A/N: I'm so extremely SORRY for the wait. It didn't count on it (the wait) being sooo long.
Reviewers: Thankyuu for the awesome reviews!! -heart-
Haha I dunno why y'all hating on Karin. She hasn't done anything… yet.
PLEASE REMEMBER: THIS IS A SASUSAKU FIC!!
Warning: Short, fast-paced Chappie. You have been warned.
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He finally hung up with a frustrated sighed.
Did she HAVE to call just then?
To be completely honest… he'd rather finish his dream…
Screaming agitatedly and punching his pillow a few more times, he got up and slowly took strides to the bathroom.
He looked down at his erected member.
Perhaps a cold shower will suffice?
He groaned. It had twitched again.
Okay… Maybe two cold showers…
"Blerrghh…" She rinsed the sickening taste out of her mouth with the clean water. Looking up at her reflection, she nearly scared at shit out of herself.
Oh…
She looked horrible.
She had been up all night with the worst upset stomach she'd had in years. Waking up in the middle of the night and throwing up constantly.
She didn't want Neji to worry and see her like this so she quickly ran from his suite before it had gotten any worse.
And it did.
Her hair was a pink mess. There were dark bags under her eyes. Her face pale and thin, looking like she got the life sucked out of her. Her eyes were cloudy and watery from queasiness.
Eh…
She looks like a sickly dieing anorexic panda.
Turning the tap knob she watched as her cupped hands fill with flowing clear, clean water. Without looking at herself again she splashed the cool fluid on her weary face.
Then Sakura felt a hand on her shoulder. Slowly turning her head, familiar dark eyes gazed worriedly at her.
For a moment…
'Sasuke?'
"Sakura. Are you Okay?"
But his voice wasn't Sasuke's…
"Itachi onii-chan…" she let out unconsciously.
The older man soothingly patted her back.
"…I'm okay." She said with an uneasy smile. Small drops of water from her wet fringe dripped down her face.
"Sakura…" Itachi said as his other hand went to her forehead.
His face scrunched up in confusion.
She didn't have much of a fever.
"You don't have much of a fever."
…
Right then it hit the both of them.
Like a hammer right on the head.
She bit her lip nervously. Not really sure if it was in dread or delight.
"Could you be…"
The raven haired man said slowly.
Please. Please. Please. Don't say it.
"… Pregnant…?"
No! She wasn't… there was… no way…she was…
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Sasuke stepped out of his room straight pass the coffee table. It was until he saw the shiny metal glimmer of an object on his table he did a double take.
Odd.
He thought as he picked up the clippers.
He didn't remember ever using them and leaving them there…
His onyx eyes narrowed.
Had someone been snooping around?
'Okay. Okay. You can do this.'
'No. No. You can't.'
'Not helping. And how hard can it be. Just casually walk in there… grab it and go!'
'Easier said than done!'
'Like I said. NOT HELPING!'
'I'm just stating the facts. I mean. What if someone see?!'
She stopped on the spot and looked at her reflection at the closest, random shop window.
The green eyed girl was disguised in a stylist trucky cap, successfully hiding her pink tresses and wore thin framed deep red glasses, attempting to hide a bit more of her face… You could hardly tell who she was…
'Err. If they see they're not likely to recognize…'
'But still you never know…'
'Ahh. I didn't know you were such a coward.'
'I'm not a coward!'
'So prove it!'
'I don't—'
'Proveeeee it!'
And so she walked on… to the nearest pharmacy.
He flopped down comfortable on his sofa.
Thank Kami. His job was finally over.
All the filming for him was done.
Well actually not completely. He had some more 'love scenes' with Karin. But they have apparently found someone to take his place. Which was a good thing… He wouldn't know what his guilt would do to him if anyone and Sakura especially, saw him having 'fake sex' with Karin.
They were filming the rest of the movie today. That's why Karin had called. She called to inform him about it and ask him if he was going to show up and meet his stand in.
And Sasuke being Sasuke…
He didn't bother to go.
He was actually surprised they had found someone at all!
But apparently his face wasn't like Sasuke's at all. Only the hair. So they have to cut it roughly and combine it with as much real Sasuke clips as possible. And these days… technology could give you that.
He grabbed for the remote and turned on his plasma.
He didn't know why he even bothered to turn it on. His mind was focused elsewhere… The sound coming from the screen was completely drained out. His eyes starring into space…
He hadn't thought much about the dream last night.
But now that he thought about not thinking about it…
It consequently made him think about it!
It was… she… and he…
He groaned.
Stupid dream.
Why did it have to seem so real?
Why did he even have to dream about it at all…
Was it subconsciously lurking in the back of in head for so long it has to be freed from the hidden depths?
Was it because… he had wanted the same situation between him and her to happen for so long that he had to see it for himself? Even if was in a mere dream…?
Was this break meaningless after all?
He shook his head in revelation.
He needed to know she—
SLAM!
………
Ding!
The door chimed as Sakura nervously walked in.
'Remember… Grab and go!'
'But I have to pay for it!'
