Me: (peeking nervously around) Is anybody still here?
Tobi: THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS!
Me: Shhhhhh! Shut up Tobi! Shut up! Shu-"
Itachi: Well what do you know? Axel's alive.
All: (minus Zetsu) Hooray!
Zetsu: Dammit!
Me: And I see plant boy's still alive. Damn, why does it seem like all the cool Akatsuki's get hacked?
Sasori: Hacked?
Me: Well, you know, Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu, Hidan, Itachi…….well, you're all, you know, dead.
Those 5: (in shock) WHAT!
Me: Nevermind, nevermind. Well, anyways, I was just wondering if anybody still had alerts for this one. I'm in a writing mood, you see.
Konan: (nastily) Ahh, so you just ignore us for half a year, then come begging back.
Me: Is anybody EVER happy in this bloody base of yours?
All: (general murmur) No, no, not really.
Tobi: Tobi is happy! Tobi is a good boy! Tobi wants more mocha!
-----suddenly, Tobi hunches over and starts shaking, then slowly raises up------------
Madara: (in a very un-Tobiish voice) What the hell are you all moseying around for?!
Me: (nervously unrolling a piece of paper) Well, you see Madara, it seems that NanoBear and ChokutoSaLance still have some unanswered questions from the old days.
Madara: (snatching list) Well, I suppose I could authorize it, seeing as there are questions for me. After all, I am the Akatsuki's leader.
Pein: (angrily mumbling to himself) Hmph. No fair.
Orochimaru: So…so… are you gonna do it Axel?
Me: I don't know. I'd need at least one confirmation review from one of those two, or a whole new review. The likelihood of them even remembering me is……
Kakuzu: An ugly bastard like you? Who could forget.
Me: From you, I'll take that as a compliment. So, NanoBear, ChokutoSaLance, Sai430, or anybody else out there. If your still reading, I'm still here! Review soon and answer!
-Axel
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