Harry's P.O.V.
"HEY GUYS I'M BACK"
That was the last thing Harry could clearly hear and see. When he landed his white and blue cloak landed it fell over his face and reviled his stash of vary pointy weaponry and even sent a few sliding across the floor.
His last thoughts were 'Now I know how Zead feels when I try to get him with a door' before he spiraled in to the loving embrace of darkness.

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Normal P.O.V.

Nymphadora Tonks age 19 (i know that the math is wrong but screw you) stood and stared for a second before running over and saying
"Oh i'm sorry I didn't know you were there"
she bent down and saw the that the young man had a red line doing down the middle of his forehead... right beside a lightning bolt shaped scar, but before she could do anything the rest of the order had made there way to them.
"Ah good job Ms. Tonks, you stopped his from... leaving before we could have a word with him... and why is there all these knives on the floor" asked Dumbledore as he looked around at the many sharp blades on the floor.
"Well Headmaster" started Tonks, "When I hit him with the door (Insert a few giggles from the younger people thinking about the irony of the boy who lived being taken out by a door) -his cloak flipped up and just seemed to appear and slid everywhere" explained Tonks.
Then another man with a fake eye and a peg leg stepped up and asked "What I want to know is how he got out of those straps, I did the spell that keep them locked"
"Lets not forget that I had him sedated". commented poppy,
"Lets just get him back to his bed and we'll just have to ask him when he wakes up" says Dumbledore.
"No, I think that we should put him on the couch in the living room so when he wakes up we would know" suggests Arthur
"Yes the poor dear has been thru so much" added Molly,
They all agreed and she (Molly) pulled her wand out and used a levitation spell to lift him up and bring him to the living room while Kingsley Shacklebolt started getting the sharp knives up and then remove the others from there hidden places in the cloak.

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'oh damn my head hurts' thought harry as he started waking up he started to sit up in till he remembered that he was in a strange place with strange people.
"Hey, I'm not tied up anymore... not like they could've keep me tied up... well there was Succubus'
Harry then had a quick flashback about the seductive demons that helped train harry

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Flashback
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Harry was tied to a chair, his legs were tied to the legs of the chair and arms were tied behind him. In front of him stood a beautiful red head, she looked just a few years older than him, her skin was pale and smooth, her legs were smooth and shapely as where her hips, her ass was perfectly shaped and seemed to taunt him, and last but defiantly not least was her breasts which could only be described as godly.
She smiled at him with a sexy yet cute smile and slowly made her way over to him while moving her hips side to side.
Her voice could put a angels to shame as she talked,
"Now Harry, since Isaac, Zead, and lord Dracula are out of the castle," Her voice sounded a little excited and ended sounding suggestive, "We can pick up where we left off during our lessons on seduction but now we don't have to stop and we can get into the fun stuff" she finished by whispering in his ear.
Harry's breath hitched and blood started to flow to his cheeks and then lower to his second head
(Ok I need a lemon please, and I will put your name on it. Also I would be vary grateful because it would help me get more chapters quicker)

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'Hehehe that was the best lesson ever' thought Harry he opened an eye to see if anyone was around.
"It's good to see your awake Harry" said the same old voice from before.
Harry's eyes snapped open and he slammed his feet into the arms of the couch and flipped off of the couch and landed across the room in a crouching position. He reached behind his back to reach his blades but found that these strange people had found all of his weaponry.
Growling at that he positioned his hands in front of him in a fighting style called Demons claw and got ready to fight his way out. He also checked his magic levels to see that they where full and ready to be used, seemed that all he needed was two days of forced rest to be fully rejuvenated
The old man seeing this raised his hands in a surrender gesture and spoke
"I mean you no harm Harry-" started the old man seemingly unimpressed at harry's super jump.
"How do you know my name" demanded Harry from the old man.
All of the commotion in the living room seemed to reach the others ears and soon everyone in the house had made there was out of the kitchen and into the living room.
Harry saw the people make there way into the large living room and did another flip over to the table in the middle and landed on top of it and studied the people but one had stood out from the rest, a dirty, drunk looking man. Harry sensed something on him and became pissed when he found out what it was.
Harry jumped into the air toward the man who stood away from the group drawing a gasp from the rest. The peg legged one, the old man from before, an old stern looking one and a greasy haired one with a fucked up nose whipped out there wands to stun the boy but was surprised when the boys body only burst into a cloud of white fog when the stunners hit him and hit the wall, while harry continued toward the drunk man.
Harry reformed three feet away from the drunk and slammed a fist into his gut
"You thieving prick" snarled Harry at the crook as the man stumbled back breathless, harry didn't stop there he then grabbed the man bu the neck, stuck his leg in front of the crook's and tripped him sending his face into the ground.
"Harry stop" ordered the old man (Dumbles)
Harry looked up at dumbledore and without speaking or breaking eye contact, reached into the broken nosed would be thief's cloak and pulled out the two knifes from before and held them both threateningly.
"He stole something of mine" Started harry coldly, clearly pissed at someone taking his blades. "And my response to his action was suitable fell lucky that Isaac wasn't here or he would have killed this fool" spat harry,
The old man looked at the crook and said "Mundungus, you should be ashamed of your self"
the crook looked up with a bloody nose and said weakly
"Dumbledore, I did no such thing, those are mine"
Harry sneered and channeled magic into his blade making a white hue extend two feet from the end of the blade making it seem like it was a transparent blade.
"You lie, I can sense anything that I make and use"
"Now harry lets just calm down and then we can just talk about this"

