DRAGONBALLZ
THE WIERD FILES
The Hotdog Wars
Goku stood slowly in the middle of the night, he could sense an enourmous power level approaching rapidly. With a sigh he threw off his bugs bunny pajamas and threw on his orange gi before popping open a Dr.Pepper and stepped out into
the cold night air.
He cast a worried gaze into the sky as Broly suddenly descended and landed not far away.
"KAKAROOOOT!!" Broly roared.
"Yeah?" Goku asked taking a quick sip from his drink.
"Fight me!" Broly declared as a golden aura erupted to life around him signalling his transformation to SSJ.
Goku sighed as he tossed away his can and also transformed. The two sprang forward and fought back and forth for several minutes before landing on the roadway, both breathing heavily and nursing several minor wounds.
"Not bad, but its time to go to the next level!" Goku declared as he ascended to SSJ2. Broly smirked and phazed, Goku phazed as well. This time Goku had a huge advantage and pummeled Broly until suddenly Tien flew out of nowhere and
kicked both of them into the ground.
"This battle is a hazard to the enviroment! Therefore I must insist that it be stopped!" The three eyed warrior declared.
"Who gives a crap about the enviroment?" Broly demanded as he stood up.
"ME!" Tien said as he charged forward, but Broly batted him off into a boulder which shattered before the rubble buried Tien.
Goku stood up and said "Great, now can we wrap this up?"
"Sure," Broly said as he went LSSJ releasing a massive shockwave which shook the whole area. The two phazed once more and resumed their battle.
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"So, why exactly do you need to recruit me?" Vegeta asked Slug.
"It was about five years ago that I got into the milk dud buisness, at first I was incredibly succesful. I had over a dozen planets dedicated to producing milk duds as quickly as possible. But about two years ago a new figure showed up, a
man who introduced the galaxy to hotdogs. We were both so popular, that nobody could decide whether to get milk duds or hotdogs. So they just stopped buying, then we got into a war. Whoever survives will get their buisness back, the problem was that he has more troops than me, so I have recruited you," Slug explained.
"This man seeks to destroy milk duds, HE MUST DIE!! MILK DUDS ARE AWESOME!!" Vegeta roared. "TELL ME HIS NAME!!" He continued.
"Nobody knows his name, just that he likes to blow stuff up," Slug said.
"Well whoever he is, he will die for defying the power of the milk dud side of the force!" Vegeta declared.
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Goku and Broly's fists clashed with such force that a large crater formed beneath them shredding away dirt and rock. For a moment they kept pressing against each other, then they jumped back and faced each other in their fighting
stances.
"Not bad Kakarot, you may be just what I'm looking for," Broly said.
"What do you mean?" Goku asked in confusion.
"I need your help to destroy the milk dud people, and spread the glory of hotdogs across the universe!" Broly declared.
"Hotdogs!? I'm in!" Goku declared.