Disclaimer: WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING IT?! I don't own Fruits Basket! WAAA!!

Okay well in this chapter Narita met Ayame. Now this isn't what the chapter's about, but the meeting went something like this:

"Why Narita I would like you too meet someone very special!" exclaimed Shigure.

"And who might that be?" asked Yuki.

"You're older brother, Yuki!" Shigure said cheerfully. Yuki smacked his hand to his forehead and said, "You've got to be kidding me..."

"Yuki! I didn't know you had a brother! Why don't you tell me these things?! I thought we were buddies!" exclaimed Narita.

"Um... my bad?" said Yuki.

"And you say I'm the idiot?" asked Kyo.

"Don't you start with me, Kyo!" Yuki growled.

"AHEM!" Shigure practically shouted.

"Oh! um... go on Shigure! Go on!" said Tohru hurriedly... even though she didn't do anything wrong...

"As I was saying!" Shigure said, "May I present: Ayame Sohma! Taaa daaa!" Shigure exclaimed letting Ayame through the door. Ayame took Narita's hand and kissed it like a perfect gentleman. Kyo twitched.

"My, you and Miss Tohru look much alike! Is that your natural hair color?" asked Ayame who was running his fingers through her hair. Narita blushed (A/N: like Tohru would have...) a bright red. No one really ever sees her blush, but she's never met Ayame now has she?

"Um... yes...," said Narita embarrassed.

"Why it's beautiful! You're a very beautiful girl; just like Miss Tohru!" Then it was Tohru's turn to blush. Ayame went on, "I hear Yuki and Miss Tohru are dating now! (Ayame gasps) Kyo! You should date Miss Narita!"

Ah Ayame... isn't he hilarious?! Well yes he is so blah. Well that's the end of my little meeting summary thingy! Now on with the real story!

(At The Sohma Household)

Kyo and Narita were putting away their wet rain jackets from after being outside in the rain... of course. As they were putting them away someone pushed them into the closet and locked the door! Shigure and Ayame went up stairs squealing their heads off...

"Yuki! Tohru!" they squealed, bouncing up and down.

"What is it?" Tohru asked.

"Cm'on! Com'on!" They both squealed as they dragged Tohru and Yuki down the stairs. They were still bouncing up and down like little girls.

"Ayame, Shigure... What mad experiment did you two mess up this time? If it's anything like that pigeonsquirrel-" Yuki said getting cut off.

"Nooooo!" Ayame whined.

"Shhhh! Listen!" said Shigure who put four front row seats in front of the closet. Inside they could here movement going on.

(Inside The Closet)

"Oh my God!" Kyo whispered. Narita was as far as she could get into one of the corners. Kyo tried to open the door. It just wasn't possible.

"OH MY GOD HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE!?" Kyo shouted, "Can't breath! CLAUSTROPHOBIC!" Then Kyo started to laugh like a mad man.

"Narita?" he asked calmly. She didn't answer. "Narita?!" Kyo asked only more panicked, "Oh my God you're dead aren't you? I killed you didn't I? Where was I last night?! Did I get drunk!? That must be it! I got drunk and I killed you! OH MY GOD THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!" Kyo shouted even though there was no blood in the closet...

"Kyo... you're scaring me...," said Narita nervously.

"YOU'RE ALIVE! YAY!" Kyo squeled. Then it got reeeeeeallyyyyy quiet.

"K-Kyo?" stuttered Narita. Then Kyo screamed.

"No Mommy! No! I'll be a good boy! I promise!" he cried.

"Um..."

"Leave me alone! Stop Making fun of me! I LIKE MY ORANGE HAIR!"

"...Kyo..."

"Oh hi."

"Uh... hello?"

"Sooo. Naaritaaa. You come here often?"

"What?"

"I mean I'm here every once in a while. You know how it gets."

"Kyo are you okay?"

"Oooh, Narita, are you tired?"

"What are you talking about?"

"'Cause you've runnin through my mind all day!"

"Are you trying to flirt with me?"

"Oooh baby! Give papa some sugar! Rwar!" Kyo said clawing at her like a cat, "Haha orange hair."

"Kyo, don't touch me." Kyo slumped down in the closet.

"I thought she loved me. But she doesn't love me. She loves him. Him. Not me. That's okay though. I found a new love. Someone who might love me too. I found her."

"Kyo... who are you talking to?"

"Bob and Tom." (A/N: Tom is my friend. You can't see him though... I can. Bob is Laqueena (aka inushika-inusis)'s friend that only she can see. They're there though. They are.).

"Who?"

"Never mind."

"Okay..." It got quiet agin. And that was fine with Narita because Kyo was really starting to scare her.

"I'll never become welcome amongst the heartless monsters you surround yourself with, feeding the pain and misfortune of others. A maniacal breed of sub-human parasites thrown into a feeding frenzy with the smell of fresh blood. Open your eyes and see the creatures for what they are; a swirling mass of hatred and envy. Don't be naive enough to think you're unaffected; the conversations already begun," Kyo said in a creepy voice. Narita was getting really freaked out. She started to cry.

"Kyo?" she said.

"I heard that off of a song. It was called Haunted or something... Are you crying?" he asked.

"No of course not," Narita said quickly as she wiped away her tears.

"Come here...," said Kyo as he patted his criss crossed lap.

"I'm fine really," Narita reassured.

"Sit," commanded Kyo.

"Okay...," said Narita who sat down on Kyo's lap. She didn't shift all her weight down though; thinking she was too heavy.

"You're not too heavy for me if that's what you're thinking," said Kyo. Narita shifted the rest of her weight on his lap thinking if she didn't he'd go ballistic.

"That's better!" said Kyo cheerfully. Narita fidgeted. Kyo sniffed her hair...

"Kyo why did you just-" Narita said getting cut off because Kyo just kissed her on the lips (A/N: he's still a little Woooo (dose cuckoo sign on head))!

(Outside The Closet)

"They've been really quiet," said Tohru.

"Yeah Kyo stopped going insane for over 10 minutes!" said Yuki.

"I wonder what they're doing in there?" Ayame wondered out loud.

"I think I know! Wink, wink, nudge, nudge!" Shigure exclaimed.

"And without protection?!" Ayame exclaimed.

"You never know!" said Shigure. Yuki slapped both of them upside the head.

"Perverts," said Yuki.

"Oh my!" exclaimed Tohru. Ayame pulled a camera out of nowhere. Shigure and Ayame went over to the closet. "On three!" Shigure whispered. Shigure mouthed one, two, three! Then they opened the closet and Ayame snapped a picture of Kyo and Narita making out. Shigure and Ayame whistled wooo.

"I never new you had it in ya, Kyo," said Yuki.

"Give me that camera!" shouted Kyo who started to chase after a squealing Ayame. Shigure was cracking up on the floor. Narita was blushing her head off, and Tohru was giggling. Imagine all that happening at once...

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That was an interesting chapter now wasn't it?! I thought so!! I always wanted to see Kyo go insane and say lots of random things!! Don't ask!! Well yeah I hope you all enjoyed that!! Review and let me know what ya think!!

-Katie

P.S. You know the monkeys will hurt you.