A/N: Gigantic thanks to my best friends, who helped me pick out Jasper and Alice's items…I hope you get a laugh out of this like we did.
Alice's POV
"Jasper," I whined as he pointed to one of the items on the list. Jasper just smiled and put his arm around me, leading me in the clothing department.
"It'll be fine Alice, I promise," Jasper replied before kissing my hair. I was instantly calm; I hated when he did that.
"Fine," I said and climbed into a clothing rack, peeking at Jasper who was looking casually at me and the sun glasses. I waited until a girl, who must be in the teens came and began looking threw the rack. Since I was small I was unnoticeable. She picked up a small shirt and held it up to her.
"Don't get that, you'll look fatter," I whispered so only she heard. She began looking around in shock before setting the shirt down. She continued to browse the rack and I saw that she was looking at a red blouse. She picked it up. Oh, I hated doing this but it was fun.
I cleared my throat, "Red is defiantly not your color." She began to look around, scared, before continuing to shop. This was the last thing. She reached her arm in and a grabbed it, causing her to scream and rip her arm free of my grasp. I got out in time to watch her run frantically toward what must be her mom.
"Wow, you weren't supposed to make her cry," Jasper joked and pulled me closer into him. It was around closing time and Jasper decided we would go back tomorrow to complete his task but we were going to look around the store for a while.
We were walking toward the back of the store and into the hunting department when I got a vision.
Jasper's POV
I looked down to see that Alice was having her usual vision. She snapped out of it quickly and started toward the gun section. I sighed and followed her. She kept tugging on my arm before stopping in front of the paintball guns.
"Alice?" I asked as she jogged off in the other direction, leaving me behind. I was debating on going after her but I saw a paintball gun that called my name. As I touched it I was instantly drawn back into the Southern War.
I watched as the Unions in the blue jackets came running toward me as I shot at them and leading my men into the battle. I was running and watching the men in front of me going down.
I was brought back into the real world and saw the rest of my family grinning widely at me. The lights in the store were now dim but I could still see with the vampire eyes and all. Shock came on my face when I realized they all had paintball guns in their hands. I shook my head with a smile on my face. Then an employee walked into the isle and stood frozen. I guess we did look pretty vicious.
"The Union is coming, the Union is coming," I screamed and ran off in the opposite direction. Everyone followed as Emmett shot at the employee. The man, whose name tag said Jeff, grabbed a gun off the shelf and start shooting at Emmett. I stopped laughing as I rounded the corner and stopped straight in my tracks. There were a couple of other employees with paintball guns and standing between
them was a manager, who looks exactly like Mike. There was a gunshot and then a blob of paint on his stomach area. I turned around to see Edward with his gun pointed at him.
"Sorry, trigger got stuck." He shrugged and pulled Bella closer to him but more behind him. The men helped Mike up before charging after us. I shot a couple time before running with the rest. We found a place to call our base. It was by the couches and we put them in a square to hide in.
"Bella and Edward, take the left side of the store. Rose, Emmett take the right. Me and Alice got the rest of the store." I said to each of them. Edward and Emmett nodded as Bella and Rose shook their heads, probably at our military talk. Alice was resting against my shoulder. There were low whispers and Edward turned his head so he could hear them better.
"They're looking for us," He whispered and pointed to the directions they were coming from, "About twenty or so in reach direction." About sixty or so, I think we can do this. I mean Bella can look all sweet and innocent but I bet she could kick some butt.
There were sudden gunshots and I looked up to see Emmett flying through the air shooting at the oncoming employees. I turned around to wave Edward and Bella out and then there was a loud crash. I whipped around to see that Emmett was laughing on the ground with several globs of paint on him and many of the shelves he ran into started to collapse causing the domino effect. After five sets of shelves went down Emmett continued to laugh.
Edward and Bella held off the pursuing employees from the other side. Edward was guarding Bella while she tried to shoot the gun around him, accidentally shooting him once or twice.
"Man down, man down!" Rosalie screamed as she started to rush to Emmett. As she reached him about ten employees ran out of the clothing racks and opened fire on us.
"Fall back, fall back!!" I screamed, grabbing Alice and took off running. I looked behind to see Rosalie yelling at one of the employees for getting paint on her clothes.
"Why are we saying things twice? Why are we saying things twice?" Bella asked before bursting out laughing, followed by Edward. Rosalie and Emmett joined us and I looked back to see that the employees were frozen in their place with their mouths hanging open. Mike came out of the piles of debris and looked at his 'wounded' workers before glaring at Edward.
Edward started walking toward him but Bella pulled him back. He stared at her before relaxing and putting his arms tightly around her. Emmett suddenly shot off a round of paint balls but I didn't see who he aimed for.
I laughed when I looked at all the damage we caused in little less than an hour. Many of the walls were splattered with paint from the employee's bad aim and the shelves were laying over one another. Some of the clothes now had several stains.
I looked up to see that Emmett had shot Mike. He was covered in paint and looking directly at Bella, who was holding onto Edward, bent over in laughter. Mike's face was irreplaceable; I wish I had a camera.
"Don't worry, I do," Edward said between laughing, before pulled out a slick digital camera and taking several shots of Mike. Bella laughed as Edward showed her the pictures. There were several low hisses and I turned to see security coming after us.
"Scramble!" I screamed and everyone broke into a run. Alice was falling close behind; Bella climbed onto Edward's back while Emmett and Rose were already out the door. I grabbed a hold of
Alice's wrist as we reached the door. Edward and Bella emerged shortly after and we walked back toward the car, covered in paint.
"That was fun!" Emmett said as he gave me a high five. He was about to high five Edward but noticed that Bella had fell asleep on Edward, she was covered in paint the most.
We made it home in no time and sat the rest of the night on the couch watching movies, waiting to go back to Wal-Mart.
We woke Bella up earlier than usual despite Edward's growling. She was excited to go but when we reached Wal-Mart there was a sign on the door.
Closed For Cleanup
A/N: Wow that was awesome to right but funnier to think about. Anyways, thanks for the reviews and please keep them coming!!
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