CHAPTER 2- STUFF AND MORE
"So, what do we do now?" asked Link.
"I don't-a know... unclog toilets?" said Mario.
"Ummmm... I'm not a plumber... but we can go back to town." said Link.
"Okay.." said Mario.
They headed off into the woods. They walked for about ten minutes, until they started to see something moving in the woods. Something fast.
"Ahhhh!" screamed Mario, which sounded very girly.
Vroooom! It shot by again. Finally it slowed down enough until they could notice that the thing was blue.
"Sonic? Is that you?" said Mario.
"Who wants to know?" said the blue person.
"Me, as in a-Mario."
"Oh, whaddup Mario." said Sonic, as he slowed to a stop.
"Hey, I remember you from Brawl!" said Link,"How come I don't remember you Mario?"
"Because you were-a the most unused character in-a brawl, so you rarely ever-a saw the other-a characters!" said Mario.
"That's not true! Ice Climbers and Olimar were the most unused!" said Link.
"Oh-a yeah... that's a true..." said Mario.
"Ok... quit arguing and let's go... I was trying to find all of the brawlers, there is supposed to be a meeting. Snake, Kirby, and King Dedede-"
"haha dedede that never gets old..." said Link.
"Anyway, those three are almost there."
"Well, there's 5 that won't be there for a while, Ganondorf, Zelda, Luigi, Peach... and... uh, Bawzer"
"Bowser!" Mario said to correct Link.
"Why?" said Sonic.
"Peach and Zelda got kidnapped" said Mario.
"Shouldn't you guys be rescuing them?"
"Nah, I sent some fat mayor guy to find Zelda, Mario here got Luigi. We could call them... the kidnapping might have to hold off." said Link.
"Oh... well who's rescuing Zelda?" said Sonic.
"The mayor of Ordon, man I cannot remember his name for some reason... I think it's just because he's not an important character in the game..." said Link.
"Ok... well Luigi and that one dude might have to cancel... you two can do it faster... so they can get to the meeting." said Sonic.
"Uggghhh... I'll just call them all I seriously don't-" he was cut short.
RingRingRing
"Uh, hello?" said Sonic, pulling out his phone.
"Yeah, umm, they meeting was canceled. It's rescheduled for like a couple weeks from now. I'll call you back, and the others in my fave five, then those people will tell the other brawlers..." said the person that sounded like Snake.
"Ok... see ya Snake." said Sonic.
"bye..." Snake said and hung up.
"Ok guys, the meeting was canceled... we gotta wait a few more weeks." said Sonic.
"Well what are we supposed to do now? We have no adventure to go on or anything." said Link.
"I don't-a know."
RingRingRing
Mario and Link's phones went off at the same time. Mario's caller ID said Bowser, and Link's phone said Ganondorf.
"Hello?" said Mario.
"Muhuhahaha I've captured Luigi also!" he said.
"Does this-a mean I have to-a save him?" said Mario.
"Don't forget to save Peach also!" said Bowser.
"So I don't a-save Luigi?" said Mario.
"Ughh, no you see-"
"Ohh so I don't-a save either of them and you a-rescue them?" said Mario.
"NO! You save both of them got it? Geez your wasting my minutes." said Bowser.
"So I save-a both of them-a?" asked Mario.
"YES! YES! YES!!" shouted Bowser. Then he hung up.
Meanwhile...
"Hello?" said Link.
"Whaddup." said Ganondorf.
"So what do you want?" asked Link.
"I've captured your little buddy... muhuhahaha! Ganondorf stated.
"Ok, so do I save him and Zelda?" said Link.
"Umm... duh, yeah!" Ganondorf said.
"Okay... I'll be over soon." said Link, and he hung up.
Link and Mario both shouted at the same time, "That idiot!"
Apparently there's more saving to do than normally, when they didn't want any at all. Bummer!