Shikamaru Nara and Neji Hyuga glared lightly at the blushing blonde standing before them.
"You've got to be kidding," Shikamaru stated, crossing his arms in front of his chest. "Naruto, you've hung around perverts for most of your life. How can you not know anything about sex?"
Blazing blue eyes shot angry daggers at him. "I know plenty about sex! It's just that, well…. The perverts I know are more into women and I'm…."
"…Into men," Neji finished.
Naruto nodded, the redness on his face darkening a little. "I'm not asking for a special lesson or anything like you did for Lee." His eyes looked firmly at the ground between his bare feet and his hands clenched and unclenched periodically. "I just… want you to help me to… familiarize myself with it, that's all."
The dark haired ninja glanced at each other a moment.
Neji smirked. "Are we to assume that you have someone in mind that you want to have sex with?"
The blonde nodded, not raising his eyes.
"Who is it?"
Naruto lightly chuckled, lifting his head to look amusedly at them. "It's a secret."
Shikamaru sighed, locking gazes with his husband a moment. He could see a spark of curiosity flash within his white chocolate eyes and they were beginning to fill with desire and seduction. The Nara now realized that his lover was indeed intrigued by the situation and getting very horny because of it. There was no more say needed in the matter.
"All right," the shadow wielder said, dropping his arms to his sides. "We'll help you out." He had just registered the brilliantly bright smile cross the blonde's face when an arm wrapped around his waist and he was pressed up against Neji's firm body.
Pale eyes flashed lust into dark ones, the smirk ever present on his lips. "How about we start off with a demonstration?"
Shikamaru's lips also curled upward. "Sounds good." Before the last word had barely left him, the older ninja slammed their mouths together in a hot and steamy kiss. They took their time, tongues tangled in a never-ending battle that had the shadow wielder moaning in delight. How he loved the older man's lips.
Naruto sighed heavily. "I already know how to make out. It's… the other stuff I need help with."
The two parted and Shikamaru raised a questioning eyebrow at the blonde. "Are you sure?" he asked. "Kissing is very important."
"Yeah, I'm sure."
Shikamaru smirked, remembering how Lee had thought he knew how to kiss properly. He untangled Neji's arms from his body and gently pushed the older ninja to the blonde. "Make sure he knows what he's talking about."
Light orbs looked at the Nara with a curious gaze. "Why me?"
The other suppressed a sigh. "Because I did all the work last time; it's your turn to lead the lesson."
A small grin grew on Neji's lips as he wrapped one arm around the blonde, his eyes not leaving Shikamaru. "And what will you do?"
He shrugged. "You got to watch me, so I'll just watch you for a bit."
His husband lightly chuckled, turning to look at Naruto. "Fair is fair, I suppose," he mumbled before planting his lips against the slightly shorter ninja.
Shikamaru's eyes were glued to their mouths as they moved sensually against each other. He could feel himself getting hard when lips parted and he knew their tongues were tangled in a delicious dance for dominance. A small breath left his lips as he watched his husband's hands reach down and gently squeeze the blonde's clothed ass. In response, along with an approving moan, Naruto brought one hand up to tangle into the Hyuga's long locks, pressing him harder against his mouth.
The Nara swallowed. He had never realized before why Neji enjoyed watching him; he'd lost count of the times his husband sat back and merely gazed at Shikamaru while he touched himself. He was beginning to understand why, though it made him feel a little dirty. Maybe he was just as bad as Jiraiya.
Shikamaru's attention was brought back as Neji began unzipping the blonde's brilliantly orange jacket. Naruto released his hold on the older man's hair to shrug off the article of clothing without breaking contact. He then got to work on the Hyuga's kimono-style shirt, quickly untying the strings and shoving the cloth away from pale skin.
