Sorry for the dopeyness of this one. I had a writers block when I wrote it. F.Y.I. My sister made him say "I'll stare at you and so will my hair!" ...yeah...we're weird.
7. Hair
Hiltz was standing on the edge of a cliff, looking down on the ravine below. Ambient came to his side, growling at the approaching zoids. Hiltz smiled. They did not know he was near.
"Heheheh….Fear me!" yelled Hiltz, "I shall stare at you! Me and my doofey hair will!"
Hiltz laughed at the zoids. One of the zoids was a blue Blade Liger. Hiltz stopped laughing.
"Grrr…you never feared me and my hair, Van Flyheight! You shall pay!"
Hiltz jumped down from the cliff and landed in front of the Blade Liger. He stared at the orange cockpit. He could sense the presence of Van. Hiltz stared an evil stare, hoping that it would strike fear into Van's heart. He also made his hair stare and evil stare. Noises were coming out of the cockpit.
Was it the noise of fear? No….
"How dare you laugh at me!!" cried Hiltz.
"Sorry," came a voice from the Blade Liger, "But are you actually trying to scare me? Well…tame that hair then I might be a little bit scareder."
Hiltz started crying. He ran off with Ambient right with him. They ran and ran till they found a barbershop. Hiltz got his hair cut. He looked in the mirror, he didn't look the same.
Oh well….
When Hiltz returned home that night he looked in the mirror to see his improved self. But that wasn't what he saw. He looked exactly like he normally did. Hiltz took that as a sign that he should look the same, and that Van Flyheight was a baby for laughing at him and that he should grow up.
Hiltz died the next day in the Death Stinger, fused with the Zoid Core. Everybody might have been happy but Van felt a little guilty for making fun of Hiltz hair. He got over it in a minuet.
HILTZ AND HIS HAIR IS GONE FOREVER!! BYE BYE HAIR THAT IS STUPID!