinned.
"So you think you're the shit right?" The man started. "You're just some wiseass punk and that's why you're working a dinky little convenience store like the little shit you are instead of holding a good, steady job." He pointed to the cassette. "Here. Just give this to him with this note, has all of my info on it. Can you remember that? Oh and I'll be getting my movies at Big Choice from now on…" He gave a condescending smile as he left.
Inuyasha watched him leave and smirked. "Oh hey mister you forgot your keys…" He said in a singsong voice to himself and threw the set of keys in the trash with out a second thought.
He walked over to the front of the video store to see a tall, pretty girl with short, curly hair waiting in front.
"Hey pretty lady. What's happening?" He gave a sleazy grin.
"Don't waste your time scumbag. I like women." She said quickly.
"You did look kinda butch…" She gave him a look. "Still I'm cool with that…sometimes I prefer just watching than to doing."
She gave him another look. "Do you mind? Or are you going to loiter some more?"
"Actually I'm here to rent a movie." He said.
"Well I get dibs on my movie. I've been here since eleven." She exclaimed.
"Really? Wow. Now that's commitment!" He feigned being impressed.
"Yeah well the asshole who runs this place is late. I'm so pissed right now!" She frowned and crossed her arms.
"You're right! That Damn asshole!" He kicked the dirt. "God! I hate it when I can't rent movies!"
"I'll say. Anyway I've been waiting patiently. I would have gone to Big Choice, but the movie I want is write there in the window." She said.
"Really what movie?"
"Dental school." She pointed to the video.
"No way! That's the movie I wanted." He said sounding disappointed.
"Well too bad. It's mine."
"No." He said.
"No?"
"I'll be renting that today. Not you."
"But I was their first!" She whined. "Don't be a douche!"
"Sorry, but it's what I want."
"No way asshole. Not if I get to the movie first."
"Really? Wanna bet? I bet you I'll get it first. If I'm right you give me a hand job." He dared.
"You're on!" She held out her hand, knowing he couldn't possibly win anyway.
He shook it and noticed her firm grip. "Wow what a hand shake! You really are a Butch Cassidy…" He grinned at his silly little movie pun. The girl rolled her eyes.
Miroku walked down the sidewalk and entered the Quick Stop. He noticed Inuyasha, who wasn't supposed to be there today, sitting at the counter.
"Hey man. What you doing here?"
"The manager called sick. I'm only here for a half-hour longer."
"Why are the shutters still down?" He asked, noting the strange 'I ASSURE YOU WE'RE OPEN!' sign that covered up most of the shutters.
"Someone stuck gum down there." Inuyasha sighed.
"The savages in this town…" Miroku whistled.
"That's what I said!"
"Anyway if I had known you were here I probably would have come earlier."
That's when Inuyasha chucked the cassettes annoyed customers gave to him at Miroku who dodged them all and them picked them up from the floor.
"Touchy! Touchy!" He gave a lazy smile. "By the way it smells like shoe polish in here." He called out as he left the store.
Miroku walked back to the door of his own store where the girl sat on the ground waiting for the owner to come and open the store. She looked up at him and he simply smiled and took out his keys. The girl looked at him in horror when he unlocked the door and headed inside. Miroku sighed and held up the door for her.
I hope she'll still give me that hand job… He smiled to himself.
She pouted at him and walked through the door defeated.
I know it's incredibly short, but I felt I needed to churn out something tonight.
The next chapter should be longer! I'll try!