DRAGONBALLGT
THE WIERD FILES
Namekian Wierdness and Goku's New Trailer
Goku was still walking that same road the next day when suddenly he saw it, a truck with a trailer on the back. (Imagine the omnipresent truck on the mountain road in the tenkaichi series,) He rushed up to it with a look of wonder in his eyes,
and a line of drool running from his mouth. He circled around to the back and threw open the door, inside were piles of bags filled with popcorn, and Dr.Pepper cans were piled up without end. A small sleeping area was arranged in the corner. Turles lay under the blanket.
The saiyan shot straight up in his bed and cried "What do you want!?"
Goku looked around for a moment and said "I want this trailer,"
"Its a truck, and you can't have it. Its mine," Turles said angrily.
"But I need a place to live," Goku whined.
Turles growled and leapt out of the truck. He hovered off the roadeway and looked down at Goku. "I'll tell you what, if you can defeat me you can have my truck,"
"Its a trailer!" Goku said flying up to face Turles. Turles shook his head for a moment, then sprang at Goku with a punch.
--
Vegeta now found himself on board Slug's flagship as it flew through the dark reaches of space. "Mountain dew, I require mountain dew as well," Vegeta was saying.
"Yes yes we have plenty of that!" Slug declared.
"Then we are in agreement," Vegeta said extending a hand.
Slugs hands shot down and covered his groin as he shouted "Don't touch my croch!!"
Vegeta blinked a couple of times before he said "What?"
Slug blushed slightly as he lowered his hands to his sides and said "Sorry, its a namekian thing,"
"But the namek back on earth never did that," Vegeta protested.
Slug said "He probably does it when your back is turned,"
Vegeta considered, then asked "But why do you do it?"
Slug sighed as he said "It started many years ago. Did you ever wonder why namekians breed by vomiting eggs?"
"Not really," Vegeta replied.
"Well, an alien named Iwillripyournutsoff came to our planet. At first we thought he was a friend, but then in our sleep he tore off every single namekians nuts, and its been this way ever since," Slug said. Vegeta blinked, then slowly backed
away.
--
Goku and Turles landed on a nearby cliff facing off. Goku wiped some blood from his mouth with the back of his hand. Turles grinned as he dusted his armor off. "Face it Kakarot, I am more of a saiyan than you will ever be!" Turles declared with
a smile.
"Maybe as I am now, but obviously you didn't pay much attention to the series after our last fight!" Goku declared, then with a yell he transformed into a SSJ.
"Oh, damn," Turles said slowly, then Goku charged him with a vicious kick that knocked him unconciouss into the nearby river.
"MY TRAILER!!" Goku declared happily. Then he rushed inside and began devouring popcorn and Dr.Pepper at an alrming rate.