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After Dumbledore had convinced harry that he wouldn't be harmed they all went into the kitchen. Then Dumbledore introduced everyone including George, Fred, Ron, Hermione, and the blushing Ginny. Harry looked at each of them with an appraising look but lingered on Ginny and when no one was looking winked at her causing her to blush and look away.
Harry stopped when dumbledore cleared his throat and turned back to him.
"Oh I'm sorry Dumbledore, I was distracted could you repeat that" he said with a innocent look.
"Harry, I asked if you would come to hogwarts and start your classes so you can be a wizard" said dumbledore
"But I al-" started harry before thinking 'I need a vacation and it might be fun to mess with others my age, granddad will be pissed but he will get over it, besides I seem to be famous in the wizarding world... and rich... I wonder if the girls are hot there, wait damn you succubus ever since you basically raped me (Can't rape the willing and oh he was willing) i've started to think about sex and girls... thou I but I could pleasure any women I sleep with... Oh damn he's waiting for an answer'
"-Sure, I'll go" said harry smiling then winking and blowing a kiss at ginny who's face started returning to it's normal color but quickly turned back red.
"Good, then tomorrow you can go to diagon alley to get what you will need for your classes, and I will go to Hogwarts and set up the classes you will need, also you will receive your class schedule after you are sorted into your house" After explaining a few things the aged headmaster flooed back to hogwarts

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After Dumbledore left Harry was left standing near the end of the end of the table with everyone else sitting around the table unwilling to try and start a conversation in till harry cleared his throat and started,
"Well-" he started looking at Mundungus who quickly looked away "-Where are the rest of my things" he finished asking looking around.
The women with pink hair that if he remembered correctly was the one to knock him out with the front door, stood up and said "There in the library, fallow me and i'll show you" she walked out of the room and there small conversation seemed to knock everyone else of of it and the adults started back to what they were doing meaning 'Dung' left to go drinking, Molly started cooking dinner, Arthur started reading the daily prophet, Snape and Minerva left back to Hogwarts.
The Young wizards George, Fred, and Ron went to spy on the famous wizard and hermione followed saying that she wanted to read in the library.
They walked in to see Harry counting and expecting the weapons while Tonks looked at a few of the blades, they snuck over and hid behind a book case near the door and listened in.
"Ah Harry, I want to apologize for hitting you with the door before" said Tonks
Harry fingered the place where the door hit him and smiled at her "It's ok now i know how a friend of mine feels" Harry then proceeds to tell her about how he would always try to get his friend and mentor with a door but never seceded.
"Well Tonks I think I'm going to go and see about diner, I hope that we get to spent MUCH more time talking later, se you at diner" Harry took her hand and kissed it before letting it loose and walking towards the door and and stopping just before opening it. he turned his head to the left and said "Next time when you try to hide pick a better place to spy, besides I smelt you before you even turned the corner out in the hall" he then opened the door and walked down the hall towards the kitchen.

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Harry walked down the hall and soon made his way into the kitchen.
"Why hello dear, can I help you" said the slightly large Weasley monarch, who was standing over a stove cooking up a storm.
"I just wanted to know when dinner was is all Mrs. Weasley" said harry being respectful.
"Oh just call me Molly, dear and dinner is almost ready so get washed up and get to the table i'm sure your hungary" she said before turning to find that harry was nowhere to be found.

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Ten minutes later harry literally blew into the already crowded kitchen in his fog form scaring the people there.
"Wotcher Harry what was that." Asked tonks, looking surprised and interested as did everyone else.
"Huh oh, well it's kinda like my animagus form" states harry in a tone that meant 'don't question it' which no one did.
After every one got situated Harry sat at the end of the table and watched everyone as he ate he noticed that the two twins were just like Isaac at the table, while Hermione acted calm and neat just like zead and his grandfather. Harry smiled as he remembers how dracula nearly beat Isaac to death when a piece of rouge chicken had hit him one time while they were at the table.
Soon Dinner was over and harry wanted to go to bed.
"Standing up from the table he asked "Oi where is my room"
Molly sat up straight and answered "It's the last door on the right dear"
"Thank you, Molly" He said before walking towards the door while removing his shirt showing a tight black wife beater that showed off his toned muscle
'Whew what a day' he thought before hitting the bed and went out like a light

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Whew what a day indeed
I still need a lemon to put in the lemon space not a large one just a quicky...Hehehe quicky a hardcore quicky but a quicky nonetheless
Welp I am out