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Chapter Four: "Doooby Doooby Dooo"...

Our story now continues within one of the many closets in Castle Oblivion, the sound of a pull-string light being turned on was then heard, sounding more like the quack of a duck in heat then that of an actual click when a dim black light came on; having Namine's dress beaming so bright that Axel had to look away in order to shield his eyes. Screaming like a little fan girl, the man then held out another costume for the female to wear. Already knowing what he was about to say, the girl's eye twitched slightly; getting into an arguing manor. Staring at the the costume with her crystal blue orbs, the girl's teeth clenched down while the Special Nobody slightly growled under her breath. He had to be out of his freaking mind! There was no way that the Memory Witch would be caught dead in something as exposing as that. She might as well run around naked if she were to even think of putting on such a piece of clothing. Wait, scratch that, because most people would like it too much if she had done that. Anyways, Namine had her arms at her sides with her hands already turning into fists by this point; those orbs of hers blazing with fury. All the while having Axel wave his free hand around, as if trying to act out the scene of her putting on the Playboy bunny costume.

"Put it on!"

The Special Nobody unclenched her hands, bringing her left hand up to be placed on her hip in an utterly annoyed fashion now while drumming the digits against that hip before she flicked her eyes up to glare at Axel through her blonde bangs. Making sure that the look she was giving him was enough to scare the living hell out of even the scariest of lady bugs. Namine then blinked unamused to the fire user, looking away with protest.

"There's no way I'm going to wear that and serve those faggots like I was your some kind of slave."

Since they had been having this conversation long before you even joined in, just play along and pretend that you understand what's going on. Just nod your head and say yes, it always works for my friend; Hinata. Axel then stares down at her for a moment, lowering his voice some in order to sound alluring; but was failing. Miserably. Worse then Lord Semen, aka Seymour from Final Fantasy X. We call him Semen, so just agree with us. You know you want to. Wait, forget that, Hinata said for you to agree with us or no more updating. She's so evil. Okay, moving on; Axel shook his head slightly while putting his hands on his hips as a smirk fused with the tone of the next syllables at which he was about to speak.

"Look, it was either you or Saix. And since he wouldn't put on the costume, then you're the lucky victim."

Namine purses her lips out, re-crossing her arms as those gorgeous eyes of hers lowered to the floor; trying to hold herself back from strangling him. Oh, guess what?! We shall sing for you now; La! And, we're done. Fun's out, moving on to other business, again. Damn, seems like we have A.D.H.D or something, but you know what, A.D.H.D doesn't have anything on; oh look ...a puppy! Weeee! And yes, yes I agree. Hinata is a cereal killer. She's a beast with her double bladed spoon of the mystical my little pony.

"Well then, if you like it so much then why don't you wear it?"

After Namine spoke, Axel flipped his greasy hair back, managing to make the dry locks stand on end when a moth had fluttered out from the tresses, sticking his nose in the air like he was all that. Having a moth fly out of his hair? Talk about empty headed. Striking a fabulous pose while thrusting his butt out a bit too far, the red head managed to cause an avalanche of snow balls and candy apples to fall onto the Flurry of Flames; now grinning from ear to ear and not seeming to even noticed the pile of rubble that was slowly starting to eat away at his flesh.

"I know I'm sexy, but purple really doesn't flatter my good looks. And besides... I tried it on. The corset makes my hips look big."

The last part was slightly mumbled as Axel's smile turned into a slight frown. Hearing some disappointment in his voice made the corners of Namine's lips to quiver up some, then went back to the death glare. Apparently his pain amuses the witch. About five minutes later, Axel had smirked darkly; trying to be evil but only succeeding in making the smirk look more like that of a little gay boy who had just walked by a sale at Abercrombie and Finch. Rolling her eyes to how pathetic the guy was, Namine reached out to snatch the garment from his hand; holding the costume by the clothes hanger while shoving him out of the closet. Slamming the door before going to quickly change into the purple cosplay outfit; being that of a cute little playmate. Having the corset, matching bunny ears and tail, and not to forget the bow tie and cuffs for her hands; topped off with pantie ho stockings and a pair of tiny high heels. Okay, on any other girl that would just look slutty, but on the Special Nobody, that just sounds so adorable. And besides, she would rather get this over with then to spend another second locked in this stinking closet with that freak.

After a few minutes, the blonde slowly opened the door, staring at him while secretly plotting her revenge. And no, she won't play the avenger in the bathroom... not yet anyways. Just picking. She's too cool for that. leisurely grinning to way he had won the argument, Axel nodded in approval to her body. Won the argument? Ha, we think not. Namine doesn't give in, nor does she play games. She's only waiting until the right time to put her devious plans into action. Hench, the reason Kairi comes to the castle later this evening. Speaking to the female after she had exited the closet, Axel chuckled gleefully.

"Now see, that wasn't so hard."

