Anoth short attempt at humour - got some good chapters coming, though. :) Thank you to TakaYoshida, Lamanth and Ray-Tiger-Cat for reviewing!
Cat
"Kai, don't touch me!" Kai rolled his eyes and stomped away almost before Salima's fear-shrilled voice had stopped. It was ridiculous, he thought angrily, how could she still be this afraid of cats when she had been living in the same house as one for three years? The situation was getting out of hand; she seemed to be getting worse rather than better.
Every day was a choice; let the cat starve and go without affection, or he didn't get within a room's radius of Salima without washing his hands and even changing his clothes.
He hadn't had sex for a week, which showed itself in a strong desire to throw heavy things through windows. Exactly how this would help him get some, he didn't know. It would just make him feel better, he reasoned to himself as he gave his hands a cursory rinse under the tap – Salima would never know any different – and rubbed them dry on the hand-towel.
"Prrrw?" Something soft butted repeatedly against his shin. "Mrow!" Oh good. The cat was in one of her "Food now, bed now, lap now, WHY ARE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ME, YOU BASTARD?" moods.
"Kai? Have you washed your hands? Do you know where the TV remote is?" Brilliant. Absolutely fastantic. Salima was in the same damn mood.
Hiss!
"Kai?"
Now he knew what having a harem must feel like …
No idea where this even came from!
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