That Dude Looks Like a Lady!

" Hurry the hell up Duo!" Heero shouted as he slammed his fist on the bathroom door.

" Heero your gonna wait your ass right there! Getting this thing on is not an easy task, if you want me to go through with this you gonna behave!" shouted Duo, irritation eveident in his very femmine voice.

Heero slid down the wall, to sit and wait, as he mumbled something about damned americans, when he realized ' what the hell? thats not Duo's voice...Treize!' He jumped up and pounded on the door again, but before he could shout, Duo opened the bathroom door and glared.

Heero glared back.

" I asked you to wait, whatta ya want now!" asked Duo, again the strange delicate voice was the one that replaced his normally masculine one.

" What happened to your voice?" asked Heero his voice measured, and a twitch started in his eye.Duo blinked, then laughed. Heero was taken a back by the gentle tinkling laugh, that issuted forth insead of the boistous, obnoxious chuckle that he was expecting.Duo put his hand up to his throat and touched the dark blue gem that rested on the choaker he wore.

" Its this" he said " Its a new trinket Zechs designed, basically its a voice scrambler, this way I wont have to do the whole girly-man, 20th century drag queen thing."

Heero nodded, still stunned by shock of hearing that womans voice replace, the deeper one he had come to love, though he would never admit that out loud, not in a million years. Heero resumed his place on the floor, waiting for Duo to get out of the bath room.

Aproxamitly twenty minutes and thirteen seconds later, Yes Heero had counted, not wanting to miss their flight, Duo walked out of the bath room.Heero stood up, with and internal sigh 'finally!' he turned to tell Duo, not to waste any more time, but the sight that greated him was not Duo.

There before him stood, a beautiful young woman, and being of the mind he was, he would not willingly admit that many women were attractive, but this was an exception.Heero did the costumary look, from the toes up.He was stunned at the amazing job Zechs and Treize had done. All Heero could do was stare as Duo did a turn to modle the forest green, shimmery, tee-length dress.It was a sleeveless, corseted dress, with delicate, yet intricate designs outlining the corset. It fit Duo though, the semi-gothic design of the dress was perfect for Duo, and it didnt seem the slightest bit over done, for Heero him self was wearing dress slacks, a deep blue sweater and a coat over, it. The make-up though, amazed him more, there was only a hint of pale pink lip gloss, like cherry blossoms in spring, the eyeliner was dark yet the purple of Duo's eyes blazed.Duo had even went as far as to let his hair down, which Heero knew Duo hated to do.His train of thought was broken however as Duo waved his hand infront of Heero's face.

" Hey Earth to Heeero...whats up with you? I' ve been callin you for like the last minute and a half, whats up? were gonna be late..." Duo stood back with his hands on his hips, swaying his hips to the side, looking even more like woman.

" Just admiring, thats all " Heero said with a smirk, and with that he grabbed Duos hand and led him down stairs, and out the door to the cab that was waiting to take them to the port.

Every one froze, it was as if time it self had stoped. The men at the port had dropped everything, including their luggage. Their wives and girlfriends glared at them, and some muttered about sleeping on the couch. What was the cause of this? It was the beautiful woman who had walked just walked into the port, the man at her side glareing at every one. Although the womans free behavior waving at all the young men, could not be helping her boyfirend or the other womens moods...

The twitch in his left eye intensefied, which had started when the driver had helped Duo out of the car, as Duo began waving and flirting with all of the young men in the port as they walked in.' For some one who didn't want to do this, he's sure hamming it up! '

Finally irritated with Duo's antics, Heero grabbed him by the hand and pulled Duo to him. pressing Duo's body close to his so, that only Duo could hear him. He leaned into Duo, brushing his lips to Duo's ear. Duo shivered slightly as Heero's warm breath caressed the shell of his ear. Heero grinned as he felt Duo's body shudder, he whispered " Duo," every so quietly, barely loud enough for Duo to hear, Then he captured Duo's lips in a passionet kiss, tangleing his hand in Duo's hair.

Duo melted into the kiss, he knew full well what it ment too. In return, Duo brushed his hand over Heero's chest and down his arm. Heero, takeing this as a sign that Duo understood, released him. Though he was still grinning, Duo smirked back, he understood no flirting but that didn't mean he couldn't flaunt what he knew he had. So with that Duo turned taking out a pair of sun glasses, He looked over his shoulder and winked at Heero, then began to walk toward the bording dock, sashaying in his heels as if he'd done it his whole life. Heero was stunned, his eyes dropped to Duo's ass, and he grinned, but he quickly shook his head, putting on his customary scowl. He picked up their bags and made his way after Duo. ' this is going ot be and interesting week,...' Heero thought as he got onto the shuttle ' very interesting indeed...'

A/N: Well heres the fourth installment, hope you like it. please review. I think that Heero may be a bit out of Charactor, but its been a while since i last did anything with this fic, so bear with me, im trying to keep the charactors as close as I so let me know if there are drastic charactor changes so i can change it in the later chapters.Thanks for reading