Bella's POV
Emmett walked over to us after singing Barbie Girl. Target wasn't as big as Wal-Mart but it was big enough to get into some trouble, at least that's what the Cullen's were hoping for. They most likely wouldn't get in too much trouble; I, on the other hand, had a police officer as my dad.
"Who's going first?" Emmett said, snapping me out of my thought, "I know who…Bella!" I jerked my head up to look at him.
"What am I doing?!" I asked. Edward put a supportive arm around me.
Emmett raised his eyebrow and smiled wickedly, "You and Eddy are you going to shop. Eddy you'll be in the women's department with this," Emmett threw a purse at him, "And Bella, you'll be in men's." I shook my head and decided to just go. Edward was still clutching the purse with an angry look on his face.
"Fine," I said and grabbed Edward before he could attack Emmett. We walked toward the men's department and then went separate ways. I noticed a male employee stacking a shelf so I went near him. I was a couple feet away from him and he was sending me flirtatious looks.
"Oh, this would look good on me!" I said to myself and laughed inside. His look suddenly turned confused and began to walk over to me.
He clear his throat, "Would you like to go over to the women's department?" he asked as he motioned toward the department. I tried my best to give him an angry glare.
"Just what are you trying to say?!" I screamed causing several of the costumers to shift their heads to look at us.
He stumbled over his words before getting a full sentence out, "I wasn't," I looked at his name tag, Paul. His eyes darted around to the watchful costumers. I held up my hand and he stumbled backwards before yelling, "Security!" I put my hands up in surrender and started to back up. Two sets of arms grabbed me from behind and started taking me backward, just as Emmett planned I'm guessing, since he was currently laughing his ass off near us.
"No don't make me go back there!" I screamed and tried to shake my arms out of their grasp. Edward was suddenly looking at me, fighting back a smile.
"I would prefer if you let my girlfriend go," he said to the men and gave them a dazzling grin. They quickly dropped my arms and I flew into Edward's waiting arms. "Thank you."
He was still clutching the purse and the security guards exchanged glances before doubling over with laughter. With no warning Edward let go of me and hit the security guards with his purse. My mouth and eyes opened wide and I burst out laughing. Edward grabbed my hand, trying not to smile, and ran me out of the store.
Emmett, Rosalie, Alice and Jasper emerged from the store a couple minutes after us. Still laughing, they drove us toward the house. Half way there we saw another store Emmett exchanged glances with Jasper who was smiling wickedly.
We got to the Cullen's house with no mishaps but I spoke to soon. Edward helped me out of the car and Emmett burst out laughing.
"I thought the guy was supposed to help the girl out of the car." Emmett said between laughs. Jasper was shaking his head and holding in the laughter. Edward growled, still clutching that purse [I don't think he realized he was] and whipped it at Emmett.
Emmett ran toward us and Edward shifted so he was in front, "Bring it on Emmett. Tomorrow at Kmart we'll settle this." I stared at Alice confused.
She chuckled, "They're going to have a bike race at Kmart. That's how we're going to settle things." Edward put his arm around my and walked me to the Volvo to take me home.
Tomorrow will be interesting.
A/N: Okay, not a long chapter and not that good. I know. But um…I'll get the next one out soon…if I get some reviews. Hope you enjoy.
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