A\N: Yeah, I know, I'm a day late...my muse deserted me yesterday! Blame him! Not my fault!

Kissing another girl was something Kira wasn't used to. But she could deal.

Especially when her girlfreind had surprised her by visiting her in Reefside and plopping a kiss on her lips.

"Oh my god!"

The serenity and love of the moment was shattered like a Christmas ornament in the hands of a vicious five-year-old. Kira and Tori jumped apart, startled.

Tommy Oliver stood at the top of the stairs, wide-eyed, with Jason Scott behind him, snickering.

"Oh no. Oh, no..." Tommy moaned. "Now not only do I have to deal with the fact that one of my Rangers is gay, I have to convince your parents that I had no idea you were even together and I really don't want to get into this mess, oh, God, why me..."

"Bro?" Jason asked through his snorts.

"Yeah?"

"Let me handle it."

"But--they just--kissing--and, and parents are gonna--and..."

"Upstairs, bro. Be a good little teacher and go upstairs."

"They--Kira--Tori--gay--how?" Tommy managed.

Jason rolled his eyes, shooing Tommy upstairs. Once the door closed on Tommy's incoherent babbling, Jason glanced at the two girls.

"You two are just kissing, right?"

They nodded dumbly.

"Okay. Problem solved." Jason frowned. "Hang on, if you're gay, Kira, why did you date Trent?"

"I'm bi." Kira managed. "Um...is Dr. O freaking out?"

Jason laughed. "You should've seen him when he found out I was gay. God, he couldn't talk to me for a week. Kept babbling about seeing me kiss a football player."

Tori started laughing, and Kira shook her head. "I should never, ever listen to Conner." She muttered, heading upstairs.

"Dr. O?"

"Yeah?" Tommy managed.

"You mad?"

Tommy frowned. "No! Uh--I, uh..." He sighed. "It's a shock, okay? And...uh...I think your parents might kill me."

Kira laughed. "No. They're not finding out. Because you never saw that, right?"

Tommy nodded.

"Okay."

Kira walked down to the Lair, took Tori's hand, and pulled her girlfreind out into the van.

"From now on?" She asked calmly. "Avoid human contact. Ever."

"Good idea." Tori said, turning the van on. "Let's go far, far away. Then we're safe."

"Okay."

You know, Kira thought as she leaned back, I think I could get used to this.