The shadow wielder followed suit, slipping free of his vest and discarding his shirt and fishnet. He'd been getting hot, anyway. The tightness in his pants was beginning to become uncomfortable, but he tried his best to ignore it. He might be enjoying the show of Neji and Naruto making out with bare chests, their hands roaming over the exposed flesh, and hips gently thrusting against each other, but he sure as hell wasn't going to whip out his erection and start touching himself. Shikamaru wasn't that much of a pervert.
Naruto suddenly cried out, his body arching against the older ninja as he threw his head back and his hips moved frantically for a moment.
Neji smirked and licked away the saliva that had fallen down the blonde's chin. He moved his hand so it was positioned above the waistline of the other's orange pants, where a small patch of golden hair was already starting to peek out from beneath the fabric. He placed some chakra into his fingers and gently pushed against tanned flesh.
The blonde shouted again, grabbing the Hyuga's hips while he grinded his own against him.
A small sigh left Neji at the pleasant friction and the feel of Naruto's erection through the layers of clothing. His own was demanding some attention, but he ignored it. He was actually enjoying having the blonde writhe in his arms, and knowing that his love was watching turned him on even more. The older man wanted to put on a good show for his husband.
Gently, the Hyuga pushed Naruto to the bed until he sat in the middle, Neji kneeling between the other's parted thighs. Their lips locked again and the blonde wrapped his arms around Neji's neck.
Neji reached his hand around to Naruto's back, rubbing against the flexing muscles just beneath the slightly sweaty flesh. His fingers trailed down his spine until they found the spot just above the other's ass, right above the cleft separating the cheeks. He focused chakra into his fingers again and pressed.
Naruto outright screamed, eyes wide as his body clenched, thrusting his hips madly against the Hyuga's thigh. The older ninja smirked as the blonde panted heavily on his shoulder, his muscles trembling in the afterglow of his orgasm.
Shikamaru crawled onto the bed and kneeled beside them. "He didn't last long with that," he stated, running a hand along his love's back, tangling his fingers within those dark locks.
Neji raised an eyebrow at him. "Neither did you when I first tried it, Shikamaru." He leaned over and kissed the younger brunette, one hand gently grasping the Nara's erection through his pants.
Shikamaru shuddered in pleasure. "Well, it does take some getting used to." He licked his lips as his husband squeezed.
Naruto fell back onto the sheets, breathing starting to even out. "Damn, Neji."
The Hyuga smiled and released his hold on the other's groin. "We're not done yet." He reached for the zipper on the blonde's pants and pulled it down. Naruto raised his hips as Neji hooked his fingers into the waistline of the bright orange pants and boxers, gently removing them from the tanned flesh.
The older ninja gazed down at the prize now bare before them. Semen had spattered down the already half erect member and was leaving contrasting trails of white down the darkened skin of the blonde's sacs.
Another tremor ran down Shikamaru's spine. He had always figured Naruto would look extremely hot beneath his ugly clothing choice, but he looked absolutely orgasmic sprawled on the bed with cum spread on his groin.
Neji leaned down and began to run his tongue over the blonde's testicles, licking up the sticky substance.
Naruto visibly shuddered; moaning low in his throat as his member quickly became fully erect. He reached out and rubbed Shikamaru's clothed thigh while the older ninja licked him clean.
Giving the blonde's erection a few sucks to be sure all of his essence was consumed, the Hyuga sat back up, gazing at his love.
Shikamaru's eyelids were at half-mast and his eyes were glazed over. His lips were slightly parted and small breaths escaped him.
Neji smirked and leaned forward, capturing the Nara's lips and slipping his tongue into a willing mouth.
The shadow wielder groaned and sucked on the organ, enjoying the taste of Naruto still fresh upon it.
The blonde sat up and watched the two kiss. It seemed so natural in the way their lips moved against each other and their hands petting exposed and covered skin. His blue eyes followed one of Shikamaru's hands as it trailed down Neji's torso, lightly pinching nipples and grazing over chiseled abs before dipping beneath the waistline of his pants.
