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"Truth, truth, truth,..." Panda repeated to himself. Howdy sat there, with his hands under his bottom to control his squirming.
Dexter was beginning to sweat, he wished dearly that Panda wouldn't dare Howdy to do anything "Pashmina" related. He began to fan himself with his hands.
Stan's eye brow raised at Dexter then grinned,"Seems like you are having a movie showing in your head that's rated R." Dexter's face flushed.
"How dare you say that Stan! It is wrong to think about those kind of things especially doing that with the innocent Pashmina! We must respect women you know!" Dexter snapped at Stan. Stan lightly chuckled and smiled at Dexter, his face looked as if it were going to crack into a burst of laughter.
"I mean't you killing Howdy and blood and guts all over the place, not you raping Pashmina." Stan laughed, and so did everyone else. Except three people, a frozen Pashmina, a blushing Dexter, and a crazy-go-nuts-mad Howdy.
"IT'S SUPPOSED TA BE ABOUT ME FOLKS!" Howdy yelled, putting everyone silent.
"Alright, alright, what colour underwear are you wearing, and if anybody has the same colour or pattern, you must kiss them," he slyly said, happy that he's finally getting revenge for everyone who forced him to scare poor Jingle away.
Howdy shuddered,"D-Does that include on of them males?!" Howdy stammered. Panda nodded, he was suddenlly about to have the time of his life watching the next few moments. Howdy gulped and then looked down at his undies underneath his pants to find he had worn his pink, Teletubbie briefs. Howdy smiled and thought to himself, "Ha! No guy would wear pink undies, and wouldn't have the Telutubbies, but pink is Pashmina's favorite colour, and she might be wearing pink undies! Dang I'm a genius!" he grinned and then gleefully said,"Does anybody have pink, or Teletubby underwear?" ... Long awkward silence, everyone was staring at Howdy with a 'WTF' emotion planted on their faces, except one,...
Maxwell had a worried look on his face, he was blushing and then raised his hand,"Uhm,... I-I have pink underwear on right now,..." Maxwell said quietly, but strangly enough his words were heard so that everyone heard.
"Oh snap crackle pop!" Howdy studdered. "Pashmina? Aren't you wearing pink underwear?!" he asked, hoping to hear the words yes ring through his ears.
Pashmina reddened,"Uhm,...I-I'm not wearing any u-underwear,..." she looked down at the ground, still as red as a strawberry.
It suddenlly was a blushing festival! Pashmina was pink because she had no panties, Maxwell was red because he's gonna have to do the unexpected, and Dexter and Howdy we're blushing, thinking of Pashmina in none of the sheets that covered her parts, Dexter even had blood trickling down from his nose!
Howdy all of a sudden did the unexpected, he ran up to Maxwell and glomped him, locking lips with him. Maxwell's eyes nearly popped out of his head.
Sandy was furious, she didn't want her boy getting into some yaoi action in front of her, especially with a guy like Howdy. She whipped her ribbon across Howdy,"GET THE HELL OFF MY BOYFRIEND YOU WESTERN BASTARD!" she screamed, viens popping out of her head. She dragged Maxwell back to his spot and gave Howdy, who was rubbing his back in pain.
"It was a dare!" Howdy cried meekly.
Everybody else just stood there with "..."'s above their head.
"...Stop the madness and get back into the game!" Bijou wailed, with a worried expression on her face like this was going to end up bad.
Boss gave a feminine giggle as she talked, Hamtaro was scared,...terribly scared,...
"Howdy? Ask someone?" Oxnard tried to change the whole scenario.
"Oh yeah! Sorry, ehm,... Oxnard? Truth or dare?" he asked, and stopped rubbing his back.
"Hmm, Truth!" Oxnard smiled.
Yeah, chapter's nuts and confusing :3 Go ahead and flame!