Hi Guys. I am so so so so so so so sorry. You don't know how sorry I am. I havn't updated for like 100 million squillion years.

I'm so sorry

But Here We go. :)

Thanks guys

Previosly:

"Why are there vampires and werewolfs living in Forks? And also what if this, well spreads?" Angela asked, eyeing Jessica and Lauren carefully.

"Well," Alice began.

"It all started with Bella..."

Alice POV:

I explained the story out to everyone until they comprehended it. The wolfs looked bored as.

"So Bella got attacked? By A vampire?" Jessica asked?

I nodded.

"See! Are You still jealous your not with Edward, you'd probably be dead!" Lauren exclaimed to Jessica.

I held back a snicker, this is always on Edward's mind.

"Soo...Dares anyone?" Emmett asked.

"Whatever, I'm in" I called.

"Yer, I'll play too. Can't be too bad." Ben agreed.

"Hell Yer!" Embry said

"Okay" Jasper said

Everybody said Yes until it was down to Rose,

"Fine, just for half an hour. Then I'm outta here." She said.

"Awesome" Emmett said.

"So Who's going first?" He asked.

"Me" Jared stepped forward.

"Okay. Embry Truth or Dare?"

"Umm. Dare" Embry said.

"Make out with the blonde leech." He stated simply.

Rosalie was going to be soo angry he should not have done that.

"Whatever" He walked over to Rosalie and pushed himself up against her.

She threw him back.

"You Stupid Mutt Get Off Me." She screamed

He walked back over smugly and sat down.

"Hey, Um Whats your name, Emo Kid, Leech, Um -" Embry started

"Jasper" I cut him off.

"Jasper, Jazzy, Li'l Jazz Dog." Embry started.

"Too Far. Stop it" Jacob said

"Fine. Jasper Truth or Dare."

"Dare" Jasper. Why Why did you say that. This will become one thing in your life you going to regret.

"Cool. Jasper Your off to the hospital, tell them that... that you have been having psyco attacks and screaming and being emo and you need help" He said.

"No. No.Nooo I can't go into hospitals I feel too much pain from them, especially when someone if having an operation, you get the feeling of being cut open" He winced at the thought.

"Exactly, they'll think your having one right now.." He muttered.

"Fine Then I guess I'll see you soon." Jasper stormed out the room While the games continued.

Jasper POV:

I pulled up at the hospital, I could feel the emotions already.

I walked through the door and doubled over in pain, I fell on the floor. I could not handle this.

A nurse came running up to me, she picked me up and put me in a wheelchair. I couldn't explain to her the dare, I was in too much pain. How was I going to get out of here.

Oww My chest is killing me. I think someone is getting a boob job. This is too much to handle. I'm glad forks just has a small hospital. I don't know what I would do if it was a big one.

"Your one of the Cullen Kids right?" She asked

"Uh huh" I nodded, not thinking.

"Okay, I'll get your dad" She said.

Oh Crap, he cannot know why I'm here. I need to make my escape

I tried to stand up but failed miserably. Damn

I stood, still doubled over, my head killing me and I felt like I couldn't move. I felt like crying, celebrating - probably a new baby, and dying all at the same time.

Sometimes I really do hate my power.

I ran at top speed towards the doors and outside into the car.

Never am I doing that again.

I pulled up in front of Bella's and walked in.

"I'm Back" Jasper said.

"Okay. Lauren Truth or Dare" I said. She was going to pay for all the flirting and the kissing. Evil Girl.

"Dare" She stated simply. Excellent.

"Lauren Lauren Lauren. You are going to call Mr Banner, tell him that he is so sexy, Make sure to tell him it's you, You cannot disguise your voice, and use your mobile phone, just so he knows your number..For future reference." I said. A/N Thank-you to weatherwitch.X.x.X. for the great idea

She looked absolutly mortified.

"O-O-O-Okay" she stuttered.

Alice handed her the number, always prepared that Alice.

She dialed slowly

On the Phone bold: Mr Banner italic: Lauren

Hello?

Hello, Derick Banner Speaking

Hi, it's Um Lauren Mallory.. from school..

Oh - Lauren, Hi. Do you need anything?

No, um I just needed to let you know that um I think umm.

What is it? Because I need -

I want you, you sexy beast.

...

I have always thought you were you know..Pretty Hot Stuff but I think I'm ready to take it to the next level.

Lauren I had no idea you felt that way about me, I mean you are pretty hot too and I would love to go out sometime, and maybe do something more...But I don't know, we could get into some serious trouble..Hey Who Cares! We can get together tomorrow or something if you want and then you could come back to mine and we could you know.. Get it on

Lauren was disgusted you could see it on her face. It was priceless and this guy was a sicko.

Oh Um Okay. Bye

She hung up.

"JASPER FRICKING HALE" She shrieked.

I couldn't contain my laughter, neither could anyone else. Loudspeaker does come in handy.

"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT THROUGH HIS CLASSES NOW?!" she screamed.

I laughed again.

"JACOB. YOUR GO. TRUTH OR DARE"

"um. truth" He said, now feeling worried due to her anger levels, she was making me angry!

"So Who was your crush as a little kid? That was famous?" She asked. A/N Thanks to eak917 for the idea!

Jacob went red.

"Oh umm..It was like um Beyonce.." He said.

"As a little kid?!" She threatened again.

"Okay Fine! it was hannah montana okay hannah montana you know with the cool outfits on the disney channel and all and with the best of both worlds and she had it all her best friends lily and oliver and she you know she had enemies, amber and ashley and they were always like 'oooh sss' and they would tap their fingers together and then lily and miley were like totally bff and oliver used to like love hannah montana but then he found out it was miley and he was totally like eeewww That was on the episode called "Miley Get Your GUm" because she blew bubbles that he didn't like becasue he is scared of bubble gum. And mileys aunt is Dolly Parton and her dad is Billy ray cyrus and hannah's boyfriend is Jake Ryan! He is a zombie slayer and her enimey as hannah is Makayla who is Selena Gomez who is also on Wizards of Waverly place and once I think I saw her on That's So Raven, her little brother on Wizards of Waverly place was also on That's So raven, he was cory's best friend so yer.. Hannah Montana" Jacob finished his rant.

There was complete silence and then laughter I had never heard so loud before.

"Jake. Didn't know you had it in you." The wolves were laughing the most.

He was so embarrased right now.

"My Go, I choose..."

PLEEASE Give me ideas for dares. I neeeed themm :)

Taa Munchkins.

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