DRAGONBALLGT

THE WIERD FILES

Invasion Of The Hotdog Planet

Vegeta stepped into the briefing room where he could see Lord Slugs three strongest warriors, Cooler, Android 13, and some wierd guy calling himself Tony the tiger. They were all seated at a table that was shaped like a peanut, for some

unexplained reason. Slug entered the room.

"Don't touch my crotch!" He shouted guarding his groinal area.

The other three shouted back "Don't touch ours either!"

"Good men!" Slug declared with a proud smile.

"Oh god, what have I gotten myself into?" Vegeta wondered.

"A job that pays you a million boxes of milk duds a day," Slug said.

"HEAVEN!!" Vegeta roared throwing his arms into the air with a triumphant laugh.

"Now, men this is your new general, Vegeta. He will be leading the attack on planet wehatemilkdudspopcornrules," Slug said.

"Wehatemilkdudspopcornrules?" Tony asked in confusion.

"Traitor!" Slug cried and vaporized Tony. He waited for a moment then said "Crap, now I need another elite, Dabura get in here!"

Dabura walked in with a flourish of his cape as he said "I am ready master,"

"Good, now our goal is to defeat the defenders of planet wehatemilkdudspopcornrules. As far as we know it has only two warriors guarding it, Tapion and android 17. Defeat them, and reduce their hotdog factories to ashes!" Slug

declared.

"Alright, its clobberin time!" Vegeta shouted rushing out of the room.

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Broly and Goku walked side by side on a wierd alien planet. The grass was purple, the sky was blue. "Kakarot, I need you to guard planet wehatemilkdudspopcornrules from the forces of Slug. I give you permission to form a squad of

four people including yourself to do this job," Broly explained.

"I got the perfect guys," Goku said with an evil grin. A few moments later he had used instant transmission to gather his team. Tien, Picollo, and Gohan, who was wearing his purple gi.

"Why should I help?" Tien asked.

"These guys want to destroy the enviroment," Goku said.

"They shall all die!" Tien declared.

"And me?" Picollo asked crossing his arms.

"They like to touch peoples crotch's," Goku said.

"MOMMY!!" Picollo said running away.

"I mean, they like it when other people touch their crotch's!" Goku shouted.

Picollo stopped and angrily shouted "Oh I'll touch their crotches, with a kick!!"

"Ok, so why would I fight these guys?" Gohan asked.

"They are fans of your mother," Goku said.

Gohan's eyes turned red and lightning crackled in the sky while the floor shook and he said in a demonic voice "I shall peal off their skin tear out their eyes bite off their toes slice off their arms and beat them before I rip out their spines and

beat them to death with it!!"

Goku and Slug blinked and looked at each other with slightly worried looks.