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Chapter Five: Oh No Kool-aid Man...
Still dressed in her costume, Namine walked into the kitchen, finding Luxord and his buddies playing strip poker already. Having Larxene, Xaldin, Saix, and Zigbar half naked by the time the witch had entered. Flicking her eyes over to Vexen who was exiting the room after grabbing himself something to drink, Namine then walks over, bangs in her face while being distant from everyone. Her anger radiating off her body while glaring at Axel as the male strolled in not long after the girl had. Putting some sake down in front of the half naked people, the blonde growled before straighting her posture to cross her arms. If Zexion had seen this, all hell would break loose. Axel better be glad that the Cloaked Schemer wasn't in the room is all I have to say.
Then, all of a sudden, as if in one of those action movies where the awesome theme songs plays and loud bomb sounds are going off in the back ground; Sora bursts through the wall like the Kool-aid man. Already being dressed in a Barney suit as he says 'Oh yeah!,' at the top of his lungs. Oh no Kool-aid man, look what you've done to our beautiful home. Haha, Dane Cook. He's so freaking hilarious. Anyways, jumping at the same time of turning mid-air, Axel turned around in order to come face to face with Sora who had already changed back into his normal clothes that quickly. Wow, I wonder where he got all of his practice from. Maybe we should ask Kairi about that one. Okay, just picking. Kairi called me a whore for saying that. Yes, I'm evil, bwaha. Back to the story. Sora then looks to Namine all serious like, his blue eyes going wide; thinking she was Kairi since he's such a reject.
"Kairi?! You got... short? And... uh. Blonde?"
Standing beside Namine by now, Axel lightly shook his head while closing his eyes to speak. Trying to seem like a bad ass which wasn't working since Namine was glaring at him from the corner of her eye. Burning holes into that empty head of his which was making him feel uncomfortable.
"No no no, this is Namine. Namine, got it memorized?"
While speaking, the Flurry of Flames had gently tapped his right index finger against his head before finishing, opening his eyes as if he had to think about what he was about to say next. Concentrating really, really hard because it could be seen in his eyes how much the red head was trying to focus on this.
"N.. A.. M..."
Pausing to think more, not to mention that he was talking to himself while counting on his fingers. He was trying to finish her name by counting the finger tips to his left hand while pointing them out with the right. Kind of the way a third grader counts up to ten when the teacher asks them the answer to a question; containing math. But since we're speaking of how to spell a name here, Axel was way off with his methods of trying to think. Then he just gives up and blurts out the only thing that he could think of.
"Uh... NAY?"
Just a few moments after Axel had made himself look like a blooming idiot, Kairi had walked in, correcting Axel without even missing a beat. Obviously she had heard the whole conversation from outside. Jeez, how loud does that guy talk anyways?!
"N. A. M. I. N. E. Namine, got that memorized?!"
Standing there all confused, the Memory Witch just stared at the weird people around her. Blinking a few times as to why they were currently arguing about how to spell her name before having a sudden thought hit her. How in the world did Kairi and Sora even here in the first place?
"Uh, guys? How did you get in?"
Sora smiles all goofy like before striking a pose, being the first to answer the blonde female since he blurted out the answer before Kairi even had the chance to process what the other female had said.
"The back door was open."
Then the brunette had proceed to point in the direction of a door that was saying 'Exit' in bright red letters after he spoke. How convenient. Staring at the choppy haired male, Namine nodded slowly before her attention was then grabbed by someone behind her growling. Flicking her crystal blue orbs to the left, her gaze fell onto that of Larxene who was dumbing her fingers against the kitchen table in an annoyed way. Glaring at the Keybladers who were getting on the nymphs nerves.
"Oi! Maggots, we're in the middle of something! You could have used the door you know, instead of busting down the damn wall. You ass wipe..."
Having his big, blue hues turn into adorable puppy dog eyes, Sora started to tear up as he replied to Larexen, having the Savage Nymph just stare at him in a none caring way.
"But I wanted a cool entrance!"
He had started to whine when Kairi had calmly reached over, grabbing Sora's keyblade from his hand before smacking him in the back of the head with his own weapon. Then, after handing it back to the male and giving him a soft pat on the shoulder, she walked over to Namine; blinking at Axel who was still counting on his fingers. Why he was even still thinking about that, who knows. The Princess of Heart then sighs to his ignorance before turning her attention to her own Nobody, blinking to the outfit adorned on the others body. Wow, Kairi got really mean all of a sudden, don't you think?
"Namine, why are you dressed like that? Who did it?"
A little afraid to anger the other female, Namine instantly points at the oblivious Axel before Kairi turned to glare at him. Narrowing her blue yes before her arms moved to cross along her chest, lightly tapping her foot against the white marble floor in the kitchen. Letting out a held breath, she huffs lowly before speaking in an irritated tone.
"Axel... don't make me take off my shoe."
Axel then looks up with wide eyes at the sound of his name being called, getting an offensive, yet so lost expression upon his face. God he's so clueless.
"What did I do?!"
Staring at the brunette with his wide eyes blinking in a confused fashion, the male Nobody shook his head some. Looking around to room as if trying to spot what he had done wrong. Keeping her glare upon the red head, one hand dropped from her crossed arms in order to be placed onto her hip while the other extended out to allow herself to point in Namine's direction. The Special Nobody being the only smart one in the room by keeping her mouth absolutely shut.
