DRAGONBALLZ

THE WIERD FILES

Slug Versus Broly and The Butcher Pokemon

Slug stood quickly as the battle shifted, now in Goku's favor. Lucky and Goku were phazing from spot to spot, but now Goku was to fast for any of Lucky's charms, and since he was to stupid to have ever thought about learning another fighting

style he was now getting the crap kicked out of him.

Slug prepared to run when he heard "Where do you think your going dad?" He turned to see Broly in his LSSJ form.

"Two things. Don't touch my crotch, and I ain't your father," Slug said. Broly blinked slowly.

"But I love you daddy," Broly declared as he began to cry.

"God Damn it!" Slug roared.

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Vegeta blinked his eyes open slowly, and the first thing he noticed was a pink blob of a pokemon standing over him with a microphone. It removed the top of the microphone to reveal a butcher knife.

"Holy crap!" Vegeta cried leaping backwards, which was kind of hard since he had been laying on his back.

"Jiggly-puff!!" The pokemon declared. The saiyan prince looked to his comrades, and saw that they had been carved into tiny bite sized pieces.

"Whoa," Vegeta said, then the angry pokemon stabbed him in the shin causing him to fall over. "Oh god no!! Mercy please, I'll do whatever you want!!" Vegeta cried in terror. Jigglypuff smiled, then began a fierce makeout session with

Vegeta, who wished he had kept his damn mouth shut.

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"I'm not your daddy!" Slug declared bringing his fist crashing into Broly's face causing the mighty saiyan to stumble.

"Yes you are!" Broly declared as he threw a blast into Slug's chest.

"At least it wasn't the crotch. And I am not your DADDY!!" Slug roared as his aura flared up.

Broly pointed at him with a twisted grin and said "You are my mothers babies daddy,"

Slug blinked in confusion. "Uh, no?" He said.

Broly looked thoughtful for a moment, than snapped his fingers and said "Oh! Now I remember! Your my wife!!"

Slug went pale as he backed away quickly and said "NO!!" As he fired a massive blast at Broly who simply swat it away.

"Come here and give me a kiss honey," Broly said grabbing Slug by the throat and yanking him off the ground.

"I'm not your wife..." Slug groaned weakly.

Broly was again confused, than he smiled and said "Than I must be YOUR wife!"

With a growl Slug kicked Broly in the face breaking free before saying "No, we are mortal enmies whose only goals in life are to kill each other!" Slug roared.

"So, we're brother and sister?" Broly asked.

Goku took a moment from his fight with Lucky and said "I was working for HIM? Damn!"

"Go charm blow crap up!" Lucky cried firing a charm at Goku, which exploded knocking the saiyan into the ground.

Slug crashed into the side of a cliff with a cry of pain. "Crap, this guy is to powerful, and he was just trying to hug me! What will he be like when he actually starts fighting?" He wondered.

"So uncle Slug, can we go fishing?" Broly asked in a little kids voice.

Slug considered saiying no, but then considered it. "Sure why not," He said at last.

"Yay!" Broly cried in glee as he grabbed Slug and flew off.

"Oh no! Boss has failed, I have to run!" Lucky cried before leaving the battlefield.

"Well, I guess its over," Goku said slowly, he then reverted back to normal and teleported himself and Picollo to earth, where Gohan and Tien were waiting.

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"NOOOOOO!! DON'T LEAVE ME!!" Vegeta cried just before Jigglypuff descended on him once more.