(( Disclaimer: Nope. I don't own KH ))

(( A/N: Weee.. parody.. okay... ))

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CH 3: Saix's face goes to college...

Later that evening...

Namine was sitting in the parlor drawing away in her sketch pad by now, having Demyx sitting across from her while he played around with a couple of old magazines. More like cutting out the bodies of people and was pretending they were 'action figures' slash paper confetti. Uh huh, action figures? More like barbie dolls but we'll play along just to make Demyx feel better about his feminine ways; right you guys? Agree with me because I say so. Well, every now and then, the male would glance at her for a moment before looking away until looking back to the girl which was seriously starting to get old. Having the Melodious Nocturne do this at least ten times caused her eyebrow to twitch slightly, followed by the Special Nobody looking up to blink at him in an irritated way. Giving him a 'can I help you' look. After a while, Demyx finally opened his mouth to speak; looking away while he talked to her since he didn't have the balls to say it while looking the witch directly in the eyes.

"I hate you..."

Namine blinked to his choice in words, giving a confused expression but allowed it to slide. Instantly replying to him without even having to put any mind to what words she would use. Saying the first thing that came to her mind, she commented him, dropping her crystal blue gaze back onto the drawing she was currently working on since she was multi-talented and didn't need to look at the boy while talking.

"Yeah? Well, not as much as I hate you..."

Hearing her come up with something so fast, Demyx pouted, going to think of another come back. This taking him a few seconds while he tried to think of the best thing to say. Drawing a blank in that tiny mind of his, the rocker grinned when a word finally came to him. Instantly giving a nod to himself before parting his lips to speak. Obviously he was proud of coming up with something on his own. Wow, what a shocker. And yes, that was sarcasm.

"...freak..."

By now, a smirk had crossed Namine's light pink lips, having the blonde allow her bangs to hide her eyes while they glistened with what she was about to say next. If that was the best he could think of, then all hope was lost for him. Not looking up from her drawing, the girl slipped down into her chair a little more, getting comfy before speaking to him since it really didn't involve much effort on her part. Not even skipping a beat before she spoke out to him, the female gave a cocky reply, ending up being a nice little comment on his element of attack.

"Best costumer at Bath and Body Works..."

Hearing those words, Demyx started to tear up, mouth instantly dropping open before he stared at her with a hurt expression. Opening and closing his mouth a few times, as if he was about to say something but decided against it, he suddenly burst out into tears. Covering his face while he screamed into his hands, sobbing like there was no tomorrow. Drama. Don't you just love it? Once again, sarcasm.

"Larexen said she would never tell!"

Sniffling and coughing into his palms, his words came out muffled. But not muffled to the point where Namine couldn't make them out. Actually, she heard every syllable loud and clear, seeing how he had managed to scream it out after a cough. Though, as if on cue, all the way on the other side of the castle, Saix was taking a shower when he paused. Looking up all serious like, as if he had just remembered something.

"My Demyx senses are tingling..."

Instantly, and not even drying himself off I might add, Saix popped up at the crying Demyx's side in a towel, already getting pissed at Namine without even knowing what had happened. All he knew was that Demyx was crying and that was enough to put him into Berserk mode. Go figure. Pointing an index finger at the girl, the blue haired male glared; grinding his teeth together while his other hand held a damp, soapy towel around his waist.

"I'll kill you!"

As if on cue himself, Zexion came up behind Namine while she sat in her chair. Blinking at the half naked male in front of her, Namine rested her sketch pad in her lap before lightly shaking her head. Hearing The Cloaked Schemer approach, the Special Nobody then laid her head back against the chair; looking up to him with an innocent expression as he stood above her. Zexion, having heard the entire thing, blinked to Saix in a bored way. Giving off the vibe that the Luna Diviner wasn't even worth his effort to speak towards.

"Saix, don't you have your pubic hairs to go braid or something?"

Saix, who was currently petting the still sobbing Demyx, looked up to glare at number VI; picking up Demyx in order to carry him off over his shoulder; which only proved that he couldn't think of anything to come back with. Pathetic loser. Watching the two leave into a portal of darkness, the hot Organization member spoke out upon their departure; lightly crossing his arms as the two fled.

"Fucking cum slushy..."

Hearing Zexion speak, Namine blinked a few times, flicking her gaze onto the doorway that was now starting to vanish before she peered back to her savior; tilting her head curiously. As if she hadn't understood something.

"Um... Zexion-sama, I thought you said Xemnas was a cum slushy."

Now dropping his gorgeous blue gaze down to her, he stared at her from behind his bangs; shaking his head before he closed those memorizing orbs of his.

"No, Xemnas is a cum muffin. There's a difference."

Namine continued to stare at him, trying to understand the difference between being a cum muffin and cum slushy before she nodded gently. Having her attention stolen by another portal of darkness that had opened right behind VI. Letting Axel appear behind Zexion while the red head reached out in order to poke him in the shoulder. Zexion, still having his eyes closed, calmly spoke out upon Axel's actions. Warning him of his personal space in advance.

"Touch me with that finger and I will rip your arm off and beat you with it."

Axel, who was stunned by the way Zexion known he was there without even seeing him, pouted while pointing to the ceiling in an excited gasp of amazement.

"Ohhh, what's that!?"

Then, as if ordered to do so, the fire user reached over to steal Namine away. Thinking that The Cloaked Schemer wasn't paying attention.

And thus, the plot thickens...

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(( A/N: Either chapter four or chapter five will be where Kairi and Sora come in... FUN FUN! Review and let me know what you think so far people! ))