"Uh, look at Namine. Do I even want to ask why?"
Blinking as if it finally dawned on him, he flicked his eyes to the floor, pouting in a childish manor while the sulking male continued to whine about the whole situation. Mumbling under his breath about the full reason he had even forced the blonde to dress in such a way. "Luxord said that-"
Getting utterly annoyed by the way he was trying to keep the reason hidden, the female blurted out; cutting him short in mid sentence while pointing to her ear. Using this as a gesture to tell him that she couldn't hear him speak, let alone catch any spoken words that had left his mouth.
"Huh, what was that? Speak a little louder Axel. I can't understand what you're saying when you have Roxas' dick in your mouth."
Hearing the fellow princess speak in such a way, Namine simply blinked in a stunned manor, smirking while trying not to bust out into laughter. Shaking her head to the expression on Axel's face, which was priceless I might add, she slowly allowed her light blue orbs to float in Kairi's direction; grinning in approval that there had been someone in the room who wasn't retarded. Heh, paying Kairi to be a straight up bitch, fifty dollars. The amount to buy eighty pounds of sea salt ice cream at which it costs to bribe Sora into dressing in a Barney suit, two hundred and fifty dollars. But the look on Axel's face after that burn, PRICELESS!
"Oooh, I didn't know it was even possible to burn a fire user, but you just achieved that. Nice. Pound it..."
Namine and Kairi quickly pounded their fists together before Kairi leaned over to whisper in Namine's ear. Letting the other female know ahead of time about the next action at which she was about to undertake. Not that it really mattered since the brunette didn't give Namine enough time to register what she had said before she grabbed her and started running.
"I'm going to kidnap you in... Five. Four. NOW!"
Then, without the blonde noticing what was going on, the female keyblade wielder grabbed Namine's wrist, dragging her body behind while the Memory Witch flew through the air all chibi like. Kairi had managed to pull the memory weaver along until they had reached her room; Namine finally catching her balance after they entered the premises. Going over to her closet, she grabbed one of her white sun dresses then headed to the bathroom in order to change out of that ridiculous cosplay costume. Moments later, the female returned with a sigh of relief before strolling over to take at seat at Kairi's side on the bed. The female's mind already thinking of something devious and mischievous to do for revenge. DING! Light bulb appears over Kairi's head. Namine narrows her eyes to the vi sable light bulb, slowly starting to shake her head since she knew that this can't end well. Kairi then grins really big before screaming out, taking Namine by surprise.
"PRANKS!"
Jumping from being taken off guard, Namine yelped before falling off the bed. Staring up at Kairi who was pointing at the ceiling. Giggling to her own masterpiece of a plan, the brunette then turned to glance in the direction where Namine had previously sitting not even two seconds ago. Only to find the Memory Witch not there. Giving a confused expression to the missing female, she started to look around the room before dropping her gaze toward the floor; finally spotting the blonde
"How'd you get down there?"
What had made it worse was that Kairi had asked that in a serious voice, staring at Namine like the blonde was the crazy one here. Yeah right, sure she was. Standing abruptly, the princess moved to grab a random sketch pad of the Special Nobody before grabbing a pen and returning to the said bed; starting to write and plan out their next action while Namine continued to lay on the floor. Sighing in a soft manor as she stared at the ceiling in an absent minded fashion. The blonde knew all too well that she was about to get dragged into something that possibly won't end well.
"Let's have a sleep over while you and I prank the Organization members..."
Kairi said after awhile, breaking Namine's train of thought while an evil smirk crossed the teens lips. Namine just simply sat up in her current position on the floor, knowing there was no use to object so she simply nodded. After awhile, the girl gently pulled her knees into her chest while the other went crazy and all out with her doodling; hugging her legs while she hid her face away into her knees. Waiting to hear what was next to come.
"Okay, first thing's first. We're going to Marluxia's bathroom..."
Hearing that they had to even step foot into the pink haired male's bathroom, Namine blinked while instantly lifting her head from her knees, eyes growing wide in fear as she stared at her other self; wondering why in the hell Marluxia had to be first.
"W-WHY?!"
Hearing the question, Kairi simply gave the Special Nobody a 'Are-you-serious' look, shaking her head before standing to extend her hand out for Namine to take hold. Wanting to get a jump start on the whole operation. Confused at her friend for not already knowing what the glorious prank was, Kairi just stood there, awaiting for the blonde to either take her hand and bring her sitting body into a standing position or object upon the entire subject. Though, she couldn't help but blink to the expression Namine was giving her so she went ahead and explained her motive; letting the other female know that she wasn't going to kill Marluxia or anything. Wait, would that really even be considered a bad thing if she did?
"To put Nair in his shampoo bottle. Duh..."
Hearing the others words, the blonde sighed again, inwardly telling herself not to do this but only found herself placing her palm within the extended hand before she dragged her body up and stood on her own two feet; turning to follow Kairi out the door now.
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(( A/N: Bwahahah... and chapter six shall begin their devious plot of playing tricks on the Organization members. I know it sounds like we hate just about every character, but honestly, we have nothing against any of the characters in Kingdom Hearts; it's just fun to pick on them in an OOC manor. Well, actually we do hate Marluxia with a passion of a thousand deaths for what he did to Nami but other then that, everyone else is cool. But keep those reviews coming! They help keep me in the writing mood. ))