New Wardrobe!

Duo sat in the passenger side of the car, pouting and all around trying to sit still. He silently berated himself for haveing ten cups of coffee, and promised to never do it again. It was pure agony tring to find anything befitting of keeping him passified for more than two seconds.

Heero on the other hand was getting a small nervous twitch in his left eye-brow, as he kept trying to watch the road but found it increasingly difficult with the constant distraction that was Duo.

They were nearing to the boutique that Zechs and Treize, had oppened shortly after everything was settled after the wars.It was not such a huge surprise that the two men ended up as lovers, and were two of the most flamboiant, excentric, and all around weird people Heero had ever met.

Heero glanced down at the list his mother had him make.He had to grin when he saw it, all he would need were his clothes from his wardrobe at home, a tux, and a new kimono, for it ad been years since he had worn the other one and doubted it would fit him any more.Duo on the other had was going to need an entirely new wardrobe, consisting of blouses, shirts, dresses, skirts,maybe pants, womens underware, and high-heels.this was prescisely the reason they were going to Treize and Zechs, for if heero and duo were to go any were else they would more than likely be thrown out for public indecency.

Duo pressed his face up against the glass of the car window, looking at the shop as Heero pulled into the parking lot.This was the first time Duo had seen the shop and now he gazed at it, studying the assortment of fine outfits, objects and a few select trinkets Duo had no wish to find out how they worked, that were displayed in the shop window.

He was still staring at he shop as Heero got out and dragged him out of the car.As they entered the shop Duo was facsinated by the crimson wall paper with intricet velvet designs on it.

From behind a large black desk sat Zechs, reading a book as he waited for customers.His platinum blond hair fell around his face in a veil, it brushed against the desk looking stark in contrast.He had on a white dressing shirt, with billowing sleeves and high cuffs that were topped in a mass of delicate lace.Over the shirt he wore a tight black lether vest, that looked as if it were the eqivalent of a corset designed for a man. His pants were a dark grey, almost black,they clung to his skin, and the boots he was wearing marched up his long legs to about mid-thigh.

Duo blinked at the odd dress, he knew that Zechs had favorted 18th century attire but his was redicullous.

Heero walked up to the counter with Duo toe,

" hn" was the only sound he made to announce his presence.

Zechs looked up and smiled, it was his small amused smile.He got up and walked in to teh back room, dissapearing behind a dark curtain.Moments later he returned with Treize.Both stood before Heero and Duo, smileing like a couple of vampires.

Treize was dressed much teh same as Zechs except for his was more relaxed, with out the corset of a vest and his shirt was not tucked in, allowing it to billow as he walked around the counter to greet, Duo and Heero.

" This is an unexpected surprise," he said holding his hand out. Heero, as strait forward as ever placed the list into Treizes hand.

Treize looked down a bit surprised and taken aback by the forwardness of it. As he read the list a low chuckled began in his throat and bubbled up to his mouth into a very masculine laugh.He laughed as he walked the list over to Zechs, who in turn chuckled as well but kept his ever calm smirk in place.

Duo scowled as he had said earlier, this was not funny!least wise not for him.

" Well, this is definately somthing we can help you with," said Zechs.He walked around the counter and pulled Duo by the arm towards the back room, who glared at him and then turned and glared a Heero. Zechs chuckled again.

" Give us an hour tops, he'll be the prettiest girl you've seen." said Treize, and that was it, they dissappeared into the back room,with a grumbling scowling Duo, and left Heero to stand there and wait for god knows how long.

Duo stood on a small raised platform, his arms held out at his sides, while Zechs and Treize fussed about measurements, colors, and schemes for his outfits.Duo let his head drop back as an ache started in his shoulders.

Suddenly Zechs looked up from the mass of cloth and what-not nest on the floor, he smiled Duo you can put your arms down now.Duo heaved a sigh of relief.

Treize walked into the tiny room again witha mass of cloth, tossing it all onto a littel couch next to the door.Duo looked at the all the different shades of deep greens, purples, blacks, blues and reds.A slight bit of his irritation, lifted at the colors they had chosen, if he was gonna be allowed to wear colors he liked then it shouldnt be that bad.

Treize pulled a green colored garment, from the pile that looked like a dress, he held it up to Duo,nodding.

" This should do but, first we need to make a few slight alterations," he said frowning.then he asked Duo the strangest question he'd ever been asked.

" If you were a woman what would your bust size be? "

Duo sputtered, " WHAT? I-I dont know!" he cried in reply.Zechs got up and stood in front of Duo studying him.

" He would be a...hmmm...Ah, I know, B." stated Zechs looking to Treize, Treize frowned.

" You think so?" he quiried.

" yes, absolutly! " re-afirmed Zechs.

" Well then its settled, lets go get your new boobs! " said Treize, clapping his hands together. Duo's eyes widened,' BOOBS, aww just great! ' he thought as Treize and Zechs dragged him into yet another back room.

After an hour of sitting in and uncomfortable chair and seeing no sign of the odd couple releasing Duo, Heero got up and let himself intot he back room. THer he found himself int he room scattered in clothes.He stood there for a minute glareing wondering wher ehte hell thoise two had taken Duo, when he heard the sound of a triumphant ' whoop ' and a groan of dispair. heading towards the door where the sound had originated from, Heero found himself face to face with a distraut Duo wearing a corset with latex breasts attached.Heeros left eye twitched.

" What the hell is that? " he asked.

" Thats what i said, but they say its neccessary ot create teh illusion you trying to pull off, " Duo blurted suddenly.

Heero glared, and turned to Treize and Zechs," Well?" he asked.

Zechs stepped for ward and began to explain " Your Duo is quite right, they are needed to fully create the illusion of him being a woman. "

Treize stepped in now, " you see the corset is so that his waist wont be so broad, to add a curve to his body and as you know women do have breasts, or have you forgotten?"

Heero crossed his arms and glared at Treize, " No i havent forgotten...just ...do what you have to do, we still have to pack, and book a shuttle L1 is a long way off from here." and with that Heero made a quick exit trying to cover up the mistake he had obviously over looked.

Treize Zechs and Duo all looked at each other and snickered silently.

Three hours later Heero and Duo were on their way home, the car was loaded with boxes and bags. Heero sat silent as ever, while Duo sang along with the System of a Down CD Hildie had sent him for christmas last year.As they neared their drive way Heero sped up a little the loud screaming and guitars irritated the hell out of him so as soon as they pulled into the drive way he quickly shut off the car and practiclay threw himself out. Duo chuckled he knew Heero hated that CD, and if he had to wear a dress and make-up Heero was gonna listen to all of his metal CD's.

A/N: Well thats it for chapter three, you'll get to see Duos new outfits as the story goes along, as i have yet to figure out what they will be, only that they will be to suit Duo.