Naruto heard a small sound from the Hyuga as his hips began moving against the hand massaging the sensitive flesh. The blonde smirked; no way was he going to be denied seeing that. He brought his own hands up and carefully removed the clothing covering Neji, throwing the garment aside. His eyes widened and his member twitched as he gazed down at the Nara's tan fingers curled around Neji's incredibly hard erection, moisture already dripping from the darkened head.
Not being able to help himself, the blonde leaned down and wrapped his lips around the tip of the weeping erection and sucked, licking the salty liquid away.
Neji released a strangled cry, parting from Shikamaru and looking down to see a blonde head between his legs, pink lips closed around him and his love's hand still working on him. He groaned as his erection was gently squeezed and the tongue in that hot mouth lapped eagerly at the fluid that left him.
"Fuck," the Hyuga groaned. "What… do we need… to teach him?" he asked between pants.
Shikamaru chuckled, attacking the older ninja's neck with his lips, teeth and tongue.
Neji's head tipped to the side to give his lover better access and released a breathy moan. The sensations across his flesh sent such pleasing tremors up and down his spine and any coherent thought was quickly being extinguished. He knew this wasn't right; he and Shikamaru should be focusing on Naruto, not them focused on him. Again he wondered why the blonde wanted their help, when he obviously knew enough to please another man.
Taking in large gulps of air to try and lift the fog in his mind, he gently pushed the two away as he felt his orgasm coming near. They gave him very satisfied looks as he panted heavily, keeping them at arm's length.
Shikamaru smirked at his lover's flushed cheeks and glazed eyes, his long hair flowing beautifully over his shoulders, a few strands falling in front of his face. It wasn't very often the older ninja would get worked up like that and he took a brief moment to enjoy the sight of the blushing, gasping, slightly trembling Neji barely holding them back.
Naruto giggled and suddenly pounced on the Nara, forcing him to lie back onto the pillows while he sucked and nibbled on his neck.
The shadow wielder groaned at the stimulation, not having much since he walked into the door. He arched his back as those sun kissed hands began playing with his nipples and teeth making sure to leave marks on his flesh. One of the blonde's hands slowly trailed down his stomach and reached into his pants, fingers quickly wrapping around the hot flesh still contained in cloth.
Shikamaru whimpered, one arm around Naruto's neck while his other hand reached down and rubbed at his groin through the fabric, adding even more delicious friction onto his over sensitive organ. "Ah, Naruto," he whispered, thrusting his hips at a leisurely pace into the blonde's hand.
The blonde's lips kissed up his abused neck and gave a quick bite to his jaw before sucking on an earlobe.
The shadow wielder gasped, eyes closing and arching into Naruto's ministrations. He felt a new set of fingers at the waistline of his pants and knew Neji had finally grown tired of watching… without being able to see what was going on, anyway.
The Hyuga quickly removed his lover's pants and gazed at the erection being held firmly in the blonde's grasp. Shikamaru moved his hand back to his groin, having put it out of the way while the fabric had been removed, and proceeded to wrap his fingers around Naruto's. Both hands moved together around the Nara's stiff manhood and Shikamaru released a pleased sigh.
Naruto left the now darkened flesh of Shikamaru's earlobe and planted kisses across his cheek until his lips landed on the Nara's. They quickly engaged in a small tongue war, where the blonde came out the victor as Shikamaru broke away for air, although having his erection squeezed roughly could have something to do with that.
The blonde brought his free hand up to gently stoke Shikamaru's cheek, causing dark lust filled eyes to gaze at his sky blue orbs. After a moment to make sure his voice worked, Naruto whispered, "I want to take you."
The man beneath him smirked, leaning up to breathe against his lips. "Then take me," he responded, kissing the blonde and thrusting into the hand around his member a few more times.
Shikamaru parted his legs when the touch left his erection and Naruto settled between them, looking down at the Nara with such need in those blue eyes, his cheeks and the tops of his ears a bright red, contrasting heavily to his brilliantly blonde spikes of hair. He shuddered.
