ROBIN: (locked in a prison cell) What's going on?

ME: Hello Robin. Remember me?

ROBIN: (slightly delirious) Mom?

ME: No, you idiot! It's me, JerichosPhantom!

ROBIN: Oh dear God! What are you going to do to me?

ME: Nothing, actually.

ROBIN: (hopeful) Seriously?

ME: Yeah, Starfire had to go, and she was the main part of you torturing so without her…

ROBIN: Yeah, whatever. Are you letting me go?

ME: Yep, but you have to say the disclaimer.

ROBIN: JerichosPhantom doesn't own Batman, Teen Titans or Danny Phantom

ME: (releases Robin) Alright you're free.

ROBIN: Yes! I'm free. (runs out of cell and into Batman.)

BATMAN: Ah. There you are Robin, it's time for you to wash the Batmobile.

ROBIN: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

After arriving at the BatCave, Alfred rewarded us with some good old victory pie.

"Damn, this is so good." I said eating another bite of the pie goodness.

"Are you sure you won't-" Robin began to ask.

"No, Robin I'm not gonna tell what "Teen Titan" Robin is or about Starfire!" I said annoyed. Back in the R-Cycle I refused to tell him because that could mess up the cartoons time-space continuum or something, but he just wouldn't let it go. Robin looked dejected and I felt pity for him.

"Don't worry Robin, you'll find out in time."

"Well, I think we should go home now," Dawn said, stretching.

"How?" Robin asked.

"We must use the power of imagination!" Lara said.

"Seriously?" Batman doubted.

"You have a better plan?"

"…"

"Exactly."

Lara, Dawn and I focused on what the portal had looked like and tried to create another copy. Suddenly a swirling blue portal appeared in front of us. All of us gasped.

"Wow. I can't believe that actually worked." I said.

"I know. I was just making the whole "imagination thing" up."

"Well, see ya!" Cortney waved before stepping through the portal and vanishing.

"Farewell, my fellow homo-sapiens," Lara said. "I hope we meet again."

"I don't," Batman grumbled.

"Well, screw you Batman," Lara responded before stepping through and vanishing.

"I guess this is good-bye," I said facing Batman.

"I guess it is," he replied. I turned to Robin and gave him a hug.

"Robin, remember this, please hang in there and stay in Gotham until you're at least 14," I said wisely. "It's for the greater good."

"Uh, okay," Robin shrugged.

"Oh! And remember this location: Jump City."

"Got it."

I sighed. I was going to miss this place. I touched a Batarang to signify this, when I saw a few words flashing:

SELF-ACTIVATED: BATARANG SELF DESTRUCT:

10, 9, 8, 7, 6…

"Crap!" I yelled, running through the portal yelling over my shoulder, "Later!"

I made to the other side, relieved, when the portal closed. I started to head home, no longer thinking of the BatCave's fate; I wasn't sure I wanted to know what happened when the Batarang went off anyway.

IN THE BATCAVE:

"Well, that was odd." Robin commented, then cocked his head, "Do you hear some-"

BOOM.

Batman, Robin and Alfred were now covered in soot, Robin and Batman's capes singed from the explosion.

No one said anything until Batman broke the silence: "That little bitch."