Okay I KNOW this one has taken me forever and I'm sorry but please read this!
Hinata shook her head profusely and held up her hands in surrender. "I-I don't know anything ab-bout cooking! Not in the least bit!" Naruto slunk towards her and wrapped an arm around her waist. She hid her face in her hands and peeped out through her fingers as Naruto closed in on her, his breath hot and ramen-y. "HHHiiinnaatttaa… c'mon now, I KNOW for a fact you can cook. You've done it for me before-" Kiba grabbed Hinata by her hips and pulled her close to his body, rocking his own hips towards her. "Yeah and we all know you're good at everything you do if you try." Hinata's face began to steam and she shut her eyes "Kiba-kun! I c-can cook! I can cook! Just l-let go!" Kiba frowned and let go of her, his eyes wide. Naruto stuck his tongue out at Kiba and smirked. "Nyah nyah!" he teased waggling his butt.
"But… Before we can start cooki-" "Before YOU start cooking", Naruto pointed out. "Y-yes before I start cooking... I would like for us to finish w-with the other chores." Kiba groaned and rubbed the back of his head, turning towards Akamaru. "Well I guess we have to do what she says," he said shrugging and heading for the backyard door. "Hey where are you going?!" Naruto exclaimed. Kiba threw back a nonchalant hand and opened the door. "I'm going to check the bitches outside." Naruto frowned, "Hey what's with the potty-language?" "Wha- oh." Kiba turned to Naruto and scratched his chin with his index finger. "Bitch is a term for a female dog. Look it up in the dictionary baka." And with that Kiba walked out the door, slamming it behind him.
Naruto sighed and looked at Hinata. "Oh well. Imma go upstairs and nap. Wanna come with?" Hinata blushed and tapped her index fingers together. "N-Naruto-kun…" she whispered, embarrassed. Naruto threw back his head and laughed. "Just teasing!" he howled, holding his aching stomach. Hinata sighed and turned towards the dusty kitchen. "Oh my…" she whispered…
--I KNOW this is super short but I wanted to give you guys something to snack on before the big meal.