Neji arranged himself to sitting beside them, where he could get the best view. He was still almost painfully hard, but he was able to keep himself satisfied enough with his own hand slowly trailing along his length. He knew he would get a turn at some point, but Shikamaru had been so good when he had merely looked on before that the Hyuga couldn't object to him going first. Watching his lover was one of his favorite pastimes, anyway.
Naruto swallowed and leaned over to the nightstand, retrieving a small bottle of lubrication from it.
Shikamaru raised a curious eyebrow at him. "If you've never had sex with a man," he asked, "why do you have lube?"
The blonde could feel his already burning face flush farther and he focused his attention on putting the cool gel on his fingers instead of looking at either of the men. "It's called 'masturbation,'" he replied, shrugging. "I'm sure I'm not the only one here who has fingered his own ass."
The way he said it made the Nara laugh while Neji looked at the other side of the room, the blush creeping back to his ears.
"I at least know the basics," Naruto said, placing one slick finger at Shikamaru's entrance and gently pushing passed the tight ring of muscle.
The shadow wielder sighed at the intrusion. He absolutely loved the feeling of being filled more than filling another, although both were good. It might have had something to do with his laziness, but he never really thought about it. He hissed as another digit was added and began stretching him, thrusting his hips back against the blonde's hand. A third soon followed and Shikamaru fisted his hands into the sheets beneath him, softly moaning and moving his hips faster.
After a few moments, Naruto removed his fingers and placed some of the slippery gel on his erection, carefully pushing into the Nara's entrance.
Shikamaru groaned, grasping one of the blonde's shoulders and squeezing, trying to keep his orgasm at bay. The man entering him was a little bigger than Neji and it felt so good to be stretched out so much.
The blonde took a few deep breaths once he was fully sheathed within the shadow wielder and glanced at the older man kneeling beside them. "Fuck, Neji, is he always this tight?"
White-eyes looked up from gazing at the blonde's hard member vanishing into his lover's flesh and a small smirk came to his lips. "Usually," he answered. "He can be tighter."
"Fuck," Naruto repeated, slowly pulling out and pushing back in. His pace was very slow, much to the annoyance of the man beneath him.
Shikamaru glared up at the blonde a moment as his thrusts remained slow, causing his insides to burn and his much needed release to fall further from his grasp. He reached up and pulled Naruto down, looking hotly into those piercing blue orbs. "Faster," he commanded, slamming his lips onto the blonde's and moving his hips quickly.
Naruto moaned and complied, almost pounding into the shadow wielder, their bodies slapping together and sweat trickled down Shikamaru's neck. His prostate was getting hit dead on and loud moans left his lips as the blonde panted in his ear.
"Ah, fuck," Naruto whispered, kissing and licking the Nara's ear. "You are so… fucking… tight."
Shikamaru shivered, the blonde's words causing the heat in his lower abdomen to begin coiling, preparing for what he knew would be a grand release.
"You like my cock shoved up your ass, don't you?" he asked, licking the lobe and kissing the Nara's temple.
"Uhn, yes," Shikamaru breathed, back arching and wrapping his legs around the blonde's waist. Gods, his dirty talk was going to make him cum!
"You love it when I pound into you, don't you Shino?"
The Nara's eyes widened for a moment and he tired hard not to laugh. 'Shino,' as in Shino Aburame? That's who Naruto really wanted? It wasn't all too surprising, if he thought about it, but thinking was rather difficult at the moment. Only letting a small chuckle escape his lips, Shikamaru decided to overlook the saying of the wrong name and whispered a breathless, "Yes," before taking the blonde's lobe between his teeth and softly nibbling.
The blonde groaned loudly, quickly rising up and grabbed the Nara's legs behind the knees, unwrapping them from his waist and spreading them further apart, doubling his pace.
Shikamaru cried out, loving the feeling of his spot being hit again and again. His breathing increased; sweat falling from his brow and beading on his upper lip. He was close… so fucking close.
