Sorry for not doing anything- but I got NO reviews!! And then I died! Then I was reincarnated into my… evil twin sister! So, yeah, a lot happens when you go to visit your home in good, old California from your home in bad, old New Jersey! So… yeah!
Anyway, I apologize for making Lionheart and Spottedleaf die at the same time… But I'm too lazy to change anything. So… ONTO THE STORY!!
And special thanks to my friend, LeafClan Fan! She emailed me the last part of the story… I was running out of ideas! (And I still am… -cough- -cough-)
"LIONHEART!!" A booming voice yelled from behind the golden cat. Shoot. It was GAVELSTAR!! What had Lionheart done to end up in front of LawClan again?
"Lionheart," the big tabby repeated, "You are charged with breaking into Leafecho's house and stealing all of her cookies, coffee, candle, all three million of her cell phones, AND her Wii! Do you plead guilty or not guilty?"
"Who's Leafecho?" Lionheart inquired.
"That is not the question. But Leafecho is that marvelous she-cat over there. She is more beautiful than dawn and dusk. Cleverer than the wise old owl. Kinder than… kind can be! And rich enough to pay me to say all that!"
"I don't remember paying him to say that…" Leafecho muttered.
"Of course not, darling," I said, "But I paid him to say that."
"But effectively, you ARE me! After all, that IS your nickname!"
"True, darling, true. But I felt like-"
"Making fun of yourself?"
"No-"
"Then what did you want to do?"
"I was about to tell-"
"And why haven't you answered me yet?"
"Well, maybe it would have to do with your talk-"
"And do you think I should go and flirt with Leafclaw now?"
"Well, if that means you'd stop talking then ye-"
"And when can I become ruler of Starclan?"
"When will you finally stop talking?"
"Never."
"Then consider that your answer."
"But would you want to be ruler of Starclan?"
"Well, see, I'm an atheist so I don't-"
"Exactly! And since you are me; and you want to be ruler of Starclan, I want to be ruler of Starclan! And will you write yourself to be ruler of Starclan?"
"Well, I'm athei-"
"Exactly! And once again, since you are me and you are ruler of Starclan, I am ruler of Starclan!"
Suddenly Leafecho disappeared because she remembered that she was "taking a long trip to the Tribe of Rushing Water". And because of the power saw in my hands. But pay no attention to that little detail.
"Gasp."
"Gasp."
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"GASP!"
"GASP!"
"GASP!"
"ALRIGHT ALREADY!!" I yelled. "WHAT IS IT WITH THE EXTREMELY LOUD GASPS?!" I looked in the crowd of cats swarming me, gasping, and saw Firepaw.
"We always knew you were cruel!" he meowed, "But are you really so evil as to take our tails?"
"What…?" I was totally mystified.
"You said something about details!" he yelled, "When you tried to declaw us, you tried to take our claws away! Detailing means to take away our tails!! Oh my giant Starclan. I think I have to go and pay a looooong visit to the Tribe of Rushing Water."
Like Leafecho, he seemed a little scared of the power saw in my hands. But let's ignore that detail once again.
"Gasp."
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"AUGH!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!" I yelled again. "I AM NOT TRYING TO TAKE YOUR TAILS OFF!!"
The gathered cats seemed to not hear me, probably because of their selective hearing. But they soon ran off, claiming to be scheduled for a cruise to the Tribe of Rushing Water. Maybe it was the power saw again, but let's ignore that detai- that piece of information.
"Gasp."
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"WHAT NOW?!" I screamed again. Firepw was, once again, in the crowd and he replied, angrily,
"Stop torturing innocent things! Why are you trying to take the tail off Informationpaw? You just said you were going to take a piece of him! And with your obsession of detailing cats, you MUST be trying to take his tail!"
"It's all a dream," I muttered. " I'm not having this day. This is only a nightmare. I'll never eat alligator before going to bed again."
Suddenly all the cats disappeared again. And I don't think it was because of my power saw. I saw Gavelstar in front of my shouting,
"LIONHEART!! You are charged with breaking into Leafecho's house and stealing all of her cookies, coffee, candle, all three million of her cell phones, AND her Wii! Do you plead guilty or not guilty?" I understood now! It WAS a dream! Maybe that was why I had a bump on my head that looked like a piano had hit me there!
"Who's Leafecho?" Lionheart inquired.
"That is not the question. But Leafecho is that marvelous she-cat over there. She is more beautiful than dawn and dusk. Cleverer than the wise old owl. Kinder than… kind can be! And rich enough to pay me to say all that!"
"I don't remember paying him to say that…" Leafecho muttered.
"Of course not, darling," I said, "But I paid him to say that."
"But effectively, you ARE me! After all, that IS your nickname!"
"True, darling, true. But I felt like-"
"Making fun of yourself?"
"No-"
"Then what did you want to do?"
"I was about to tell-"
"And why haven't you answered me yet?"
"Well, maybe it would have to do with your talk-"
"And do you think I should go and flirt with Leafclaw now?" AIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIE!! THE NIGHTMARE ISN'T OVER YET!!
Sorry people, but I forgot where I was going with the story… I was going to punish Lionheart somehow for stealing my Wii… and then Firepaw put me in his dungeons and I forgot what I was going to do to him… So I guess you'll have to wait! By the way, Leafecho IS my nickname, so that's why I put her in. She is not an imposter claiming to be me. However, her talkative-ness of her hyper-ness has NOTHING to do with me! Nope! Ooooh! Shiny turtles!
Lefy!