"Well, I think that you've gotten us good and lost."

"Well, I think that you're a general all-around asshole, so now we're even."

"You know what Kazu? You can drop dead." Ikki snapped at the blonde next to him.

Said blonde tried to look offended, but failed as he walked headfirst into a spider web. His sputtering lead him unable to give a retort.

Once he got rid of the spider web, he resorted to walking next to Ikki silently again. The silence lasted all of 3 minutes. Ikki was the one who started speaking again.

"Why did we even have to go on this stupid class trip anyways? This is really stupid."

Kazu sighed, and said a quick prayer, Why gods did I fall in love with an idiot?!? Why?

Slowly he said,

"I wouldn't even have gone if you hadn't insisted; Come on, it'll be fun, 20 students and two teacher, we can have a lot of funnn Kazu If it wasn't for you pestering, I wouldn't be here! Might I add I am not having funnn" Kazu snapped, mocking Ikki.

"Oh. Yeah. Well, I didn't mean to get lost looking for firewood. We've been gone what, four hours?"

"Closer to five." Kazu sighed again. He should get a metal for dealing with Ikki daily.

"Oh." Ikki looked up, and then looked back at Kazu as an idea formed in his little brain. "So, who said we couldn't have fun. I haven't gotten any in ages."

"Was six hours ago not enough. Don't you remember what you did when you found out the bathrooms had locks?" Ikki grinned. Evidently, he did remember.

"Yeah, but this could be really funnn" He kept his grin and pinned Kazu to a tree, holding the blonde's skinny wrists above his head with one hand.

"Ok, not the best- Ah!" Kazu cut off as Ikki's free hand strayed. He lowered his head in resignation, and moved so he could reach Ikki's neck.

"Ahem!"

Both boys froze, and Ikki slowly turned to see Ringo behind them.

"Shit. Oh…uh… you found us…. we're safe." Ikki stuttered out.

"You are defiantly the most stupid idiot on the planet." Ringo snapped, glaring at Ikki. "You know that right?"

Kazu piped up form behind Ikki, "I've been telling his that for years, it still hasn't changed anything."

Ringo merely rolled her eyes, and motioned for them both to follow. "This way back to camp." She paused, and then turned.

"You two do know that you've been going on in circles around camp for the past five hours right? You haven't been more than two hundred feet from the camp at any time. We were taking bets on how long it would take for you two to realize that.

"You mean everyone heard…all we were saying?"

"Yeah, that's why I interrupted before ya'll could do anything nasty…. The boy's bathroom? Bleck!"

Ikki and Kazu looked at each other. "Crap." This was said in perfect unison.


Masaya Orihara returned from getting the rest of his stuff from the bus and sat next to Mari Tomita.

"Did Ikki and Kazu find their way back yet?

Mari looked up at him. "Uh… Ringo went to get them." As he stood, she added,

"Avoid the boys bathroom."

-kyou-ryouko


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Oh, tow notes

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