Neji looked at the gorgeous sight before him. Naruto ruthlessly thrusting into the Nara, his blue eyes hidden behind tanned lids, sweat making his entire body glisten with the little light that was shining into the room, lips parted and heavy pants left his chest; Shikamaru in a similar way on the bed, sweat dripping from his skin, chest heaving, erection bouncing from the blonde's frantic movements. From the look on his face, Neji knew his lover was close and decided to help.
Smirking, he leaned forward and completely engulfed the shadow wielder's manhood into his mouth.
Shikamaru screamed, arching up from the bed, the hot, burning coil within exploding at the sudden wet, sucking inferno encased around his shaft. He only saw white as he shot to the top of euphoria, his essence leaving him in a dizzy rush, leaving his mind nothing more than a lump of goo inside his head and his body a mass of wet noodles on the sheets.
"Oh fuck," Naruto said as the flesh around his erection tightened hard and fast. "Fuck, fuck, fuck… ah, fuck yes!" He gave one final hard thrust and emptied into the limp man beneath him, moving a little to make sure every drop was deposited within that hot cavern.
Neji slowly sat up, releasing Shikamaru's spent member with a wet sound and swallowed what was left on his tongue. The Nara had released a lot of cum, some dripping down his chin. As he reached up to wipe it away, a sweaty sun kissed hand gently grabbed his wrist.
White-eyes gazed over at the blonde. He was still panting, blue orbs hazed and staring intently on the drops that had leaked from thin lips.
The Hyuga smirked and leaned toward him, enjoying the hot tongue as it darted out to capture the beads of semen before they fell from the pale skin. The blonde's hand tangled within dark locks and pressed him close for a deep kiss.
Naruto sucked eagerly on Neji's tongue, loving the taste of Shikamaru and the lingering flavor of himself still present. He pulled out from the Nara, his member already starting to harden once again.
Neji pulled away to look into the blonde's gorgeous eyes, his own piercing the other with lust and need. "I want to take you," he whispered.
The blonde smiled. "Then take me." He crashed their lips together, the kiss sloppy and hurried as the Hyuga felt around for the discarded lube bottle. Once his fingers curled around the cool container, he roughly pushed Naruto down, so he was hovering over Shikamaru, who was just starting to catch his breath.
Neji quickly poured some gel onto fingers and his neglected erection, entering one slick digit into the blonde.
Shikamaru looked up into the blue eyes gazing down at him, his muscles weak and skin covered in drying sweat. He shook his head when he glanced down to see the blonde was hard again. "Don't you ever get tired?" he asked, voice hoarse.
Naruto giggled, which ended in a small grunt as another finger pressed inside him. "How can I when I've got two hotties wanting to fuck me?" He leaned down to kiss the exhausted Nara. "My stamina is abnormal, after all."
Shikamaru shook his head again and wrapped his arms around the blonde's neck. "Glad I'm not going to have to deal with it," he murmured, planting small kisses along the blonde's neck.
Naruto groaned loudly when the fingers left his body and something hard, big, and hot touched his entrance. "Fuuck," the curse slipping passed his lips, head leaning back as Neji gently pushed inside. He slid in slowly and the blonde made sure to keep still, remembering the Hyuga hadn't released once yet and anything he wouldn't be prepared for would most likely cause premature ejaculation. He couldn't have that.
Neji had to recall over and over his breathing practices. Compared to Shikamaru, putting his extremely hard erection into Naruto's ass was like trying to shove sweets down Sasuke's throat; damn near impossible. When he was finally full encased within that impossibly hot ass, the Hyuga had to stop completely, leaning over the blonde's back. "Holy shit."
Shikamaru looked over a tanned shoulder to see Neji with his eyes shut, quietly gasping for air. His long, dark hair dropped around him in a beautifully soft and shiny curtain, and the Nara couldn't resist reaching up and running his fingers through those lovely locks. The Hyuga's hair had always amazed him; the softness against his skin made him shudder and the light reflecting from it ran down the entire length when it moved, looking like white waves on a dark sea. He could barely catch its scent lingering within the smells of sweat, sex, and semen. Gods, it was always so gorgeous.