Sweetly looking to the so called male, her large blue eyes sparkled with innocence; her petite hand moving up to her mouth. Parting her pink lips ever so softly, the female gently placed her index finger into her mouth, biting down some on the digit's end; making her seem so shy and timid. The way a virgin would look after being asked to expose herself. Forcing a small blush to creep along her cheeks, the girl moved in her stance to make her left hip stick out more then the right. Rubbing her left leg against the right while her form turned just enough so that her bunny tail and nicely toned butt was showing. Obviously leading him on since she hated the bastards guts. Pulling the finger from her mouth in a seductive manor when she heard his words about speaking on how she had gave such a fuss, the blonde gave him an alluring smile. Speaking her words through clenched teeth, letting the venom like words slip from her lips before narrowing her eyes to the despicable Organization member.

"I. Hate. You."

Axel then smirks again, that turning into a small smile, then quickly pulling in back to a smirk. Obviously he couldn't make up his mind on what he wanted to do with his facial expressions. Shrugging his shoulders before looking away from the adorable female, he spoke out again, letting her know that the feeling was mutual.

"Hahaha... besides, Luxord promised me that if I had gotten someone to serve drinks at his strip poker game tonight, he would leave Roxas tied up for me in my closet later."

Staring at him like he lost it, the Memory Witch then shakes her head from side to side softly; trying not to laugh at Roxas's pain. After all, Axel was scary and being tied up in his closet would end with years of therapy and loads of medication before XIII would even be able to sleep again.

"..I feel sorry for Roxas... even if he is a cry baby..."

The Flames of Fury gaped at the Special Nobody; his green eyes growing big. Stunned by her words as he just stared on, not really having anything to come back with as he started to laugh historically until snorting which caused him to quickly stop. Obviously he's on some kind of meth or something because that guy is crazy. Talk about dropping some acid, jeez. And if he starts hallucinating and starts to stab at his chest with a spoon, screaming there's demons inside him; Namine is running. That's just scary beyond all belief.

"...ah...hmph!"

Number VIII then turned on his heels, making his back face her as a look of hurt crossed his facial features. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Lexaeus and Roxas drift into the scene all slow like, bobbing up and down in the air like they were flying to the beat of 'The Dance of the Sugar Plum fairies'; while they were currently humming the tune I might add. Well, more like Roxas was humming the song while Lexaeus scowled as if he had been forced into the whole act. XIII was kind of singing with that creepy, stalker type voice that kind of puts you in the mind set of someone who goes around peeping into windows. Don't ask, because I really don't want to know; it scares me to think about it. What was worse, now get this people because I'm not repeating myself, the two were dressed in pink, frilly tutu's; equipped with sparkling fairy wings and a magical pixie wand that lights up when they push some button on the side. Those things can be really annoying actually, especially the ones that play music. I hate those! Well, back to the prancing Organization members of who knows what.

The two had their bodies suspended from a support beam high over Namine and Axel's heads, dangling and dancing to their little hummed song which from the angel that Namine was forced to witness, wasn't a pretty one. Well, Roxas had continued until the Nobody had gotten to a part within the song where he suddenly paused in mid-tune, allowing Lexaeus to go, 'Doooby Doooby Dooo', in an extremely deep voice. It was as if the two had practiced this or something ahead of time. Having an annoyed expression cross the Silent Hero's face as he glowered at number XIII. Floating in a circle around Axel's head, Roxas continued to sing, that is until he forgot the words of the song. Um, how can you possibly forget the words to a song when you're freaking humming the tune?! God he's suck a dumb ass! Anyways, after coming to a halt in his song, the two suddenly blew into their hands, making a powered substance explode into Axel's face. Little did he know that it was a mixture of cooking flower and cat litter.

Instantly screaming from the contact it made with his eyes, the male started running around in circles; flailing his arms like he was trying to be a galloping Ostrich that was searching for his long, lost mate of tomato sauce. Namine stared at this, slightly shaking her head before turning to walk away. Rubbing her temples as her cute bunny ears bounced against her silky blonde tresses lightly; her fuzzy cotton tail wiggling as she walked. Aww, so cute! Turning the corner, she left the three men there to sing their cancan song while throwing their legs up into the air in a line dance.

"I think I would rather put up with Luxord and his strip poker game then that..."

And thus, she goes off to find that tea-drinking brit bastard. The wemens, they love him. Why? Hell if I know, it's one of those things where no one really understands what is going on so they just follow along with what everyone else is doing.

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(( A/N: Hehe, as you can tell, my friend Hinata helped with the crazy outbursts of that chapter. She's also the master mind who helped with another parody of mine called, 'The Golden Randomness.' Okay, well, we're off to work on chapter five since Hinata is Kairi to my Namine. Now I can finally bring Kairi in and have her help with how the story and it's random crazy feeling. ))