(( Disclaimer: No, I do not own KH. ))
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CH 2: The Hokey Pokey Remix?
After the bathroom dilemma, Namine had made her way back into her room with a deep sigh; mumbling under her breath about how she could ruin the Organization by leaking out all their dirty little secrets. She could probably write an entire novel on Marluxia's secrets alone. Slowly opening the overly large white door to her room, the Memory Witch took a single step into her quarters, only to pause in complete horror. Why in the world was Marluxia standing there? Oh, and would you look at that; surprise, surprise, that it's Marluxia of all people. Doesn't he have anything else better to do with his free time than to annoy the shit out of poor Namine? Not to mention that the Graceful Assassin was wearing one of her dresses, which is probably what had caused her to halt in all action in the first place. It was bad enough that he was even in her room, but getting his germs all up on her clothes, now that was where he had crossed the line! Blinking at the male a few times, the girl calmly closed her eyes; bringing in a deep breath before letting it out. Giving a growled complaint to the intruder.
"Oi! Marluxia, what the?! What are you doing in one of my dresses, and-"
It was then when the female had spotted it. Spotted none other than her brand new, not even opened yet, eye liner in his right hand. And I'm not talking about just any old eyeliner, oh no. No no, I'm talking about the good stuff. The Cover girl point plus that costs like five bucks for a single stick is what I'm talking about. You can mess with a woman's territory, you can probably get away with messing with a woman's clothes, but when it comes to her makeup; let's face it. You're good as dead. Obviously no one had informed the little faggot of these conditions. Heh, oh well. Too bad. Guess he's about to learn the hard way.
"Is that MY eye liner? Ugh, you teabagger, that is it! Get out of my room before I chop off your penor, shove it down your throat and choke you with it!"
Being absolutely furious by now, Namine storms over to the stunned Marluxia, grabbing him by that mop he called hair, and manages to drag his stupid ass back to the door. Snatching her eye liner from him while shoving him forward with a push as the girl slammed the door in his face with every ounce of strength she owned. Which isn't a lot considering her size, but she can still pack a little something. And, as for the eye liner, well, she's not going to wear it now obviously since he got his skank smell all up on the stick. But she would rather burn the substance than to see Marluxia walking around with a smug expression as her wore her eye liner. Thinking he won or some random, make believe story like that of his. We all know how his pretend, fairy tail stories come out. God modding himself which is quite funny, considering how much of a pansy the male is.
Still lost inside his fear of the angered Memory Witch, Marluxia turned to slink off; hoping that she wouldn't follow since that kind of scared number XI. All I have to say is good. He deserved it. Still being in her dress though, the pink haired male ended up walking past Zigbar's room which had the door wide open. This only fueling Marluxia's curiosity and was bound to end in someone getting hurt. That, or ass raped. Being nosy, he smirked before sticking his head in to take a peek; wanting to see what the Free Shooter does with his free time when no one is looking. Blinking a few times, XI's mouth dropped open as he stared at the dancing Zigbar, seeing him shake his butt to the Hokey Pokey; techno style remix. Watching him with a sinister smirk, drool started to foam at the side of Marluxia's mouth; followed by a little giggle that made him sound like a Japanese school girl.
"So THAT'S what the Ziggster does with his free time."
Hearing the feminine laugh, Zigbar instantly turned around, spotting the fellow Organization member that was standing in his doorway like a blooming idiot. Watching his goodies while he shook his milkshake. And yes, apparently his milkshake really did bring all the boys to the yard. Letting out a manly girl scream, much the way a naked woman would in those old, black and white movies, Zigbar glared at the other male before reaching over to grab a can of his hairspray. Chucking the can as hard as he could at Marluxia's face. Of course it made contact, managing to spray at the same time which got into the Assassin's eyes. Resulting in Marluxia throwing himself onto the floor, rolling around while screaming out in horror. I so wish right now that I could say he spontaneously combusted into flames and died on impact, but that would let the asshat off too easily. So, back to Zigbar, who was currently ignoring his screams. Stepping over his body to leave off in a huff of anger, Ziggy stuck his nose into the air on his departure. How dare he interrupt a grown man when he's in the middle of a groove!
Insert an adorable, trying to be innocently evil, chibi laugh here. Wait, can chibi's even be evil? I honestly have no idea.
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(( A/N: XD I really don't know what to say about this chapter... so uh... Chapter three here I come. ))