Naruto gave his cheek a long lick and nibbled on his jaw line. "You must really like Neji's hair," he stated, running his tongue down his neck.
The Nara gave him a questioning look when they were once again nose-to-nose and the blonde smiled wide. His blue gaze trailed down his naked body and the other's dark eyes followed, slightly widening when he saw what the blonde atop him meant.
His manhood stood erect, almost touching Naruto's, which was dripping with moisture.
The blonde smiled at the flush-faced glare he received, only to have it melt away and a moan escape his throat as Neji began to move within him.
At last the Hyuga felt he had enough control to continue and started a slow rhythm. He focused his gaze at the bronze back before him, noticing every ripple, every movement of the muscles just beneath sweat glistened skin. It was wonderful to watch as he moved leisurely within the blonde. It calmed his hormones down so when Naruto started whining about his speed, Neji was able to comply without the worry of coming too soon.
Naruto moaned as the older ninja behind him picked up the pace quite a bit. He had to raise a questioning eyebrow when one of Shikamaru's arms left his neck only to reach between them. When he felt no contact with his erection, he looked to see the Nara pleasing himself. He shifted his gaze back to the man beneath him, a small cry leaving him when Neji nailed his prostate, "Shit, yea!"
A small breath left Shikamaru as he looked into the curious sky eyes above him. "What, you expect me to do nothing?" he asked in a breathless whisper.
The blonde's returning smile was very wide and sinister, making the Nara swallow. "No, of course not." Signaling the Hyuga to slow a bit, he sat up and grabbed Shikamaru's wrists and held them down above his head, so Naruto was lying flush against the shadow wielder and spread his legs more to make sure Neji had enough room when he started thrusting again. "All I want you to do is listen," Naruto whispered hotly into Shikamaru's ear.
A shiver ran down the Nara's spine, his cooling body telling him the man atop him was much too hot. How can anybody have that kind of heat swirling around them?
"Fuck, Shikamaru," the blonde said, lips close to his flesh, "Neji's cock is so hard."
Shikamaru gasped, the words going straight to his groin, just like before. 'So he had noticed the effect his dirty talk has on me,' he realized.
"Gods I can feel it," Naruto went on. "His cock is pounding into me—ah! Fuck yes! Fuck, it feels so good, Shikamaru, to—uhn, yeah—have Neji's cock inside me. Ah! Damn, his thick, hard cock—fuck!"
Shikamaru began to whine; his eyes clenched shut as his member twitched between them, demanding stimulation. He couldn't get enough, damn it! He brought his legs up to rub his thighs against the blonde's sides, trying desperately to find friction.
"Neji's thrusting so hard—uhnnah! He-he keeps hitting my prostate." The blonde groaned and did his best to move back against the man behind him.
Neji knew Naruto was saying something to his lover, but couldn't make out what it was. It was making Shikamaru excited, that he could tell, and seeing that face on the man he loved so much made his orgasm near and he moaned loudly, doubling his pace in an attempt to get the blonde closer as well.
"He's going to cum," Naruto whispered, pleased with the whimper that escaped the Nara's throat. "Neji's going to cum deep in my ass, Shikamaru."
The shadow wielder made a mewling sound, his hips rubbing frantically against the man lying on him. The heat within him was coiled so tight he felt he might burst. "A-al-almost," he whispered, panting heavily, hands clenched into fists.
"Ah gods, Shikamaru," the blonde said breathlessly. "I'm going to cum soon. Oooh, I'm going to shoot my cum all over you while Neji shoots his cum inside me."
Shikamaru's mouth opened, but he only released small noises as his orgasm neared. Just a few more words….
Neji pounded into the willing ass before him, white eyes locked onto his lover's face and he couldn't hold it back anymore; Shikamaru was close and knowing that was enough. He grunted, thrusting once more and releasing his seed into Naruto.
