(A/N) So sorry I haven't updated in forever! REALLY SORRY! But yes I'm updating now... You know I reread the first two chapters (mostly because I forgot what happened) and I realized that Ed's automail leg should be showing... and his hand... and that would be recognizable to Roy. We COULD just pretend Roy is retarded and didn't notice, or you could imagine that Ed has tights on and gloves... Now that was easy, ahem on to the story!

Disclaimer: If I owned the great Arakawa sensei's masterpiece FullMetal Alchemist, I would be able to afford the Nintendo Wii, and I wouldn't need to download FMA manga scanlations.

Other Disclaimer: I'm not implying all girls are this specific way... (believe me I'm nothing like this... Thank God.

"Ed?" Roy tilted his head slightly in confusion. "Edwina... is Ed?"

I felt like I was talking to a five year old. "Yes Roy," I said slowly "Edwina is Edward Elric."

He gave me a funny look that was half way between disgust and utter cluelessness. "Let me explain-" I began to explain my story but I was soon interrupted by... well...

"DEAR GOD! That...That's so WRONG! I thought...and you... UGH! That's EW! Just...ARGH THAT'S SO FRIKIN WRONG!" he sounded like a robot with a malfunction or something. It was kind of funny. Luckily I was able to restrain my laughter.

This went on for almost a half hour. I kid you not, we sat out there for an entire half hour while he sorted out his mind through yelling, cursing, and quite a bit of rambling.

He took a deep breath and calmed himself down after awhile. I sat there and waited, making sure that he wasn't pissed anymore... and then I let it all out. I laughed my ass off like never before.

Personally I thought it was hilarious. It was as if his brain couldn't connect that he hit on a guy. Apparently he found no humor in the matter.

"Shut up bastard." he glared at me "Why in the world are you dressed up like a girl anyway?"

I sighed "Well it started out when I was in Winrys room with her and-" "Oh no!" Roy yelled out sarcastically. I suppose he was getting me back. "Don't continue... I know how things go from there!"

Ignoring him I continued "And I was telling her how she was being stupid over a controversy with a guy-" "What?" Roy said. I groaned as he interrupted me again. "You don't tell a girl she's stupid like that!" Roy yelled. "You have to be kind with her, gentle, you have to show sympathy and let her cry on your shoulder-"

"And she decided I needed to learn what it feels like to be a girl." I was sick of his ranting "And she's not coming to pick me up for another..." I looked over at Roys watch "Three and a half hours."

Roy started laughing. I guess I deserved it though. I was pretty pathetic.

"Oh man that's great." Roy smiled.

I glared at him. "You know what?" I had the most devious and maniacal thought ever... and I am grateful everytime I think of it that I came up with the idea.. "I bet you ten bucks you couldn't last the next three and a half hours as a girl..."

Roy laughed "Edward, I understand the female mind a bit more than you," he said cockily "I could handle it easily."

"Oh?" I said innocently...God that conversation must have sounded wierd to passers by.

"Yeah," Roy said confidently "except I don't have girl clothes or long hair so it doesn't matter."

I laughed. "What's so funny?" He asked annoyed.

"Oh nothing." I grinned "Hey do you have your cell phone?" I asked.

"Yeah." he handed me the phone. Oh sweet revenge. I dialed the number and put the phone to my ear trying not to burst out laughing.

"Hey winry? Yeah... hey I've got a project for you..."

(A/N) Kind of short, but hey! It's an updated! Thanks to all of you for your awesome reviews! I love you all! YAY! Now keep on reviewing! My inflated ego is what drives these fanfictions!