DRAGONBALLGT

THE WIERD FILES

The Power of Lucky Charms

Picollo stepped forward and faced off with Slug. Old western music began playing, a breeze blew between them and both flexed their hands. Then Slug shouted "Don't touch my crotch!" Goku blinked, he had thought some sort of epic

fight was about to begin.

"Don't touch MY crotch!" Picollo shouted back.

"Don't touch MY CROTCH!!" Slug roared.

"DON"T TOUCH MYYYY CROTCH!!" Picollo roared so loudly that Slug stumbled backwards.

"Incredible, he has mastered the art of crotch shouting even better than I have!" Slug said in suprise. With a roar he transformed into a giant namekian and glared down at Picollo, who was in the process of peeing his pants. "Take this!

CROTCH BLASTER!!" Slug roared as a massive golden beam leapt from his crotch and sent Picollo smashing through the wall of a nearby building.

"Now theres a real man!" Gohan said with admiration, not noticing the others nervously inching away from him.

Slug laughed evily before he said "NONE OF YOU ARE A MATCH FOR THE POWER OF MY CROTCH!"

"He's right! If we don't do something his crotch will kill us all!" Goku shouted.

"His crotch is a danger to the enviroment, I must stop it!" Tien yelled as he shot through the air and slammed a vicious kick into Slug's groinal area. A moment of silence passed, then Slug fell to his knees as he returned to his normal size,

his hands cupped protectively over his crotch.

"I thought namekians didn't have any nuts," Gohan said.

"They have the memory of nuts," Goku replied.

"Save the enviroment!!" Tien shouted as he kicked Slug back into a cliff which he bounced off of before falling to the ground. The three eyed enviromentalist flew into the air and began powering up.

Suddenly there came a cry of "Go charm of portal!" Lucky arrived and suddenly Tien was teleported off the battlefield.

"What the!?" Slug exclaimed standing up.

Lucky phazed onto a nearby cliff and said "Don't worry sir, I'll finish them off for you!"

"Don't touch my crotch, again," Slug said.

Gohan flew into the air and said "Nows my chance to redeem my manhood!"

Lucky laughed before he said "Go charm men only!" Lucky said tossing another of his charms, and Gohan also vanished.

"What did you do to them!?" Goku shouted.

"Do you care?" Lucky asked.

"No," Goku replied.

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Tien looked around the forest he was in. "Look at nature, all nice and peaceful, just like in a disney movie!" Tien said happily. Then came a growl from behind him. "Ohhh, a bear!" He said gleefully. A moment later you could here this. "OH CRAP, BAD BEAR BAD!!"

Elsewhere Gohan found himself in a ladies bathroom stall, and the rest of that story is simply to wierd to tell.

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Lucky laughed sinisterly as he leapt out of the way of a ki blast from Goku. "Come on! You will have to do better than that if you want my lucky charms!" Lucky said.

Goku transformed into a SSJ2 as he said "Very well," The two resumed their battle, but Goku was constantly outmanuvered by Lucky and his charms. Finally he went crashing into a cliff hard enough to smash the rock and sent dust flying

everywhere.

"Now its time to finish you off!!" Lucky declared.

Suddenly the dust blew outwards to reveal Goku, now a SSj3. "No, now its time to finish you off you stupid stinking green wearing pointy eared gold hiding freak," Goku declared, then he attacked.