Chris Jericho fainted then and there. "Chris!" Mickie asked as she bent over to help him up. "Hey Mickie what happened?" Natalya asked as she walked up to them. "What? Oh this, oh it's nothing," Mickie said nervously. "You didn't, did you?" Natalya asked worriedly. "Me? No, I'm in love with John why would I?" "Huh? Mickie what have you got to hide?" "I don't have - don't worry about it," Mickie got up.
Natalya gave her one last look as if she was crazy and then lifted Chris up. "I'll deal with him, you go and do whatever it is you were doing before you got whatever brain damage you have now," Natalya chuckled at her little joke and Chris away. "Yeah, I'll just go back home!" Mickie called after her. Natalya looked back and gave her a thumbs up.
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Candice Michelle sat down on her chair watching TV and drinking a glass of wine. She decided to write in her diary. Lets see what she wrote:
Thursday 4th September 2008
Dear Diary,
Today was a great day apart from me finding out that Chris got FIRED! I just cant believe it. What if we have kids? I mean I'll be a WWE Diva all the time and he'll be, god knows what! Ugh, life is impossible. You know, I noticed, ever since he became good friends with Mickie he isn't really, I don't know, enthusiastic about seeing me. Do you think they - no scrap that. They cant be. They are my two best friends, plus, Mickie is with John and everyone backstage knows how much in love they are.
Come to think of it, John is kind of cute so of course Mickie wouldn't CHEAT on him, I'm so paranoid aren't I diary? Oh my god! I'm talking to a diary, oh never mind that. Oh and another thing, I think, and this is just early stages so I'm not sure yet and I haven't even tested but you know, I think I'm pregnant, and we all know it is with Chris. I don't SLEEP with other men, I'm not like that, anymore…Well I'll get back to you diary!
The candy coated diva says BYE!
She turned the TV on and lay down.
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"You know, those are the first signs she's cheating," Adam Copeland, otherwise known as Edge, said to John Cena. "Come on, Mickie wouldn't do that, I mean you all know how much in love we are right?" "John, even the stars in FCW know, if you were trying to keep it secret, you did a horrible job at it," Adam said.
"Ha ha very funny Adam," John replied sarcastically. "Guys, are you going to dance at all?" Paul asked. "We respect our women, unlike you, Stephanie's at home with 2 kids right now!" Adam complained. "You are starting to sound like my mother," Paul laughed and walked away to dance with more girls.
"Come on, one dance wouldn't hurt," Adam said. "You know that I am NOT dancing with you, especially after what happened when I dance with you at Amy's party, oh no, mental images!" John said. "That's your problem, and that was Trish's fault!" Adam whispered as he walked off.
John put his head in his hands after finishing his last drink. Paul and Adam were like brothers to him but he couldn't help feeling a little bit jealous seeing as they found the courage to go out and dance. 'It cant do any harm I mean, Mickie will be fine about it,' John thought. Before he knew it. A sexy young lady was dancing right in front of him. "Wow," he accidentally said. He started nodding his head uncontrollably and smiling.
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Chris Jericho woke up on Natalya's bed. "What happened!" he shouted. "Oh I think you were with Mickie," Natalya said. "Oh yeah, Mickie is pregnant!" he shouted and dashed out of the door. "Pregnant? Well I better congratulate John," Natalya said to herself. She wrote to John. 'Congrats on baby gd luck! Nattie'
John looked at his phone. "I'm going to be a dad? IM GOING TO BE A DAD!"
