Chapter 4: Intriguing And Perky

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You sit beside Zero, Magnet taking the seat on the other side of you, as you look into your 'dinner'. You stick your fork in it and slosh it around.

"What is it?" You ask smelling it.

"Leftovers from this week." Squid answers. You reluctantly take the first bite. Everyone becomes silent, anticipating your response. You chew it around in your mouth and swallow hard.

"Not bad once you get used to it. I've had worse." You say as you fork another bite into your mouth. You chew your last bite as you feel someone's eyes on you. You look up and see ZigZag, who's sitting across from you, cutting glances at you and Magnet. He quickly looks down at his plate as you smile. Everyone gets up from the table and heads to the tent. ZigZag quickly walks ahead of you as if he's trying to avoid you. You were the last to enter the tent as you walk over to ZigZag's cot to set things straight.

"Ricky, you do know it was only a joke right? Me and Magnet weren't having sex." You say assuringly.

"What!" X-Ray spit the water he was drinking all over Armpit, who responded in an 'ugh!'.

"You and Magnet had sex!" Caveman shouted.

"Don't hold out on us man… was she good?" Squid asked.

"No!" you both answered in unison.

"You weren't good? That's a shame…" Armpit sighs.

"No, stupid, we didn't have sex!" you yell.

"It was a joke! We were messing with Zig's head." Magnet defended.

"She was on top of you in just her bra, dude! Your hand was on her tit!" ZigZag exclaimed.

"It was a joke! We had to make it believable!" You scream.

"So does that mean if we joke around, I get to touch your tit?" Squid asks as his face lights up in excitement.

"What is it with guys and tits?" you ask angrily.

"They're just so…" Armpit starts.

"Intriguing…" Caveman responds.

"… And perky." X-Ray adds.

"Whatever! And to answer your question Squid, no." you say as his face darkens. "So are we all clear on that? Magnet and I didn't have sex, it was a joke. Okay?" you look around into each face waiting for an answer. "I didn't get an answer!" You yell.

"Okay!" they all say in unison. You all climb into your cots, and snuggle under the blanket as you get ready for bad.

"Hey Magnet?" you ask into the darkness.

"Yea?" he responds from somewhere.

"Thanks for fixing my cot after it broke."

"What!" everyone screeched.

"How'd it break!" X-Ray questioned.

"Goodnight boys…" you smile into your pillow.

"Seriously Magnet… don't hold out on us."

"Was she good?" They whispered in the darkness.

"Guys! Give it a rest and go to sleep!" you scream.

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Sorry if this chapter sucked. It's kinda short too. It gets better!

-poisonedspork