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Chapter Seven: My eyes, they burn...

Now, where were we in the previous chapter. Ah, yes, the cliff hanger from where Kairi was peeking her head around at the kitchen door. I'll just pick up from exactly where I had left off then; savvy? After dragging Namine the entire way down the hallway, the Princess finally released the blonde female while she slowly peeked her head around the corner, finding that the group of Organization members from before were still playing their game of cards. Heh, not as horrible and bad as you were expecting huh? Well, it was more like Xaldin and Zigbar were playing patty cake at the table the group had started playing their game around, Larxene was laying back in her chair filing her nails while the two drunks from before were messing around with a bunch of cords. Growling under her breath at her misfortune to not see what the guys were up to, Kairi grabbed Namine and pushed her through the doors first before she had followed; glancing around the room before her attention instantly turned to the Al Bhed taco who had finally managed to get his equipment hooked up.

Standing back, he examined his work of art before chuckling out while he went through Luxord's iPod touch. Why he needed so many cords for just that, who knows; it's Cid. Apparently the two had went to get the entertainment since that's what had been in the males hand when the engineer started going through the songs. Growing bored with the two, Kairi turned to face Namine now, shrugging her shoulders before she took another glance around the room.

"Okay someone is missing. There's Luxord, Larxene, Xigbar and Xaldin... so who is..."

As if it had crossed both of the girl's minds at the same time, they both glanced to each other; speaking in unison now.

"SAIX!"

Hearing his name being called, the Luna Diviner had grunted lowly, catching their attention while he was leaning over the sink; getting a drink of water from the looks of it. Though, the two had wished they had never looked in his direction; seeing the frightening sight that was sticking it's butt into the air while he sipped at his liquid refreshment. Saix was adorned in these ugly ass daisy duke shorts that were made from this shinny looking leather, but what was worse was his shirt; which consisted of a white tube top. Having the words 'slippery when wet' across the chest on and 'I work at Hooters as my day job' on the back in bright, yellow lettering. Blinking at this, the brunette lowered her voice before speaking to the Special Nobody whom was standing at her side still; afraid to see what else was about to happen. Keeping her voice above a whisper, Kairi spoke out to the witch.

"Fifty bucks says that, that's the outfit he always wears under his cloak..."

Shuddering, Namine slowly turned around, looking to Kairi as if she was out of it before slightly shaking her head. Now they were making bets?! Jeez, they were getting just about as bad as the Organization members. Sighing lowly, the blonde cupped her hands in front of her before she closed her eyes, trying to get that mental picture out of her head. She was going to be permanently scarred after this night, no doubt about that. Though, her thoughts were cut short when the song, 'Cotton Eye Joe' was heard; blasting from the speakers. This must have been the song the Al Bhed chose to play. Literally jumping to the loud song, Namine meeped out from the sudden audio before looking to Kairi almost instantly; mentally thinking that if the other had started dancing to this song as well, she was going to leave the room.

The Keyblade wielder was about to say something, going to reassure Namine that she wasn't going to dance when she had seen Saix walk past her, going over to the two speakers that were providing the source of music currently. Getting up onto the counter, he started to dance around; much the way a very bad stripper would before Xaldin choked on his own saliva; falling out of his chair. This making everyone in the room immediately stop what they were doing to stare at the dancing Saix. What in the...

Starting to actually strip now, number VII had already gotten down to just being in his leather shorts when the Savage Nymph had started to crawl over to him, attempting to be all seductive and sexy while carrying a rubber duckie in her mouth. Making her way onto the counter with the male, she reached for the blue haired males shorts; going to put the rubber duckie into the waist band but instead, she had resulted in ripping the fabric right into two pieces. Exposing the Luna Diviner to be wearing a pink, frilly thong that had a cherry on the crotch. Her pink, frilly thong that had a cherry on the crotch. Uttoh, might as well say that he's good as dead if he's wearing XII's panties.

"Wah? So you're the dick-less wonder that stole my panties!"

"Wait, these are YOURS?! DEMYX, I thought you said you bought these at Victoria Secret!"

Having the two screaming at each other over the music now, Saix then started to tear up before turning to run off; having one very pissed of Larxene chasing after his stupid ass while the teenage girls just watched at this in horror. Being tormented by something they so hadn't wanted to see, Namine and Kairi both turned around at the same time, covering their orbs while screaming out to the naked Saix.

"Ahhh! My eyes, dey burn! Are they bleeding?! NO really, ar-are they bleeding?!"

After a moment had passed with Kairi screaming about her bleeding hues, Namine started to walk away very calmly, strolling over to the kitchen sink before reaching in to pull out a spoon. Curious as to why she wanted a spoon now of all times, Kairi tilted her head, blinking at the blonde before scratching at the back of her head. Fearing that maybe, just maybe, all this had finally fried the Special Nobody's brain.

"U-Um... Namine, what are you doing?"

As if on cue, the blonde then softly replied to her counter self's question, finally retrieving the item at which she had been searching for.

"Getting a wooden spoon so I can gouge out my eyes. What did you think I was doing, getting a spoon so you can eat my ass?"

Having her eyes grow wide to her own Nobody's words, Kairi huffed lowly before reaching over to steal Larxene's cute duckie that was laying on the floor, turning to throw the thing at Namine after she had the squeak toy in hand; which was so totally intercepted by the witch who just simply side stepped. Completely avoiding the germ infested bath toy all together. Finally noticing what she had just touched, Kairi almost gaged; jerking out her scented Germ-X before pouring a giant glob into the palm of her hands. Rubbing that shit in like there was no tomorrow! While rubbing her hands together desperately, Namine just stood there watching with amusement while trying not to smile.

"No! Wait... Ewww! I have Saix penor germs and ugly transvestite drool on me now!"

