CHAPTER 3- HERO TIME
"So where do we start- wait a minute... Hero time? What a stupid name for a chapter, who writes this story? Anyway, where do we start?" said Link.
"I don't-a know!" said Mario.
"Well by now in one of our games or something I'd get a clue to find out where to go.
Just then Mario's phone went off.
"Hello?" said Mario.
"Hi it's me Luigi, Ganondorf and me- I mean bowser teamed up." said a gruffy voice.
"Oh ok... hey are you-a losing your-a voice?" said Mario.
"Oh, um, yeah I'm losing my voice... anyway I'm at Bowser's castle." he said.
They both hung up. "It's-a hero time! They're at Bowser's-a castle," said Mario, "By the way you owe-a me twenty bucks, I told you-a I could-a fit the name of the chapter in!" said Mario.
"Umm, will you accept checks? Who do I make it out to?" said Link.
"Mario..." said Mario, "Wait a minute... I don't-a accept rupees!" said Mario.
"Haha, sucks for you! That's all I got." said Link.
"Jerk!" said Mario.
They continued walking through the woods towards some random town called Happyville.
"Hey, in this place called Happyville, I heard there was some merchant with everything, his name was something like Tom Nook." said Link.
"Sounds-a like he's a little loopy-a" said Mario.
"No, no, no, that's Crazy Redd... not that I've been to Happyville before-" said Link embarrased, "Oh look we're here!"
"Mama mia patsa pia! That's a big-a store. Nookington's?" said Mario.
"Yeah, it's pretty big isn't it?" said Link.
"Yo Lil' L!" said a duck with the name Scooter.
"I told you it's Super L!" said Link in a half whisper voice.
"Whatever..." said the duck, then he walked off.
They walked towards the store.
"I guess we can stop here for a little bit, we've got time." said Link to Mario. They entered the store.
"Hello my name is Tom Nook! Welcome, look around!" said Tom Nook, a person that looked like a raccoon in a suit.
Mario walked into a room at the back of the store. There was a sign that says hair salon.
"I-a wonder what-a this is?" said Mario.
He sat in a chair with a big thing above it.
"Hello, what can I do for ya?" said a pink poodle with a Boston accent.
"I don't-a know." said Mario.
"Well..." said the pink poodle. Then she just went off asking all these stupid pointless questions like "Would you answer your phone if you were on your way to a hair salon or would you let it go and get there on time?" finally after 10 minuites of this... she stopped and the big thing fell on Mario's head (he did have to take his hat off before it came down.)
"Yahhh it's attacking me!!" screamed Mario.
Then blam! It came back up.
"Hahahahahahahahahaha!!" said Link.
"What is it?" said Mario.
"You... you... hahaha!" said Link, attempting to stop laughing.
"Just look!" said Link, trying to hold back laughter. He got a mirror and showed him.
"I have-a blue-a mohawk?!" yelled Mario.
"Dontcha love it?" said the poodle.
"Ummmm... no!" said Mario.
"Oh well, that'll be 3,000 bells." said the poodle.
"What a scam-a! I don't-a even know-a what bells-a are!" said Mario.
"Aww... sucks for you... 3,000 bells." said the poodle.
"Forget it. Let's got Mario." said Link.
"Your not going anywhere." said the poodle, pulling out a thinning comb and a full bottle of hairspray. "Nobody's leaving until I get 3,000 bells." said the poodle, losing the accent and getting more serious.
"Yaahhhh!" screeched the poodle as it ran at Mario and Link.
"Take this green man!" said the poodle to Link, putting the thinning comb in Link's hair, and pulling it back real fast.
"Owwwwww!! My hair!!" yelled Link.
She jumped back and pulled out a lighter and her hairspray. She shot fire like a flamethrower and Mario's eyebrows were singed off.
"That's-a it... you can mess-a with my-a hair, you can kill me-a, but when you mess-a with the eyebrows you-a die!!" said Mario. He charged her and stabbed her legs with his mohawk.
"Owww! I'm crippled!" screamed the poodle.
To get her to shut up, they duct taped her mouth and tied her to a chair.
"This hurts us more than it hurts you." said Link, locking her in a dark closet.
Mario somehow combed his hair back to how it was, yet it was still blue, and he still had no eyebrows. He threw on his hat, and they walked out of the store.
"So-a much for-a the name Happyville" said Mario.