ROBIN: (who has managed to escape my grasp) Yes! FREEDOM!
STARFIRE: Hello, younger version of boyfriend Robin! Please, why are you screaming in such a loud, triumphant manner?
ROBIN: Uh, who are you?
STARFIRE: Greetings! I am Starfire, girlfriend of the older version of you, brought by the forces of the 'fans of fiction' to do the disclaimer.
ROBIN: …
STARFIRE: JerichosPhantom does not own anything Batman, Teen Titans or Danny Phantom related, though she is the process of making a Robin bowl in her 'class of ceramics.'
ME: ROBIN! Come back! Starfire, help me pin him down! If you do, we can remove his mask and find out what his eye color is!
ROBIN: What?! (Starfire and I advance) No! Batman! Batgirl! Alfred! Help!
My POV
Five minutes had passed and we still hadn't chosen who was going to drive.
"I'm the oldest, I should be the one to drive!" Lara yelled.
"No I should, because I'm smarter than all of you put together!" Dawn shot back.
"Hey!" I exclaimed, "driving the Batmobile was my idea, and I've seen The Batman jillions of times, I deserve it!" It was quiet then,
"She's right. She deserves the driving seat," Dawn sighed in defeat.
"YESSS! WHA-HOO! I KNEW I WOULD WIN! I KNE-"
"But-" stuttered Laura
"Awww! Come. On!" I argued
"She doesn't know how to drive," Dawn pointed out.
"Uh, Isn't there an auto-pilot or something?" Lara asked.
"Oh. Right. We so knew that," I said.
"Sure you did. I call shotgun!" retorted Dawn.
"I call- Damn!"
So we climbed into the Batmobile, and I hit auto pilot to trace the BatWave. The Batmobile sped off, and we deemed it the coolest ride in the history of cool rides.
The Batmobile suddenly stopped, in front of a small abandoned building near the bridge.
"Well," I said, "this is it."
"In case, we get severely disfigured due to Joker gas or something in there, I just want to let you guys know I love you," proclaimed Lara.
Dawn and I looked at each other awkwardly and stared to back away.
"Wow, jeeze, Lara I'm flattered, really, but-"
"Dude, I meant as friends."
"Oh. Well in that case, love you too, man."
"Ditto," Dawn added.
We walked into the building and treaded cautiously down the damp halls when
"Harley Quinn!" I gasped. There she was, in all her red and black jester glory. And, as insane and twisted as she was, I had to admit, her outfit was so awesome.
"Who?" Dawn whispered to me.
"Jokers girlfriend."
"He has a girlfriend?!"
"Yeah. Shocking, isn't it?"
"Sorry darlings." Harley chirped. "Ain't getting past me. Puddin' told me to stand watch and I don't want my Puddin' to get mad at me, ya know?"
Suddenly I felt power within me, a raging fire, and I knew what to do. I jumped into action and yelled, "Firebending! Hiyah!"(1)
Nothing happened, so I grabbed a pipe from the wall and hit her over the head with it, where she fell unconscious.
Dawn turned to me after my attack.
" 'Firebending, Hiyah?' " she asked.
"Like you had a better idea."
"Guys, look what I found!" We followed Lara and found ourselves in Joker's weapon room, a paradise for children and teenagers of all kinds. But I saw the most miraculous thing, the prize of this room. Lara and Dawn saw it as well.
"Are those what I think those are?" Lara breathed in wonder. I nodded in agreement, too thrilled to speak.
Right there, across the room, were three, fully loaded paintball guns.
A/N: (1) Avatar: The Last Airbender