DRAGONBALLGT
THE WIERD FILES
The Hotdog People Strike Back
Goku, Tien, Picollo, and Gohan stood in a line facing Broly. The mighty leader of the hotdog people was so furious that he was wearing a red and white checkered dress and combat boots, and he wore his hair in pig tails. Goku was
struggling not to laugh.
"How could you idiots possibly let yourselves be beaten by a couple of cereal mascots!? How pathetic are you!? This sort of failure is unacceptable, as a result we must strike back. With the resources we have lost we have no choice
but to attck they're HQ, planet invadeusanddie," Broly shouted like a drill seargent.
"I'm not sure I like the name..." Goku said slowly.
"Who cares!?" Broly shouted in his face.
"No one," Goku anwsered quickly.
"Excuse me? I can't hear you!" Broly said.
"No one cares sir!" Goku shouted.
"Better, now you must leave at once," Broly ordered, then walked off.
"I want to be a real man," Gohan sniffled.
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Vegeta Cooler and 13 now stood on planet invadeusanddie. Slug was also on planet overseeing the creation of his latest weapon, the milk dud blaster.
"Its a real shame that Dabura got killed," 13 said.
"Naw, that just means that we have to recruit somebody else, and I think I know just the guy," Vegeta said.
"Who might that be?" Cooler inquired.
Vegeta grinned, than reached into a dimensional pocket and pulled out a red and white ball. 13 went pale as he said "Is that what I think it is?"
"What do you think it is?" Vegeta asked.
"A power not seen in over a thousand years?" Cooler guessed.
"Better," Vegeta said with a grin, than he threw the ball and shouted "Jigglypuff! I choose you!!" In a flash of red light Jigglypuff appeared, holding its customary micrphone.
"Aghhhhhhh!! Aghhqrraaaa!! Bwahhghgggh!!" 13 yelled incoherently.
"Aiyeeeeeeee!!" Coller screamed.
"Mwahahaha!! Yes, this is my true power!!" Vegeta shouted.
Jigglypuff looked around, then began singing. Vegeta's eyes widened in horror as he shouted "NOT YET!! WAIT!!" But it was to no avail, soon he and the others were all asleep, except for Slug.
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Fifteen minutes later Goku and the others landed on planet invadeusanddie. Goku instantly went SSJ, Picollo threw off his weights, Gohan turned into Ultimate Gohan, and Tien checked the local enviorement for pollution. Needless to say he
found lots of it.
"Where is everyone?" Goku asked.
Suddenly Slug arrived and said "Some idiot decided it would be a good idea to summon a pokemon,"
"Its you, prepare to be defeated in the name of the hotdog king!" Goku declared.
Slug burst into maniacal laughter as he said "Fool, my father was Lord Snail, the fastest being who ever lived! You cannot win!"
Goku sighed, sometimes he wondered about things.