Howdy tapped his finger upon his chin and thought, thought, thought.
"I have a suggestion if you-" Cappy tried to say, but got cut off.
"I DON'T WANT ANY OF YER DANG SUGGESTIONS YOU SICK LITTLE MOO COW." Howdy screamed.
"You know if you need any tampons, I'v always got some Howdy. I'v got both small and super absorbent." Boss offered. Everyone gave the usually-macho man a strange stare, wondering what the hell he was doing with some tampons. Small and super absorbent tampons.
Cappy's face turns as white as snow not only from the way he was yelled at, but due to a brain corruption from Boss' tampon useage and fainted.
"Oh my gosh! They killed Cappy!" Penelope gasped. Sandy shook her head and pointed accusingly at Howdy. "You bastard!"
Maxwell ran over to Cappy, checking his pulse, and his pockets for money to find he only had a few measley pennies. "Damn, I thought this kid would be loaded with all the damn hats he gets." Maxwell groaned as he threw the pennies harshly at his face.
"Okay I'v got one of them dares for you Oxnard!" Howdy chimed.
Oxnard nodded hesitantly, chewing his gum rapidly. "Yes sir?"
Everyone leaned in to hear what Howdy had to ask.
"What's your..."
...
"WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?" Howdy asked.
Bijou and Pashmina started to cry.
Hamtaro turned into a raging emo.
Penelope screamed.
Dexter fainted beside Cappy.
Maxwell tried to reach for Sandy's butt.
And Snoozer picked his nose. "Durrr" he said quite stupidly.
Oxnard fidgeted and looked away from everyone.
"Well uhm,...everybody...my middle name is..."
...
"Hagaanfloozen."
Everyone stared at Oxnard if he was some sort of mutant.
"Haagan...floozen?" Hamtaro said as he tilted his head to the side.
"NO" Oxnard bellowed, with a sudden evil voice.
A yellow liquid seeped around Penelope. "Aw crap.." she muttered.
"It is pronounced HAH-GAHN-FLECKEN with tongue clicks inserted here and the number 9!" Oxnard yelled, laughing maniacally.
Panda's eyes sparkled. "It's beautiful, I'm naming my first daughter that.". Happy tears flowed from Panda's eyes.
Everyone sweatdropped.
Hamtaro twitched but then shook his head to get the scary image of Panda's alien looking but somewhat hot daughter out of his head, "Okay, ask someone Oxnard" he said.
Oxnard returned to his normal gelattionous self. "Ah! Right, uhmm,...Sandy, truth or dare?"
Sandy twirled her hair around her finger, "Ahh,...dare please!"
Dudes,...sorry for not updating in like...a year. Very busy. xDD And I forgot about this. ;o; Here you go! gets shot for most likely putting all these guys on crack