Naruto sighed and stretched, walking down the creaking hallway. He spotted a doorway at the end of the passage and poked his head inside, rubbing his bottom as he did so. "huummmm..." he mumbled. With an indecent belch he made his way into the equally grimy and spider-filled room. Still scratching his bum he kicked off his sandals and flopped onto the bed. "hummm..." he mumbled again, a pod of dust dolphins wriggling onto his clothes. His thoughts wandered off to a certain kunoichi and he groaned, covering his face with his hands. "What am I thinking she wouldn't love someone like me..."

WARNING WARNING A HINT OF LIME!

Naruto scrunched up his face and nonchalanty slipped his hand into his trousers releasing a drawn out sigh. He beat his hand at a slow pace closing his eyes and silently thinking of the purple-haired vixen downstairs, bent over the kitchen sink and washing the dishes, dirty water splattering onto her tight sweater and face..."Naruto!! Quit jerkin off and come help us out!" Naruto hissed and bared his teeth at the air, prying his hand from his hard member. "shit ass damn monkey balls chocolate fudge cookies..." He pulled himself up from the protesting bed and patted down his pants as best as he could. "Hey fuck muffin! Hurry-" "I'm coming!!" "Yeah I know so hurry it up!" Naruto rolled his eyes and opened up the squealing door, shoving his hands into his pockets and taking his sweet time.
By the time he was at the bottom step no one was there. Oh play jokes on Naruto day is it?! Naruto sneered in his mind, looking around the dank room. He saw something flicker in the background and turned around, only to be greeted by a yowling cream and black cat. "WHAT THE FU-" the cat slammed into his face and he fell backwards, screaming and trying to pry the cats claws from his skin. "KONO KUSO TTARE!" he screeched ripping the cat away and throwing it's stiff body onto the couch. Naruto's face was scratched up and bleeding, his eyes blazing with a fiery anger but a flicker of 'bring-it-on' flashed as he glared at the laughing Kiba. "You dickwad Kiba," he snarled pouncing on him. Kiba dodged Naruto's 'attack' and continued laughing, tears rolling down his cheeks. "AHAHAHAHA! Naruto you baka! I thought you liked to eat pussy!" he jeered. Naruto was about to say something back when Hinata intervened. "Ah, t-the chores aren't done y-..." She trailed off as she looked at Naruto's bloody face and her eyes grew wide. "N-naruto-kun you're bleeding," she crooned, gently touching his face. He hissed and she flinched pulling her hand back to her chest. "Gomen Naruto-kun. Y-you should wash it before it gets infected," she whispered turning towards Kiba. "We haven't finished our chores yet so you should stop this tomfoolery and continue," she said firmly. Kiba wiped his eyes and sighed. "Alright alright, I'm going," he said kicking Naruto in the leg as he passed by. Naruto glared at Kiba and back at Hinata, standing with her eyes averted and poking her index fingers together. "Soooo," he said casually. "Naruto-kun you should wash your f-face before it gets infected," she repeated gazing up at him. At that moment he could practically feel the worry coming from her body in waves and it touched him that she cared. "Wakaru" he said flashing her his 100-watt smile. He could feel her chakra retreat and sighed but the excitement that made his heart beat the way it did could only be done by her.

Hinata watched Naruto walk back upstairs and she sighed inwardly. A chill ran down her spine and she leaned against the wall, holding a hand to her chest. "Naruto-kun," she groaned, shutting her eyes for a moment and imagining his rippling abs pressed against her bare front and his strong forearms holding her. Her face thoroughly flushed she walked back into the kitchen, dusting off the table and walls. She knew of the Nine-tailed fox and it made her think of him no less, but for the better. She thought of him to be oh so brave for keeping it locked away for so long but she wished she could love him for an entire eternity so she could make up for all the time he wasn't. If she could have her way he'd be tied to the bed right now and she would cater to his every desire and need. She mentally smacked herself. That would never happen. She wasn't the sexy vixen Ino with glistening hair and moist, puffed lips. Nor was she the outspoken konoichi Sakura that Naruto had chased with courage that flowed from her and blazing fierce eyes that said 'don't-mess-with-me'. For halloween she wasn't 'red hot riding hood' like Sakura, or 'doctor Anita Lay' like Ino. She was a corpse bride with a long black dress that was a size too big and a black sweater on top because it was cold. If she could only get Naruto's attention then maybe she could have a chance. If only she were sexy and dangerous, strong-willed and outspoken like Ten-ten or Temari. But alas, she was just the quiet simpleton Hinata, to forever trod behind her secret lovers footsteps...

Definitions:

Kono Kuso Ttare: Stupid asshole; you asshole

Wakaru: I understand; all right

Tomfoolery::: I just thought that would be really funny for her to say, and I realize it is a bit OOC :\ WHATEVER SHUT UP THIS IS MY FANFIC I'LL DO WHAT I WANT::pouts and turns around::

Gomen:Sorry