DRAGONBALLGT

THE WIERD FILES

The Battle For Wehatemilkdudspopcornrules

Four space pods crashed onto the surface of wehatemilkdudspopcornrules. For a moment there was silence, then Vegeta, Cooler, 13, and Dabura emerged with looks of determination on their faces. Vegeta slowly looked around, taking

in every little detail.

"So, this is wehatemilkdudspopcornrules eh?" Vegeta said slowly.

"Yup, nice little spot of paradise!" 13 declared in a heavy southern accent.

"How can you say that, this planet is an enemy to all milk duds!" Cooler said fiercely.

"Indeed," Dabura said.

"I sense four high power levels coming this way, we might actually have a fight on our hands," Vegeta said.

It was at that moment that four birds flew over and landed on a nearby tree. Several seconds passed and crickets could be heard chirping. "High power levels you say?" 13 asked.

"Uhhhh," Vegeta said slowly. Then Goku, Tien, Picollo, and Gohan all landed not far away.

"Kakarot!?" Vegeta exclaimed.

"Vegeta!?" Goku exclaimed.

"Oh great them," Everyone else muttered.

"What are you doing here?" Goku asked.

"I'm here to destroy the hotdog factories," Vegeta said.

"Then I have no choice but to fight you," Goku said.

"SAVE THE ENVIROMENT!!" Tien roared facing off with Cooler.

"Its crotch kicking time and don't touch mine," Picollo said facing off with 13.

"I want to be a real man," Gohan said facing off with Dabura. The crickets started chirping again.

"What do you mean you wan't to be a real man?" Goku asked.

"Well you see, Videl said I was a big nerd, so she took away my manhood and said she won't give it back until I redeem my nerdy ways," Gohan explaimed. The crickets were chirping in fastforward now.

Vegeta collapsed in a storm of hysterical laugther, right along with everyone else.

"Oh shut up!" Gohan growled as he turned into Ultimate Gohan with a fierce blue aura. "Lets just fight!" He roared, then vanished and reappeared with his fist buried in Dabura's gut doubling the demon over with a cry of suprise, and he spat

up some blood. Then with an angered growl Gohan slammed another punch into his face knocking him into the sky, then Gohan went after the demon so fast he just seemed to vanish.

The others all engaged in their own battles which quickly moved away from each other.

"I will save the enviroment!" Tien cried as he came after Cooler with a vicious offensive, but the changeling simply transformed and began to pummel the three eyed envirementalist.

Picollo and 13 traded blows with great power as 13 said "Your never getting my crotch!" That said he turned into Super 13, but Picollo removed his weighted cape and turban and the two entered a phaze battle. Unnoticed by the others Dabura

fell out of the sky with his spine missing.

"Yay!!" Gohan cried out swinging the spine in circles over him like a rodeo rope.

Goku cupped his hands at his side and yelled "KAMEHAMEHA!!" As he fired a massive blue ki beam at Vegeta.

"GALIC GUN FIRE!!" Vegeta shouted firing his own purple beam. The two attacks clashed with tremendous power releasing vicious shockwaves that tore apart the surrounding area before both fighters cancelled their attacks. "Its time to settle

things once and for all Kakarot," Vegeta declared as he ascended to SSJ2.

"Agreed," Goku said as he also went SSJ2. The two began fighting at supersonic speeds. The battle raged on for nearly fifteen minutes before Super 13 looked to the sky and said "Reinforcements!" Rapidly approaching the battlefield were

two beings of unimaginable power.

"Oh no!" Gohan cried as he flew up to face the two.

"There after me lucky charms!" The first said. He was clearly a laprechuan.

The second was a rabbit who cried "I just want some damn trix!"

Gohan looked on in horror as he said "Its lucky, and the Silly rabbit! I have to face them!"

"Ye' can't beat us! Charm of time!" Lucky declared throwing a green clover shaped marshmellow into the air, and it glowed brilliantly freezing the defenders of planet wehatemilkdudspopcornrules.

"Trix blaster!" Silly rabbit cried unleashing a rainbow colored beam that knocked all of the planets defenders into a cliff.

"What incredible power!" Cooler cried.

"Retreat!" Goku roared as he ran like mad, and so it was that planet wehatemilkdudspopcornrules fell.