The blonde moaned into the Nara's ear. "Fuck, he just came. Aaah, I can feel his hot cum flowing into my ass!"
Shikamaru arched into the blonde, his semen jetting out of his erection between their bodies.
Naruto panted and released the Nara's wrists, raising himself up and groaned loudly, his essence shooting out to cover Shikamaru's chest and stomach. The shadow wielder reached out and grabbed the blonde's spurting erection, giving a few strong tugs to get every last drop from him.
The blonde sighed happily, slowly lying beside the already half asleep Nara while the still panting Hyuga made himself comfortable on his other side.
"What… the fuck… did you… say to him?" Neji asked between gasping for air.
Naruto giggled again, wrapping one arm around each of the ninja to have them lie against him, enjoying the wetness when Shikamaru flopped on his side, burying his face within the blonde's shoulder before quickly falling into slumber. "Just dirty talk, Neji," he replied, voice rough. "Nothing you'd be interested in."
Neji raised a challenging eyebrow. "Maybe I would."
The blonde gave him a quick kiss. "Later, Hyuga. I think Shikamaru wants some sleep."
The older ninja glanced at his love and nodded, feeling a bit tired himself. Holding one's orgasm back for such a long time is very exhausting, so he curled up next to the blonde and followed the Nara into a dreamless slumber.
A few hours later after some sleep and… "follow-up tests," Neji and Shikamaru were walking home. The sun was just beginning to set behind the horizon, making the sky a brilliant hue of orange-ish red mixed with a bit of purple as a few of the brighter stars had already begun sparkling high above.
Shikamaru didn't notice any of it, however. He was hunched over; one hand pressed against his lower back and was scowling at the ground beneath his feet.
Neji looked at him and couldn't help but let out a small laugh at his love's expense.
"Shut up, Neji," the Nara spat. "You wouldn't be laughing if you'd let that blonde moron pound your ass."
The white-eyed ninja suppressed the want to burst out in amusement, although he couldn't get the smile off his face. "Here, let me help." He gently placed a hand on top of his boyfriend's and grabbed his shoulder, slowly pushing him to stand straight.
Shikamaru flinched and sighed when he was upright, glaring at the older ninja. "Why the hell did we agree to do that?"
The Hyuga shrugged. "He said something about needing experience, but I don't see why. Naruto seemed experienced enough to me."
The shadow wielder shook his head. "Damn, I won't be able to sit right for a fucking week!"
Neji was about to reply when someone teleported in front of them.
Shikamaru couldn't hide the smirk that curled his lips as one Shino Aburame stood before them, a very light and hard to see color dancing on his cheeks.
"Neji, Shikamaru," the bug tamer said in his usual monotone voice, "I am requiring your… assistance in a matter—"
The Nara put up his hands to stop the other before could finish. "Sorry, Shino," he replied, still smirking, "school's closed."
The putout look he received from the stoic ninja made him want to laugh. "B-but—"
"Look," Shikamaru continued, ignoring the curious look from his lover, "I think there's somebody else you could learn from. He's a very good teacher."
Shino appeared to be interested. "Who?"
The Nara paused to rub his back, the ache becoming almost too much to ignore.
"Naruto Uzumaki," Neji supplied, catching on.
A dark brow rose into his headband and the slight color on his face darkened ever so slightly. "Naruto?"
"Yeah," Shikamaru agreed. "We just left him at his place so check with him about learning… uh, new techniques." Was it just him, or was the Aburame's face the color of a tomato?
"Yes, okay," Shino said after a moment. Bowing and thanking them, he leapt to the rooftops, leaving them alone on the darkening street.
"Fuck," the Nara complained, "teaching sex is harder than teaching the brats at the academy!"
Neji chuckled and gently wrapped an arm around his love's waist. "Let's go home, Shikamaru. I'll give you a massage."
Shikamaru sighed heavily, returning the gesture and walking with his love towards their apartment. "All right, as long as there's no extra lesson involved."