Me: I'm on a roll!
Kaylee: I guess you are…. And you're winging this chapter.
Me: No I'm not…
Kaylee: Yes you are… and you're guilty of not doing disclaimers… AGAIN!
Me: fine… Winry get your ass over here…
Winry: Yes Miss. Warped up authoress number two who thinks she's a state alchemist?
Me: Do the disclaimer! I'm too lazy to do it!
Winry: Mrs. Treece and Mrs. Tomsen do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. Mrs. Hiromu Arakawa does! They do however own Rena and Keria… and that's about it… they do not own Alchemy, Roy, or Edward… they think they do, but that's because they're insane… Is that it? (Kaylee and Me in the background: clap hands together and giggle Guilty!)
Me: No… you forgot the part where I slaughter you for being a retarded character…
Kaylee: Now, now… who else is going to fix my automail shoulder?
Me: anyone but Mechanic Otaku here…
Kaylee: Shrugs alright…
That Which is Lost
Chapter Three: "You Two are Sisters?"
Keria sighed and knocked on the door Maes had shown her to. A raven hared man answered the door and Keria smiles sadistically.
"Hello Mr. Colonel I have a burning stick up my ass." Keria said smiling evilly.
"Hello Half Crescent Bitch!" Roy retorted.
"idiotic pyro!"
"drunkie!"
"Dick licker!"
"Penis muncher!"
Roy and Keria agued and Alphonse looked from Keria to Rena.
"Hey Rena is that your sister?" Alphonse asked as he pointed to the door.
"Aw, Fuck… Yes… that's her…" Rena said with a sigh.
"Rena! Where's my mintyness!" Keria randomly shouted as she pushed Roy to the floor. "I DEMAND MY MINTYNESS, AND I DON'T HAVE IT!"
"Eh… funny I forgot…" Rena said rubbing the back of her neck.
"The fucking minty goodness is calling me… it's saying: 'Keria… eat minty or you will die in seven days…' So hand it over because the death isn't pretty…" Keria said clicking a flashlight on pointed up under her chin. (Random Authoresses Event (RAE): Kate looks at Kaylee Kate: So… umm… Kaylee… what's with the flashlight Eh? Kaylee: Special effects purposes.)
"Roy forgot it…" Rena said quietly and Roy got up and Keria put the light away.
"Now Keria, the reason you were to come to central was…" Roy began but Keria was too busy picking her ear with her pinky to hear him as she gazed out the window. "Keria, are you listening to me?" Roy demanded and Keria gave him a blank look as she took her pinky from her ear and looked at him.
"Sorry… did you say something moron?" She asked and Roy sighed.
"Never mind… oh, and Elric brothers… you're staying with Rena…" Rena then twitched noticeably as Roy said this.
"Why me?" Rena moaned and Keria noticed Edward and Alphonse.
"Who are these guys?" Keria asked and Rena introduced the three.
Me: Next job…
Kaylee: As your editor… I must know… WHERE'S THE MINTY!
Me: Keria gets minty later…
Kaylee: Oh…