'Paying for it is like the and! It doesn't need to be said!'
'What?'
'Oh geeze… just go find it!!'
Looking around, back and forth, paranoid the girl carefully checked for any on-lookers maker sure no one was looking at her she sighed in relief and walked to the 'pregnancy' section.
Oh God.
There were sooo many of them.
She had no idea what she needed to get.
Maybe if she… looking at the unattended clerk putting up some shampoo bottles on the opposite rack…
She decided it was best to ask…
………………………
Sometime later…
Ding!
She happily walked out of there with 'Mummies To Be?' Most accurate Pregnancy test.
…SLAM!
Not bothering to knock, an angry blonde haired man stormed through the door.
"What the fuck is this?" The man that intruded waved a big, cut-opened yellow envelope at the darker haired man.
Dark eyes scanned the package. He wasn't exactly sure what was in it. But he had a pretty good idea.
Ah. So that's why the scissors were there…Naruto had left them on the table.
"Is this why? You know the reason?" He threw the envelope at the sitting man's feet.
"…" The Uchiha didn't know what to say.
It would seem someone had found out his little secret.
"You're a damn fucking idiot you know! How could you do this?!"
Sasuke glared. "So you're the one that's been sneaking around here? What the hell are you doing snooping around you dobe."
He was a lot calmer than usual.
"How could you do this to her! She has a right to know!"
Suddenly, Sasuke stood up. Leveling with his friend's stare.
"Don't you dare say anything to Sakura." He warned threateningly, his tone was low and dangerous.
"What you don't think she has a right to know?!"
"Just mind your own fucking business and keep your mouth shut!!" Sasuke exploded.
Naruto started at him incredulously.
How could they not have notice what was going on?
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Next morning…
TOKYO TIMES
Top Headline—
SAKURA BLOOMS: CHERRY-CHAN HAS A CHIBI-CHERRY ON THE WAY?!
From an again anonymous source, yesterday afternoon we got handed, not one… BUT two startling photos. But why is this photograph any different to the many we get everyday? Because…!!
In this picture you see Cherry (Haruno Sakura) in a pharmacy holding what it seems to be… perhaps some pregnancy pills?!
We couldn't fully identify the package in her hands… but! However the bold label of the brand was visible. 'MTB' in a square, in black. Everyone knows this company only specializes in pregnancy stuff!
Our team had went to that same local pharmacy (Chou-ku district) wanting to ask and confirm this astounding commotional rumor…
Although she couldn't tell us what it was that Haruno Sakura had bought due to the purchaser's privacy policy reasons, she did say the woman in the picture was the singing sensation and she had no doubt walked in nervously with a disguise and left with the mystery purchase in her hand.
Clarifying the photo— (Left image): It was because her clever disguise had a minor flaw (circled in red). Through flickering about, one unmistakable pink lock had fallen from her cap…
Most popular up roaring questions are…
Sakura! Are you really pregnant?
How is this going to work with you on a break and all?
Does Sasuke know?
Well, if he doesn't know anything about it. He sure does now. (For which we are deeply sorry, Sakura. But this seemed to have spread so quickly within only 12 hours.)
But always remember…
Your fans will always be here and there for you!
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FOR: SAKURA BLOOMING? NEJI IS BACK? Read more. Page 9.
A/N: End here… Haha I missed writing my articles… and… I know I know.
-Dodges flying objects- THAT LONG WAIT FOR THIS STUPID SHORT ASS CHAPTER!?
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Yeah. Soo sorry. School is taking it's toll once again. And to make things worse… I just started my STUPID NEW school on Wednesday. ARGHH! I hateee it with a passion!
Gomen naa. -sigh-
Oh and if you're wondering. YEAH. Naruto had found out the REASON why Sasuke asked for the break!
But still... Please Review naa! (:D)
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As much as I would like to... I'm sorry but I don't have to time to reply to everyone's reviews! And if I reply one. My inner self will probably make me reply the rest of them… Soo… if you've got a question pop it into your review! –smiley face-
Dun dun dun! … Not-so-good answers to your not-so-good questions!! (Hehe. Kidding.)
When sasuke said "he had karin's body in his arms" does that mean that they were having sex or what...?
Noo. Haha they were just kissing (ya know for the movie) and obviously it had to be a 'passionate' one so he was holding her.
Is he gonna cheat with Karin!?
Err. Hmm………… Haha well… You don't know if he's done it or is going to do it with Karin or not yet... Hell, I don't even know that… so I can't give you a valid answer.
If he DARES to do it with Karin... well, do you think you could get Sakura to leave his two-timing ass?
IF he DID DARE to do it with Karin. Of course Sakura's gonna leave his cheating ass! THAT'S 'IF!' I-F. IF!
Will she accept the deal Neji offered her?
Weeeell, we'll see possibly next chapter.
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Well that's it!
P.S. Have you read my NaruIno (Found: Lost Cheesy Grins) one-shot?... Since there was NaruIno in here already… Thought u might be interested. And there's SasuSaku in it as well! (:D)