Giggling at this now, Namine couldn't help but laugh at the Princess of Heart, watching the girl squirm to get not only those terrifying thoughts out of her head, but to now get the so called germs off her hands. Moving over to her side, Namine had to smack at Kairi's hand when the brunette had reached out, thinking that was going to wipe her hands off on the witch's white sun-dress. Giving her a death glare, the blonde slowly shook her head before crossing her arms in an idle way over her chest; wondering why they were even here of all places anyways.

"Um, hey, Kairi? Why did we even come here again?"

Remembering that she had completely forgotten about the pranks, Kairi blinked to her friend before giving her a sheepish grin; knowing that she needed make up a reason aside from the actual fact that she had allowed her curiosity to take over her body's actions. Glancing around the kitchen to try and think of something, the brunette then nodded to the blonde; happily giggling before clearing her throat some.

"To get those big yellow gloves that way we won't get wax on our hands? U-Um.. yeah! That's it, heh, to get those big yellow gloves. What ever they're called..."

Staring at her silently, Namine shook her head some before sighing again. Knowing good and well that the other had just thought of that from off the top of her head. Oh well, she did have a pretty good point there so she allowed it to slide; reaching under the sink now to grab two sets of gloves before the Nobody heard the voice of Luxord above all of the music. Too afraid to even look, the female had simply stared down at what she was doing. Listening intently to what was going on around her but not actually turning to take a look. Thank God Namine had decided to be smart this time because just as Luxord had walked back into the room, he had to grab Cid's sombrero from his head in order to hold the hat over his crotch since the Gambler of Fate was absolutely, completely, and utterly naked by now. Wait, when did he leave the room in the first place is what I'd like to know.

Well, anyways, yes Luxord was completely, utterly, and totally naked; well, somewhat anyways. He did have his man titties covered by whip cream, using cherries as nipples and pretty colored sprinkles for chest hair while he stood there with a cocky expression on his face. Glancing down at the hat now, he blinked some before letting his blue eyes follow a random dust bunny that had rolled by right as he had entered the premises. With a serious expression, the Organization member nodded to the rolling bunny of love and pizza- Oh! Speaking of pizza, Hianta just said she's hungry and curse the evil sandwich for it's yummy goodness of youthful banquets! Yeah, she thought that she would share that with you. Now don't you feel special. Okay, back to Luxord. Speaking out in a husky voice, the male had winked his eye at absolutely no one before moving his hands to rest upon his hips. Letting the sombrero drop.

"Yo quiero Taco Bell..."

Flexing his so called muscles, the Brit then turned to stroll out of the room, showing his bare ass which, I hate to say, had a banana sticking out from between the butt cheeks; completing his banana-split sundae that was adorned upon his body. Hearing Zigbar laughing his ass off to the way the banana was shaking as X walked, Namine returned to her friend's side since she figured the worst was over. Though, instead, she came across Kairi who was now reaching for the wooden spoon that the witch had just moments ago. Blinking to the Princess, Namine tilted her head; holding their gloves while she shook her head to the brunette.

"Now what are you doing, Kairi? "

"Gouging out my eyes!"

"Uh huh, now you know how I feel..."

Not wanting to experience anything else going down in this room, Kairi instantly grabbed onto Namine and bolted out of the room; running as fast as her legs would carry her without tripping and falling flat on her face. Ha! Did you know that Hinata and I have tripped up the stairs once? Man, anyone can fall down stairs but it takes talent to trip up them. That's right, we're just that awesome that we don't have to answer to gravity. Jealous? Although, Hinata does has a scar on her knee from tripping up the steps at school once. It... talks to me. Seriously, you just don't know.

Finally, after a few moments of running, the girls came to a stop; panting for their breath before Namine pointed down the hall at which they were standing in. Who knows have many flights of stairs the two had climbed, not to mention those three elevators they took along with the eight escalators. They probably would have gotten here sooner if they hadn't stopped by the ice cream parlor of the way up. Dude, Castle Oblivion has a freaking ice cream shop?! Lucky bastards! Seeing that the other was pointing to something, the brunette looked to her before pushing her fingers through her hair; shoving her bangs from her face before tilting her head in curiosity. As if Namine had read her mind, she answered the girls question before she had the chance to speak.

"This is the floor Marluxia stays on... the bathroom he uses is just down this hallway."

Hearing those words, a smirk started to make it's way across Kairi's lips; followed by a small chuckle that was stopped when she had sniffled a snort. Haha, sniffled a snort. Yeah, try saying that five times fast. Clearing her throat, the girl the nodded before turning to lead the way; having a weary Namine follow close behind since she hated this floor. Finally reaching the bathroom door, Kairi held out her hand for Namine to hand her the rubber gloves before the two slid them on. Moving into the room, the witch almost clammed up into her own shell; having this far off distant look while she stayed on the Keyblader's heels. Shuddering to the thought of even being in this place, the Special Nobody stopped when Kairi had; not exactly knowing the whole plan which Kairi took this moment as her chance to explain.

"Okay... Namine, I want you to find his shampoo and I'll do the rest okay? Then, we'll wait outside the door and when he comes out with no hair, we'll take a snap shot and paste it all over the internet."

Having a mental image of Marluxia with no hair caused the Memory Witch to giggle, instantly nodding to her friend before she turned to start on her new objective; find and locate the shampoo bottle. Oh what fun they shall have...

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(( A/N: Okay, next chapter, Marluxia will be checked off the prank list... so who will be next lucky victim? Bwaha. Ha... HA, okay, I'm done now. Haha, they've completely gone OOC at this point... man, every parody I write is completely random... AND YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT! Woooo! Okay, you know what to do. Review to keep me motivated.))